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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



https://twitter.com/JuMosq/status/1...2520077312?s=19

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/st...8758605827?s=19

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?


https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/statu...141268151713792

lol, Belichick pulled out a cheese grater.


Wondering how likely it is he gets cut by the end of pre-season.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i really



really




really



miss baseball

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i really



really




really



miss baseball

Same but hockey

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


let's invent a new sport for these new times

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


EBB posted:

let's invent a new sport for these new times

Why invent one when pocket pool already exists?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Woofer posted:

Why invent one when pocket pool already exists?

imagine two men and four balls on a cliff

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

NFL plans on starting on time with fans in September

They haven't determined if there will be pre-season games yet.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Johnny Pussy?


Syrian Lannister posted:

Same but hockey

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Syrian Lannister posted:

NFL plans on starting on time with fans in September

They haven't determined if there will be pre-season games yet.

i hate preseason anyways because its more wear and tear on the players for no good reason

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



https://twitter.com/MiamiDolphins/s...1849611264?s=19

RIP

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


laces out don

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HogbPxbxfBI

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hey just a reminder at about 2:00 into this that chase utley can die in a fire thx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLHHlIyWIVo

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


That was some guy named terry

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Milo and POTUS posted:

That was some guy named terry

terry was getting some poo poo right for this the game before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiY2GtBrHug

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Yeah but what about Chase utley? All I know about him is he turned Mac gay

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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he slid into the mets second basemen and broke his leg during the nlds 2105. they didnt get the dirty slide call until after the series when the mlb suspended him, but the damage was done

hes their leadoff and terry had noah throw a pitch behind him. Umps were warned by MLB not to allow anything bc of how bad the previous call was hosed, which is why they're pleading with Terry

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Wasn't he the same guy that took out the Giants catcher a couple of years ago?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFsq9FQBlc


4 years ago today

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013



I don’t follow Mets baseball (Cardinals for life). Is he like a pitcher or something?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


He's Larry David's manager

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

UH OH GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE I'M A BIG DUMBASS!!!

ASK ME ABOUT COMING IN DEAD LAST IN THE GIP 2016 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!

I LITERALLY CAME IN BEHIND SOMEBODY THAT DIDN'T UPDATE THEIR ROSTER ONCE!!!!

YOOOOOGE!!!!


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I don’t follow Mets baseball (Cardinals for life). Is he like a pitcher or something?

Yes, and he was 41? At the time and that's his first career home run.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013


SquirrelyPSU posted:

Yes, and he was 41? At the time and that's his first career home run.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I don’t follow Mets baseball (Cardinals for life). Is he like a pitcher or something?

He’s like everybody’s favorite uncle.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

I don’t follow Mets baseball (Cardinals for life). Is he like a pitcher or something?

that is bartolo colon, 4x all star, cy young winner in 2005, and was one of the oldest players in baseball

quote:

Bartolo Colón (born May 24, 1973), nicknamed "Big Sexy", is a Dominican-American professional baseball pitcher for the Acereros de Monclova of the Mexican League. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Cleveland Indians (1997–2002), Montreal Expos (2002), Chicago White Sox (2003, 2009), Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (2004–2007), Boston Red Sox (2008), New York Yankees (2011), Oakland Athletics (2012–2013), New York Mets (2014–2016), Atlanta Braves (2017), Minnesota Twins (2017), and Texas Rangers (2018).


thats his only home run of a career that went from 1997-2019. Until he retired from MLB this year he was the only active player in the league that wore a Expos jersey legit

idk hes one of those baseball oddities and that hr is p. much the best hr ever

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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SquirrelyPSU posted:

Yes, and he was 41? At the time and that's his only career home run.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003

UH OH GEORGE, LOOKS LIKE I'M A BIG DUMBASS!!!

ASK ME ABOUT COMING IN DEAD LAST IN THE GIP 2016 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!!!

I LITERALLY CAME IN BEHIND SOMEBODY THAT DIDN'T UPDATE THEIR ROSTER ONCE!!!!

YOOOOOGE!!!!


I completely forgot he has a Cy Young.

e: And in so looking up realizing that Nolan Ryan never did.

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 11:28 on May 8, 2020

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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wait nolan fuckin ryan never won a cy young?



also shim- watch this for a cliffs notes lesson on big sexy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99Twl1zfqo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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colowns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d5f8Igo_vw

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Like, we're not gonna see another Bartolo ever again. poo poo like that is what makes baseball fun to watch.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.



That man is a professional athlete, and that's great. The fact that he's one of the greatest baseball players of all time, and is a great dude just makes him even better.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wait nolan fuckin ryan never won a cy young?


Probably the best pitcher of all time, and somehow never got one. Almost twice as many no-hitters as the next one on the leaders list.

Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3niGu9d_pY

Ventura is like 20 years younger, and that's Ryan in his final season.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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yeah ryan was goddamn ridiculous

108 mph fastball jfc

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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only scarier pitcher i can think of is prolly randy johnson

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

And Randy became a better pitcher after getting some advice from Ryan on how to plant step on his lead leg when pitching.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1258562259913187328

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


Randy Johnson was so tall and gangly that his pitches looked like they were coming from first base. As someone who bats lefty, I can’t think of anything scarier in baseball than a Randy Johnson slider.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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randy johnson was a goddamn nightmare

killed a bird one time

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i just want to be the one thing randy is known for

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