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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


App13 posted:

-I woke up to the weird girl trying to shove my flaccid member in her. Still don't know how she ended up in my room

deetz

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App13
Dec 31, 2011



Real talk, clubs are a great way to meet people/contacts and, depending on the club, learn or hone skills. Once I get over myself I'm planning on participating again.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

So I get to shoot guns and weird girls
will try to touch my dick? Not too different I guess.

e:

App13
Dec 31, 2011




Weird super friendly horse girl with a flat butt was my accountability buddy for the week. Asked her to help make sure I didn't go overboard with the drinking one night when we were all partying. She ended up holding the bottle of whisky to my mouth when I couldn't hold it myself anymore. We all ended up playing truth or dare and I told a bunch of terrible stories about whore ports and went back to my (private) room to pass out. Woke up a while later to this girl rear end naked on top of me trying to thread a cooked noodle through the eye of a needle. I told her to gtfo, she was like "oh sorry I thought you wanted to." We chatted for a while and I ended up banging her and eventually urinating on her because that's what weird horse girls are into (no complaints). Regretted it deeply in the morning.

4/10 would not drink on a school trip again

E: upping the score to a 6/10 because she gave decent head

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


We need a Horse Girls emote

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP


App13 posted:

horse girl

Does anyone know a horse girl who wasn't completely weird in some way?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones




Deathy McDeath posted:

We need a Horse Girls emote

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016



Kuroyama posted:

Does anyone know a horse girl who wasn't completely weird in some way?

Fwiw I don't know any group of people regardless of qualifier who aren't completely weird in some way.

Edit: got dat book stipend today. Time to go crazy and pay my credit cards off the rest of the way!

boop the snoot fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jan 6, 2017

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

Did some slight hoop jumping and got myself a brand new TI-84 courtesy of voc rehab. First time I've had a brand new graphing calculator. I am oddly excited about that fact.

App13
Dec 31, 2011



Pesticide20 posted:

Did some slight hoop jumping and got myself a brand new TI-84 courtesy of voc rehab. First time I've had a brand new graphing calculator. I am oddly excited about that fact.

Is it the rechargeable one with the color screen? That thing is awesome and I love mine. Simply picked it up st the school bookstore and told them to charge it to the voc rehab expense thing

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

App13 posted:

Is it the rechargeable one with the color screen? That thing is awesome and I love mine. Simply picked it up st the school bookstore and told them to charge it to the voc rehab expense thing

Whatever the silver special c edition poo poo is. I haven't opened it up yet because I haven't needed to use it yet, but it does say rechargeable so I assume so. It's odd, because the last real math class I took and passed was multivariable calculus eight years ago and I had to do everything with a basic $2 calculator, so needing a graphing calculator for business calculus (I think of it as calc lite) almost feels like cheating.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Kuroyama posted:

Does anyone know a horse girl who wasn't completely weird in some way?

This. I had a girl basically go off on me every time I mentioned anything regarding horses that wasn't fact.

Oh your horses are sick? I'm sorry, are they gonna get better?

"You obviously don't know what you are talking about so just shut up."

Ok. Shutting up.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006


a good friend of mine is a horse girl and she is incredibly hot, batshit insane and fucks like there is no tomorrow there thats my horse girl story

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009


Proud Christian Mom posted:

a good friend of mine is a horse girl and she is incredibly hot, batshit insane and fucks like there is no tomorrow there thats my horse girl story

That's a pretty standard horse-girl experience. They tend to be pretty wild, but not uh, 'long-term material.'

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016



Got my book stipend. Really wish my tuition would get paid so that the $7000 balance on my student account turns into free money in my pocket by Friday the 13th when the school starts issuing refunds!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




I was in 2 clubs, scuba and archery. Both were pretty solid, made some great friends, good places to score weed. 10/10, would get stoned out of my mind on a dive trip again.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009


Icon Of Sin posted:

I was in 2 clubs, scuba and archery. Both were pretty solid, made some great friends, good places to score weed. 10/10, would get stoned out of my mind on a dive trip again.

Actually yeah I would join both those clubs

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

I'd legit join a scuba club if I was a better swimmer

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Icon Of Sin posted:

I was in 2 clubs, scuba and archery. Both were pretty solid, made some great friends, good places to score weed. 10/10, would get stoned out of my mind on a dive trip again.

Good idea

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




Syrian Lannister posted:

I'd legit join a scuba club if I was a better swimmer

No real need. The lifejacket-looking thing all divers wear is a buoyancy compensator, and fully inflatable (either off the tank, or blowing it up). Everyone swims fine with fins on as well. I ended up getting far enough into diving that I've now got a professional rating (Divemaster) through PADI. If you've got any questions about scuba in general, there's an active A/T thread going on with plenty of divers, ranging from people who just finished their basic open water course all the way up to the various instructor levels. And lots of pretty pretty pics, because getting into a staring contest with a barracuda (and having a pic of it showing off its teeth) is a solid addition to any nature photo collection

timma85
Feb 13, 2006


Icon Of Sin posted:

I was in 2 clubs, scuba and archery. Both were pretty solid, made some great friends, good places to score weed. 10/10, would get stoned out of my mind on a dive trip again.

