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Did the Golden State Warriors blow a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals?
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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I mean...really...I don't think basketball could conceivably be any better than it was in 2016. Let's consider the following...

Zach LaVine and Aaron Gordon went loving crazy in the Slam Dunk Contest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3qJFjlDvKY

The Warriors overtook the 95-96 Bulls with their 73rd win in the regular season finale...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TprLol3mfG0

...and were overshadowed on the same night because Kobe Bryant dropped sixty goddamn points in his final game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdGeXcJ-hfo

Steph Curry beat the Thunder in OKC with a 35-foot pull-up three that was all manner of :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhtpppMxfQs

The Dunk King, which featured in no particular order:
  • A Native American motivational speaker who goes to schools and gives kids comic books full of him dunking over evildoers
  • A dude who quit his job to do nothing but enter dunk contests around the country to pay bills for his mother
  • Guy Dupuy: the biggest basketball-related fraud not housed in Oracle Arena
  • A white Canadian who was actually not a hockey player
  • A man who kept dunking after nearly severing a finger in the opening round
  • The aforementioned Native American nearly setting his balls on fire dunking through a flaming hoop
  • A literal midget winning the final by teabagging Shaquille O'Neal


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_gNDA3wv1U&t=1s

BELIEVELAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o_4fKmD6eo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0bT-kpuEU

The Process was taken out back and shot in the head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

Sam Hinkie then wrote one of the greatest letters of all time in response.

quote:

The NBA can be a league of desperation, those that are in it and those that can avoid it. So many find themselves caught in the zugzwang, the point in the game where all possible moves make you worse off. Your positioning is now the opposite of that.

Marcus Paige put North Carolina even in the NCAA Championship Game with some circus bullshit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR8Io8Dz6nM

...which was then followed up by Villanova running one of the most perfect end-of-game plays ever to win the thing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FFJUz0tdo

Tim Duncan and Kevin Garnett wrapped up extraordinary careers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL1sORY3Kh4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mhUlZl3tyU

Joe Lacob said this:

quote:

“The great, great venture capitalists who built company after company, that’s not an accident,” he said. “And none of this is an accident, either.” [...]

When I asked him about the previous night’s game, he could hardly contain himself. He boasted that the Warriors are playing in a far more sophisticated fashion than the rest of the league. “We’ve crushed them on the basketball court, and we’re going to for years because of the way we’ve built this team,” he said. But what really set the franchise apart, he said, was the way it operated as a business. “We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things,” he said. “We’re going to be a handful for the rest of the N.B.A. to deal with for a long time.”

Craig Sager finally got to work in the NBA Finals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ygkuFlEhHI

Joel Embiid actually played a real game of NBA basketball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfEZ7IG4RJg

Russell Westbrook started the 16-17 season averaging a Triple-Double, proving once and for all that Kevin Durant really was holding him back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNEoPpUg0W0

There were dunks to be had

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7OCnjf71hI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0NYVf6_ekA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcLch7wRJkM

Kevin Garnett got his own cuss button on TNT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0bvDjrQVOo

Buddy Hield shot his way into our hearts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uK4EwZfZ1s

Talented young 4's and 5's are bringing the big man back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giRNTmRmHfg

The U.S. took the gold medal in both men's and women's basketball. Pretend there's a video that the IOC let you watch below

Wayne Selden's uncle got excited

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rflacrKP_4g

And last but not least, the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_wEs9x7G3w

I have probably forgotten some things, so feel free to add them in our celebration of all things ball from the previous year.

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9VZPlnjq8M

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005
My teams didn't win? so gently caress you. Rockets Bitch

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

LATE ENTRY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdw11HPSo8M

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
ummmm why is the greatest play of all time not in the OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoT7B8RYFGQ

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




This post should be stickied.

edit- Please rename thread Blinded by the Light. caught in the zugzwang, the point in the game where all possible moves make you worse off

Mr. Mambold fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jan 1, 2017

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
also the US women's team continued to kick everyone's rear end

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
here are the calendar year stat totals https://twitter.com/johnschuhmann/status/815573513201393664

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
It took a while but Grayson Allen finally got what he deserved. Well almost, no one beat him within an inch of his life, but it'll do.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

C. Everett Koop posted:

It took a while but Grayson Allen finally got what he deserved. Well almost, no one beat him within an inch of his life, but it'll do.

