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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hahahahahahahahahaha

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Ashmole posted:

We drove to Pinon Canyon from Fort Carson. One of the vehicles broke down in our convoy literally ba mile outside the gate so we had to slow the convoy down to 25 miles per hour. It took 8 hours to get there.

when was that? I did FTX at pinion canyon in 2003. incredible views and nightly thunderstorms.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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the postures of everyone in that photo screams "well, poo poo."

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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dcus were so comfortable

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Nice and hot piss posted:

Never got in on the DCU's, kinda sad about that hearing that they were so comfy..

they wicked sweat out super awesomely and I never blew out a dcu crotch

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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lost my weapon and have to sift through a pile trying to find SN 7261059

i never find it and wake up in a cold sweat

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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oh poo poo did i leave it behind during the convoy

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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DoktorLoken posted:

jumping in front of a car to get out of an APFT. :lol: :wtc:

no lack of heart there

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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mlmp08 posted:

Hahahaha, wow.

We got a whole big scaremongering brief including examples and gross photos of people who poked the vaccine site it then poked their eye with infected area goo on their finger.

yup

we had immigrants in our company, they had to get double stabs :(

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i got 2 anthrax shots before it became optional

we had 5 people drummed out for refusing it before our deployment

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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this was like Jul 04

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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mods changed my name posted:

hmm that could use some alternate wording

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Soulex posted:

poo poo they just made everybody walk through the gauntlet at Ft. Sill's reception unit

same at lost in the woods

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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why does it smell like farts and cat piss in here now

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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oh

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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im pregnant

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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you missed out

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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im gonna go pmcs my vehicle

*naps until lunch under a m997*

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Adiabatic posted:

Your military vehicles that I hear are way plushier than the Army's

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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who has access to ulls-g i lost my license for the 90th time need a new printout

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Carteret posted:

You mother fucker.

btw i tore my cv boots again on my bk run, got a convoy tomorrow so needs to be up by then k thx

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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my secondary mos was giving mechanics aneurysms.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Flikken posted:

Nah he's an army medic that is currently lost.

marines are like 40% of the national guard so im pulling a liz warren here

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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oh poo poo time to do some sick sons of anarchy dad cosplay

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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stick us in ycs so they can see my cool av again

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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tbh i think we should go to pet island

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i had a gallon ziplock bag in my aid bag at all times packed like a drug mule full of ibuprofen

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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put this in byob they're cool and good

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hell i was guard, i just post in here bc theres so many marines who go nasty girl

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Farrier Theaks posted:

Alas, it was drowning pool for me

that was our super moto cadence that we made up ourselves specifically after we drew weapons to surprise our drill sergeant in basic

he lost his poo poo and demanded we do it from that point on

after week five we knew we had damned ourselves

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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that dude fucks for sure

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hhhhahahahaahahahahahahahah

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Nice and hot piss posted:

ya'll may not have heard but new max age limit for USMC OCS is 42.

how about you all start loving running, belt out some cadences and meet me on brown field at quantico

i wish i had more hands to flip you off with

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Wasabi the J posted:

Idk pretend I posted the TL comic of the aging 2LT.

its still my favorite, along with the omlette one

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i was guard so we only had enough for everyone to one lol

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i was at the gate at speicher in oif3 grabbing locals for some building project to babysit them and make sure they werent counting steps or mapping poo poo out for mortar reference

a trucker got caught bringing a bottle of whiskey in

the soldier that found it held it over his head like a basketball net cut off at the end off march madness. it was midday so the sun caught it ay just the right angle that it looked like the staff of ra in raiders of the lost ark. the entire gate stopped moving to view the glory that sat before them

ill never forget that visual, couldnt have been more perfect a moment if it had been planned

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