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I used to be very involved in my department club until we took our first club trip to a geology conference. During this trip the following happened: -Kid complained about the mouth feel of the local water -A 27 year old woman refused to ride the bus to the conference by herself. I had to ride back to escort her. It was a 15 minutes trip -I woke up to the weird girl trying to shove my flaccid member in her. Still don't know how she ended up in my room -Got food poisoning from the Mexican restaurant attached to th hotel. ------------------ I no longer participate in school clubs.
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Real talk, clubs are a great way to meet people/contacts and, depending on the club, learn or hone skills. Once I get over myself I'm planning on participating again.
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Jan 6, 2017 18:39
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Weird super friendly horse girl with a flat butt was my accountability buddy for the week. Asked her to help make sure I didn't go overboard with the drinking one night when we were all partying. She ended up holding the bottle of whisky to my mouth when I couldn't hold it myself anymore. We all ended up playing truth or dare and I told a bunch of terrible stories about whore ports and went back to my (private) room to pass out. Woke up a while later to this girl rear end naked on top of me trying to thread a cooked noodle through the eye of a needle. I told her to gtfo, she was like "oh sorry I thought you wanted to." We chatted for a while and I ended up banging her and eventually urinating on her because that's what weird horse girls are into (no complaints). Regretted it deeply in the morning. 4/10 would not drink on a school trip again E: upping the score to a 6/10 because she gave decent head
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Jan 6, 2017 18:47
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Pesticide20 posted:Did some slight hoop jumping and got myself a brand new TI-84 courtesy of voc rehab. First time I've had a brand new graphing calculator. I am oddly excited about that fact. Is it the rechargeable one with the color screen? That thing is awesome and I love mine. Simply picked it up st the school bookstore and told them to charge it to the voc rehab expense thing
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Jan 6, 2017 19:30
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I took one online class and absolutely did not do well in it. Heck, I even prefer big rear end lectures halls to online.
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Jan 10, 2017 16:48
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Applying for my first internship today  Working for the USGS is kind of my dream gig so I really hope I get this, despite only having taken like 4 geoscience related classes. Also, anyone know what being a "10 point" veteran means exactly? I'm above 30% disabled according to the VA, filled out a sf-15 etc, I just don't know how their point system works.
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Jan 12, 2017 17:35
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I just filled out the sf-15 PDF and attached a copy of my VA letter in USAjobs, is that enough? The deadline is tomorrow and my counselor is on leave
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Jan 12, 2017 19:22
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RichieHimself posted:Being a 10 point veteran is like a cheat code when it comes to fed hiring, it's supposed to bump you to the top of the heap among similarly qualified applicants without points. If you have the same qualifications as someone, but you have the points and they don't, you should get the job assuming you don't bomb the interview. That's how it's supposed to work at least. Nice! Thanks for the info. Applied yesterday, so fingers crossed. My resume was poo poo since it was previously tailored for info sec, but hopefully that doesn't hurt me too much. The 10-point thing almost makes the PTSD and TBI (the classic combo) worth it. Almost.
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Jan 13, 2017 18:03
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Im sure that having a good internship is super important to my future and stuff, but not smoking weed loving sucks. I'm on day two of no weed after smoking daily for two years. Couldn't sleep last night, no appetite today, and my body aches. Whoever said you couldn't get addicted to weed may have been wrong.
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Jan 14, 2017 02:19
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My roommate suggested doing 20 push-ups everytime I had the urge to pack a bowl. That's that kind of hokey boot camp bullshit that I love. As for the sleep, it's mostly the dreams that bother me. Weed made me not dream. In other news, I got an email from my school about my semester bill posting and holy poo poo am I glad vocrehab is a thing. gently caress paying $14k for a semester of public school
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Jan 14, 2017 04:02
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Yeah that's before any sort of grant or scholarship, and is also out of state (the school for my home state is 3 hours away and also awful)
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Jan 14, 2017 06:56
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You can only lead a horse to water etc etc. Keep fighting the good fight
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Jan 14, 2017 19:06
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Justin Tyme posted:use you loving bennies and your brain and cleverness, guys, I think I just got an engineering research internship at NASA What's your GPA? I'm worried about getting an internship because I'm sitting at a 2.8 :|
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Jan 14, 2017 22:28
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So worth it though. Speaking of which, I owe $10k on my car and am about to receive a $4k pell grant (I think), any reason I shouldn't toss that at my car? Is that kosher?
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Jan 23, 2017 22:32
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Frosted Flake posted:I was thinking the same thing. I'll just shoot on my own time. Do not recommend. My most recent horse girl slam piece started peeing in my bed as she orgasmed. Never have I ever been so conflicted. As the owner of the bed I was going "Oh nooo!!!", but as a sexual deviant I was thinking "Oh yeah!" This is the second horse girl who has urinated on/near me. This post is getting weird so I'll stop. In other news, how likely is it that vocrehab will buy me a laptop? I have a GIS/stats course, and only have an iPad. My fear is that they will only approve some sub $500 plastic crap, and not the $800+ machine needed to run ARcGIS. I emailed my counselor but figured I'd make conversation in the meantime. Edit: I'm also now in a course/lab with both horse girls, plus a normal girl that I dated for a while, plus a non-normal girl that I hooked up with. They are all sitting together and talking and it's terrifying and you should never sleep with someone in your department. App13 fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Jan 24, 2017 18:11
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ReverendCode posted:As long as you can make a case for it, they will get you one. Also, it may be location dependant, but in my case at least, I told them I needed the nicest (most expensive) MacBook on the market, and they never batted an eye. Yah $3000 free laptop. The one I'm looking at is about $1300 so I hope they go for it! (Dell XPS 15)
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Jan 24, 2017 18:38
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I'm a tall, skinny white dude with a beard and hair down to my shoulders. I talk about socialism, environmental concerns, and growing weed. If I ever tell people I'm a vet they straight up don't believe me for a while. Going to the VA is always interesting as well
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Feb 18, 2017 15:32
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Holy poo poo I never realized that lack of voice modulation was what tied together 90% of the veterans at my school. I knew there was something, but just couldn't put my finger on it.
