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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Romo leaving the cowgirls
:byewhore:

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Maybe this will be the year that Eli finally gets put out to pasture!

Aw, who am I kidding? :sigh:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
How is it not September already?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/rt_ohio/status/849455395773001730/video/1

e: no idea what's going on with the commentary, but still

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 5, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Man, the Cubbies sure are gunning for it this year.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Funny how nobody complains when they're having an average season, but as soon as they start doing well oh, boo, hisss, Bankees!!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000802591/article/seahawks-raiders-agree-to-trade-for-marshawn-lynchs-rights

Fuuuuuuck

That said, good for him. It will be nice to see him play again, even if not for the Seahawks.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/TheRogaineKid/status/858404095085948931

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Beautiful!

https://twitter.com/AnnekaSvenska/status/860543800095236096

I wonder who it could be...

Jim McElwain Says That's Not Him Nude and Humping a Shark

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I would just like to take a moment to remind everyone that today is Tuesday, the Thirteenth of June, Two Thousand Seventeen, and Tom Brady is still a giant piece of poo poo.

Thank you.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:swoon:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Dead Reckoning posted:

What football will look like in the future by Jon Bois

Do yourself a favor and read it on mobile, or turn of adblock/noscript.
Is the bear...? Is the guy...?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Here is a kid who can and will steamroll grown-rear end men:

http://www.maxpreps.com/news/40iCg2BI20KlPLHmElZV4Q/6-foot-6,-350-pound-eighth-grader-gets-football-offer-from-kentucky.htm

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just what the world needs: more loving Cubs fans.

http://mlb.com/cutfour/index.jsp#contentId=244639842

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hey: Google "owner of the jets"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hot poo poo:

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/894688431170867200

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The Bucs just waived the kicker that they got with a second round pick in 2016. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF455bGsGU8

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
WIDE LEFT

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/897491879016767488

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Seahawks kick off to start the second half, force a fumble on the return, and scoop the ball up. Now they're starting on the Vikings' 18. :lol:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Rookie cornerback intercepts a tipped pass. :thumbsup:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Less than a full quarter in, the Titans are walking all over the Panthers. It's 17-0. :confused: Cam Newton's not playing, but still. Panthers have had the ball for all of something like two minutes.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

bills still love penalties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGxWGduCCQ

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Officials didn't call a Packers defender hip tossing a Redskin runner. :wtc:

loving amateur hour here.

They had all the time in the world to do it, too. That was as they hit the 2 minute warning.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Today in baseball:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Straight brawlin' out there! All this in the 6th, 7th, and 8th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnYJcKXTewE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o2T8rIjAtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ownA1CX9TTg

Apparently a couple of other dudes got hit, as well.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Aug 25, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo, only two plays into the Seahawks' opening drive and I already have a raging boner.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
GOD drat, FUCKIN KEARSE!

Pesticide, where are you, man??

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Awww, man :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Eagles / Jets:

Four minutes to go in the fourth quarter, Jets have the ball around midfield. It's 4th and 2, they run a pass play to the right, guy catches it and goes out of bounds. However, they get hit with offensive pass interference thanks to another retard who wasn't even the intended receiver.

They're backed up ten yards and have to punt. Just before they do, the Jets decide that now is the perfect time to challenge the catch. Their own catch. Sure as poo poo, their guy didn't get both feel down in bounds. The Eagles decline the penalty, and now instead of taking the penalty and punting, the Jets have to turn the ball over on the spot. :wtf:

GO JETS

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Sep 1, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I have no loving clue what they thought that would accomplish.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ahahaha get hosed, Raiders. They blew a touchdown by picking up a penalty (holding, I think), then barely missed getting a catch inbounds next to the goal line, and then had to settle for a field goal but missed.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
gently caress yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqaNxA5FVFE

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Going into the second quarter, the Seahawks have nearly 23 times as much yardage as the Niners.

Four. That's how many yards the Niners picked up.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/god_hates_jags/status/909437484186181635

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol the Seahawks sacked Hoyer for a safety.

e: uh, I guess they ruled it not a safety.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
How many more years of Eli will we have to suffer?? :negative:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ben "Make a Doo-Doo" McAdoo

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ahahaha goddam

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Every once in a while, you really just need one of those games where your rookies can steamroll another team to get the blood moving. Today was that day. 46 to 18. :hawksin:

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A Seahawks blowout and a sad Brady.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7qBXLtG5S4

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