Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Santa' gunman kills 35


Happy new year!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Good one step closer to total extinction we don't deserve this planet

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


it's actually still 2016

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Oh no, think of the white people who will have to hear about this and form an opinion!!!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
watch Erdogan start a purge

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hardawn posted:

Oh no, think of the white people who will have to hear about this and form an opinion!!!

speaking for all white people I don't care

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
hell, same

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Hardawn posted:

Oh no, think of the white people who will have to hear about this and form an opinion!!!

"Thinky is stinky" - a stupid bimbo

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They should have had guns.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They should have had guns.

I think they did that may have been the root cause

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Ranma Fan Art posted:

it's actually still 2016
This happened on the other side of the planet boss
..
And it is fuckin horrific if its real; I mean, everyone knows Santa isn't real

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I like the new bad santa reboot

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Sjs00 posted:

And it is fuckin horrific if its real; I mean, everyone knows Santa isn't real

what

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Teikanmi posted:

Good one step closer to total extinction we don't deserve this planet

Aren't you in America? None of this matters when you're in freedom's embrace.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
what if it was satan and the news dude typed it wrong

what are we gonna dooooooooo

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
HMM i wonder why this happened in TURKEY and not SYRIA...

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

watch Erdogan start a purge

At this point as many middle eastern shithole dictators we can possibly support is our A+ option because they tend to genocide muslim extremists so lol

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
In related news, the entire staff of The Onion said "gently caress this poo poo" and shot themselves in the head.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

oh assad you crazy old bastard

whatever happened to the syrian electronic army

did they die or someshit

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Soup du Journey posted:

HMM i wonder why this happened in TURKEY and not SYRIA...



Someone should let them know there is only 12 months in the year not 21.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
He forgot to yell "It's a prank!"

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Media reporting lumps of coal found at scene

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

T.S. Smelliot posted:

At this point as many middle eastern shithole dictators we can possibly support is our A+ option because they tend to genocide muslim extremists so lol

it would also help sales of aviator sunglasses

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
do muswlims even believe in santa or do they have some kind of version where someone explodes in to a bunch of presents

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mbxe33BYW8

here's a good song to start the new year op

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Robo Reagan posted:

do muswlims even believe in santa or do they have some kind of version where someone explodes in to a bunch of presents

Everything is haram. Exploding is halal but not into presents. That's western haram.

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


Istanbul doesn't *really* count as Europe so ya do not care.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Fiddler on the Reef posted:

Istanbul doesn't *really* count as Europe so ya do not care.

I beg to differ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze7EGorOk

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fiddler on the Reef posted:

Istanbul doesn't *really* count as Europe so ya do not care.

europe will care when turkey joins russia and chinas power team and starts throwing its weight around lol

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Robo Reagan posted:

europe will care when turkey joins russia and chinas power team and starts throwing its weight around lol

on the other hand gently caress europe

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
It just turned 2017 and everyone I know personally is still alive and my empathy doesn't extend very far past that so this year is fine so far imo.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bag em and tag em posted:

It just turned 2017 and everyone I know personally is still alive and my empathy doesn't extend very far past that so this year is fine so far imo.

luke skywalker and captain picards actors died irl five minutes ago in a gay orgy bus crash

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

bag em and tag em posted:

It just turned 2017 and everyone I know personally is still alive and my empathy doesn't extend very far past that so this year is fine so far imo.

good for you for unashamedly supporting basic human nature

i agree. good year

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Okay now it's new years

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
don't forget to floss dipshits

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

ok which one of you idiots didn't change your profile pic to #prayforparis last time? this is why it keeps happenin folks

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









I GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE EATEN THEIR VEGETABLE

  • Locked thread