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Feb 18, 2017 18:31
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Duzzy Funlop posted:It's my last semester here, and sure enough, I have once again managed to get assigned to the dumbest human beings, that will still somehow earn a degree, in all of my classes, with one exception. I think we might be lab partners. You just described my physics lab to the T
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Feb 20, 2017 23:09
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You know, as negative as I am about my class mates, some of them are really cool people that will eventually grow into wonderful functioning adults. I had lunch with two of my friends-who-are-girls this afternoon. I offered advice on finding a good lease and lent my ear to gossip about boys. It was really enjoyable and I wish I took more time to get to know the people around me. One kid in my lab was really stressed about general life stuff so we shared a cigarette and just talked for a while outside. Tears were shed and hugs were given. It's just been a really nice enriching day. ... I also use robococks for weed exclusively.
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Feb 22, 2017 20:46
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Booblord Zagats posted:I knew a guy that had a similar set up, turns out his wife got it all for him as a gift and he just went with it because he didn't wanna upset her. He was a former AF admin guy so it was extra embarrassing for him This man knows what it takes to have a happy marriage.
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Feb 23, 2017 18:07
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Guy was acting like a total dick, but I feel really bad for him. Hope he can adjust. Unless of course he's one of those guys who never deployed/did poo poo and uses his military experience to justify his hate. gently caress those guys.
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Feb 23, 2017 22:54
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Interview for my first internship soon
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Feb 27, 2017 19:07
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It's paying $13.50/hr and I get school credit so vOv
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Mar 1, 2017 05:12
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This is a pathways internship with a federal agency (usgs), so hopefully it will lead into a chill fed job. The interview went really really well, and I should know if I got it by EOD today! Also, it's that time of year when people start crying in the study room, that's how you know spring is almost here
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Mar 1, 2017 15:29
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I got a verbal offer for employment after interviewong for an internship last week with the USGS. The interviewer said HR would send me paperwork at some point. It's been exactly a week now and I haven't heard from HR, should I email the interviewer or am I being crazy and should just wait a while longer?
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Mar 8, 2017 15:40
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There was a really small Asian dude that came onto the ship halfway through my first deployment as an E5 who was kinda weird. I gave him the nickname "nuprin". I went to captains mast for that one
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Mar 28, 2017 16:23
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A fact I only know because of Wayne's world
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Mar 28, 2017 18:34
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The VFW helped with my my disability paperwork, but that was an office in a federal building. Do they have elk lodges or something too?
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Apr 17, 2017 01:22
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My school is holding my free FAFSA money hostage until the VA pays the bill. I wish the VA would just pay the bill already.
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Apr 18, 2017 14:15
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I'm in exactly the same boat.
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Apr 18, 2017 14:21
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I always thought underwater basket weaving was like, weaving baskets while scuba diving, but it's only the basket that's underwater. Also it's pretty fun. Would recommend.
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Apr 19, 2017 13:40
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The best way to get someone to stop thanking you for your service is to tell them how much you get for BAH
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Apr 19, 2017 14:32
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Vocrehab is covering law school? gently caress man, go for it and go for it hard. Fail the bar? gently caress it, not like you have loans to repay
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May 4, 2017 23:18
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Sir Lucius posted:Stop making GBS threads on the guy. At least he didn't reenlist. New thread title. In other news, 3/4 of my finals are done. Just need to do a presentation on budget (insurgency) UAV mapping and I'm free and clear to smoke and camp for a week  The feeling of looming finals is terrible, but the feeling of finals past is the best
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May 5, 2017 15:27
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Mike-o posted:I had to quit my lovely community college for a bit, life happening etc. I'm working right now and the pay is ok I guess, but I plan on taking advantage of voc rehab like I should have a long time ago, and either finish up a degree in geology like I planned or something in IT because i'm a huge worthless dork who wants to janitor computers or servers and hate myself and other people. I used to work in IT. Like, 10 years as an admin. Now I study geology and work for the USGS. 100% you should study geology and work for the USGS. If you apply for vocrehab you get huge hiring preference and it's great.
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Jun 16, 2017 00:23
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Glad the VA is funded. I'm a federal employee and thanks to BAH this whole furlough thing has been a 3 week Holiday instead of a mad dash to find some way to pay rent on the first
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Finishing up my last semester with Chem 2 (general, nothing crazy), and "Mysticism of the East and the West". The latter is taught by a hot 50 year old yoga instructor and owns hard. First term paper was detailing an acid trip from a few years back and was written under the influence of jazz cabbage. This is a good semester and I am going to miss college a lot.
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Feb 25, 2019 19:09
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GD_American posted:I'm applying for a DoD job (Corps of Engineers) and I'm unsure about my resume; I've got my USAJobs profile and my basic one-pager that I keep updated. We actually don't need resumes in my agency (they've got a proprietary form), so I haven't hosed around with making a new one in about 5 years. My regular resume is one page, my federal resume is almost 7. My advice to everyone looking at fed jobs is to use the USAjobs resume builder and keep it up-to-date.
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You look for positions that state “This position is not subject to drug testing” 
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