Did anyone make a bong or pipe out of scuba equipment? Because that would be the sort of club I would join.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




timma85 posted:

Did anyone make a bong or pipe out of scuba equipment? Because that would be the sort of club I would join.

I don't think so. The hoses are hard to clean and semi-expensive to replace, and the mouthpieces have a few sensitive valves that fail in the loudest possible way if disturbed. I'm sure it could be done, but making a gravity bong from a 5-gallon water jug and a trash can would probably be cheaper and more effective.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

SCUBA club sounds p legit. The nearest body of water is dangerous for diving because the bottom is full of logs from floating lumber downriver.

I kinda wanna see that poo poo now.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005



App13 posted:

I used to be very involved in my department club until we took our first club trip to a geology conference. During this trip the following happened:

-Kid complained about the mouth feel of the local water

-A 27 year old woman refused to ride the bus to the conference by herself. I had to ride back to escort her. It was a 15 minutes trip

-I woke up to the weird girl trying to shove my flaccid member in her. Still don't know how she ended up in my room

-Got food poisoning from the Mexican restaurant attached to th hotel.

------------------

I no longer participate in school clubs.

This sounds like my experience at pretty much every SVA event, except replace weird horse girl with some unattractive single mom vet 10 years my senior.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

Jarmak posted:

This sounds like my experience at pretty much every SVA event, except replace weird horse girl with some unattractive single mom vet 10 years my senior.

Get some self respect and have some standards, Jesus Christ dude

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005



Pesticide20 posted:

Get some self respect and have some standards, Jesus Christ dude

Don't kinkshame

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!



Jarmak posted:

Don't kinkshame

Don't dumpster dive.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

"Forget it Jake, it's Sooze-Town" Is that me? Am I the Suddenly Sooze-Town of people??


Frosted Flake posted:

My school Firearms Club just made me an exec, I think solely based on being a vet. Is anyone really involved in clubs or student government?

I'm guessing this is a little more than just showing up to practice and meets like rowing and track were. Still, I'm excited to go the 3 gun competitions and shoot every week.

I was pretty active in the campus LGBT groups. I was nominated interim executive board president my final semester of undergrad but one of the critiques was that I wasn't "visibly trans" or a person of color so I kind of quietly noped out of the group after that.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

I rescued a pup on Thanksgiving instead of chowing down,
earning me this avatar.


One of my recent horse-girl classmates was a crazy-eyed white South African that had familial ties to former Rhodesian gentry. I'm extremely happy that I somehow avoided the drama that sticking my dick into triple-word-score would inevitably involve.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I was pretty active in the campus LGBT groups. I was nominated interim executive board president my final semester of undergrad but one of the critiques was that I wasn't "visibly trans" or a person of color so I kind of quietly noped out of the group after that.

You're a white cisgender male so I'm surprised you got nominated at all

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

Somehow I doubt that will be a problem with the gun club.

Could you have claimed to be invisibly trans?

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



No one cared who I was until I put on the yarn wig[/Bane]

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Casimir Radon posted:

No one cared who I was until I put on the yarn wig[/Bane] started sucking dick to avoid getting a job.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

by Nyc_Tattoo


App13 posted:

Weird super friendly horse girl with a flat butt was my accountability buddy for the week. Asked her to help make sure I didn't go overboard with the drinking one night when we were all partying. She ended up holding the bottle of whisky to my mouth when I couldn't hold it myself anymore. We all ended up playing truth or dare and I told a bunch of terrible stories about whore ports and went back to my (private) room to pass out. Woke up a while later to this girl rear end naked on top of me trying to thread a cooked noodle through the eye of a needle. I told her to gtfo, she was like "oh sorry I thought you wanted to." We chatted for a while and I ended up banging her and eventually urinating on her because that's what weird horse girls are into (no complaints). Regretted it deeply in the morning.

4/10 would not drink on a school trip again

E: upping the score to a 6/10 because she gave decent head

She tried to date surprise sex you. lol

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

by Nyc_Tattoo


I'm in the college dems at my uni and it's gr8. Everyone is like 18-22 except me and another vet the same age as me.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

I joined the Navy and all I got was this hideous paunch.


I'm in the geology club, which is basically just a scam to funnel money from the University's rec department to fund camping trips to National Parks and gold mine tours and poo poo like that. Rad as gently caress. Club chat here had me looking around for what else we have, and I sent an email to the gun club here. Club team that goes to skeet and trap competitions around the region, looks like it's only a few students.

Ace of Baes posted:

Everyone is like 18-22 except me and another vet the same age as me.

this is me, but at all times on campus

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016



Went to say hi to one of my professors. Being at a small school means we have the same prof for multiple classes.

She hooked me up with the text book for her class for free. Not sure if she knew, but it's also the teacher edition.

Small schools rock.

I'm also the oldest person in every class I take (29).

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

"Forget it Jake, it's Sooze-Town" Is that me? Am I the Suddenly Sooze-Town of people??


If you aren't engaging with your professors by asking them questions or going to office hours you're doing it wrong.

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MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002



Toilet Rascal

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

If you aren't engaging with your professors by getting them to pay you to assist in their classes you're doing it wrong.

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