I hope your kids don't trip people at any point.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The Bulls missed the playoffs for the first time in eight years, they got rid of one of my all-time favorite players, traded away a guy i thought was going to lead them back to glory and he also became impossible to root for and almost retroactively ruined every positive memory he generated, they brought in my least favorite NBA player who is terrible and rotting the team from inside, Bobby Portis turned out to be terrible, and Luol Deng looks washed up. Terrible basketball year.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Yeah I miss Mike Dunleavy Jr. too

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


yes, of course i was talking about mike "elbows" dunleavy and the captain heart, grit, soul, kirk hinrich

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

The Bulls missed the playoffs for the first time in eight years, they got rid of one of my all-time favorite players, traded away a guy i thought was going to lead them back to glory and he also became impossible to root for and almost retroactively ruined every positive memory he generated, they brought in my least favorite NBA player who is terrible and rotting the team from inside, Bobby Portis turned out to be terrible, and Luol Deng looks washed up. Terrible basketball year.
Sorry about your bad team Mangles but on the whole this:

R.D. Mangles posted:

Terrible basketball year.
Is a scientifically wrong opinion.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

C. Everett Koop posted:

It took a while but Grayson Allen finally got what he deserved. Well almost, no one beat him within an inch of his life, but it'll do.
On the other hand, he also did this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWU5or05_zw

tbh I didn't think he had something like that in him

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Was dissapointed the Deandre Jordan 22 missed free throw game was only in late 2015 and missed the cut.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Crazy Ted posted:

On the other hand, he also did this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWU5or05_zw

tbh I didn't think he had something like that in him

His freshman year he didn't get a lot of playing time so when he came in and did something super athletic it was notable. Also that he looked like Ted Cruz.

His sophomore year is when he started tripping everyone and filling the role of "white Duke player everyone hates", he's not close to the Laettner level or even Wojo/Redick but he's a solid Paulus right now.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
This is a good thread

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

The Glumslinger posted:

This is a good thread

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead
-at home
-in the NBA Finals
-with the unanimous MVP
-to a team that spent every second pre-LeBron being a living punchline

It was the greatest thing that ever happened in sports.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead
-at home
-in the NBA Finals
-with the unanimous MVP
-to a team that spent every second pre-LeBron being a living punchline

It was the greatest thing that ever happened in sports.
And they did all that after their owner said that thing

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead
-at home
-in the NBA Finals
-with the unanimous MVP
-to a team that spent every second pre-LeBron being a living punchline

It was the greatest thing that ever happened in sports.

Don't forget: having gone 73-9

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
don't forget steph curry's shoes

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Ah yes the I Pay Somebody Else To gently caress My Wife IVs

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Also when Steph got ejected game 6 and threw a baby tantrum.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Or when his wife got mad on the internet

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Ah yes the I Pay Somebody Else To gently caress My Wife IVs

SAS NBA Thread Posters: Finest Hour

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




BWV posted:

Or when his wife got mad on the internet

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

lmao she sounds like Barcelona supporters when they were getting their poo poo pushed in yesterday

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Is game 7 of the 2016 Finals the most satisfying basketball game ever played?

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




straight up brolic posted:

lmao she sounds like Barcelona supporters when they were getting their poo poo pushed in yesterday

is Steph old enough to have visited Dr Eufemiano Fuentes? just asking questions here

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Super Jay Mann posted:

Is game 7 of the 2016 Finals the most satisfying basketball game ever played?

worst finals result since 06, a real damper on a good year

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Troy Queef posted:

is Steph old enough to have visited Dr Eufemiano Fuentes? just asking questions here
the Warriors are absolutely blood doping

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Found the post re: the Steph Curry shoes where the magic starts.

Click for good times

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Lebron dad dicking Curry in game 6 with a bunch of steals and a vicious chase down block. Fucks him up in game 7 and just tells him u mad when Curry starts complaining.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I didn't see this posted, but its the top 10 dunks of 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWfyJshCGek

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Crazy Ted posted:

Found the post re: the Steph Curry shoes where the magic starts.

Click for good times

Thank you so so much for linking to this!

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Doltos posted:

Lebron dad dicking Curry in game 6 with a bunch of steals and a vicious chase down block. Fucks him up in game 7 and just tells him u mad when Curry starts complaining.

The "u mad?" is amazing and it was like the 5th most amazing thing that happened in those 2 games.

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

Found the post re: the Steph Curry shoes where the magic starts.

Click for good times

in 12 days they'll just be called Air Force 1s

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