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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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App13 posted:

I used to be very involved in my department club until we took our first club trip to a geology conference. During this trip the following happened:

-Kid complained about the mouth feel of the local water

-A 27 year old woman refused to ride the bus to the conference by herself. I had to ride back to escort her. It was a 15 minutes trip

-I woke up to the weird girl trying to shove my flaccid member in her. Still don't know how she ended up in my room

-Got food poisoning from the Mexican restaurant attached to th hotel.

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I no longer participate in school clubs.

Please write these out in depth

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Get recognition for minority status as 'disabled vet' and claim discrimination and then get whatever you want

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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at the date posted:

A small cohort just means fewer people to sabotage on your way to the top.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)




lol

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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TBeats posted:

I'm 5'11" with a beard, a half sleeve tattoo, I lift five days a week and I'm built like a shorter Dwayne Johnson, and apparently I have a walk that sets me apart from everyone else ("you just walk like you really know where you're going" is the what someone told me one time).

I have vet written all over me if you know the signs.

Cole are you one of those dudes who can't modulate his voice and has no sense of personal space or others' space? I have a friend like that and I love him to death but he's a little bit intense.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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TBeats posted:

I despise people who talk obnoxiously loud and I value my personal space more than I value your life.

I am relatively quiet and I generally keep to myself. Hanging out with 18-22 year olds makes me feel weird and creepy.

E: I'm the guy who will interrupt you and say "I'm standing right here" if you're being loud when we are talking.

Believe me when I tell you (or don't) but I am nothing like the way I post on here.



Makes me wish for a GIP meet which I know would actually be a very bad idea

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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So you want a safe space?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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War...bad?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Yeah go to art school if you insist on receiving praise for derivative and irrelevant junk reminders that life is meaningless

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Soulex posted:

I will end you

You know I'm getting an MFA, right?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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This reminds me of shooting cars full of civilians that are too stupid to know better than to speed into a checkpoint while ignoring EOF. I don't know man. If there's anything that can be done short of ruining the guy it'd be a lot of karma on your behalf. On the other hand it's not your job to spoon feed the guy reminders that the plagiarism rules are actually very serious.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Accusing a lab partner of academic dishonesty... it's like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Go to the authorities first or you risk getting caught up in the investigation especially once he realizes how much trouble he's in and starts scrounging for leniency and twists your words around

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Shoot the loving civilians; he already has the rules read to him every university makes you sign an academic honesty contract and doing anything other than going to the professor will put you at risk.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Cole I'm sorry

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Soulex posted:

I am too. Or trying to.

Still applies.

Are you gonna doxx me? Or just cartoon me to death

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Soulex posted:

Is the second one a question or do you want me to cartoon you to death?

Surprise me

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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TBeats posted:

mass punishment was a thing when i was in, so covering your rear end sometimes meant cleaning up after other dumbass makes a mistake and handle everything at the lowest rank possible.

and i still carry that "handle it at the lowest rank/class/status/whatever possible" philosophy because it works out better for everyone that way.

Academia is prison rules though

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Soulex posted:

I'm not good with surprises just tell me what you want for your birthday so I can get it now and forget about it.

Some loving spontaneity for once would be nice

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Modchallenge: post a (censored) pic of you in class with a camouflage backpack or I'm giving you a terrible custom title.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris posted:

Modchallenge: post a (censored) pic of you in class with a camouflage backpack or I'm giving you a terrible custom title.

still stands

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I'm graduating in a month :stare:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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"Whoo, jeez, I really shouldn't have driven home last night...ha ha...amirite guys?"

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Anyone who stays involved with their greek organization 5 or more years after graduating should be embarrassed for themselves. It's the bro rape equivalent of telling basic training stories in a VFW.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Ban veterans and ban claiming any veteran-related benefits; the two will play off each other and we won't have ANY more problems with anything

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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please don't doxx all of gip

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Do you also page the flight attendants when someone has their phone out during takeoff

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Every anecdote I've heard about Saudis in US schools is that they're lazy over privileged cheaters.

But that's the teachers problem. The teacher who already knows all their cheating ways with or without the hallway monitor saving the day. Can someone counter this with a better example?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I just finished a two year creative writing program and if you think some kid playing with a phone in the classroom deserves your justice then you are tilting at windmills dude. My program is pass/fail and everyone passes, unofficially; I've mistakenly been left on Cc when profs are emailing about "those damned Chinese students". Part of being an adult and private citizen is recognizing the opportunities to be a paladin when some rear end in a top hat's acting up, and foregoing it. I understand the urge, trust me, but classrooms don't work that way. Ignore it and drive on.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Dumb: snitching on cheaters because they're cheating in a more annoying way than you like
Dumber: admitting it to goons
Dumbest: all of us for still talking about it

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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McNally posted:

Don't be too impressed, I saw him copy that off his neighbor's paper.

Is the class graded on a curve?
Did the teacher notice?
What country is cole from?
Was he doing it extra super duper disrespectfully?
DID. HE. POST. ABOUT. IT.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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McNally posted:

Most importantly: How do you feel about it?

I can't tell if I missed your joke or you missed mine

Edit: cole killing it

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Ok we need a break

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Sir Lucius posted:

It's true, but I dont think you get charged for a full month in that case.

Yeah I found out the hard way that GI bill benefits on a one-fourth credit load are both pathetically small and also still count 1:1 for days used.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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cowboy elvis posted:

I registered for grad school classes this week. I've got enough GI Bill left to cover four out of the six quarters. How I'm gonna pay for the last two is TBD.

Solid plan

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Tryzzub posted:

I don't know if this has been discussed, but anyone looking into getting a professional certification should check out VCTP offered by Syracuse University.

They'll pay for the exam voucher of one certification offered through the program. You have to do skillsoft bullshit but you can breeze through most of it and spend the rest of the time learning from proper study books.

I did it and they're paying for my CEHv9 exam, which is $950 and lol if i'm gonna pay that myself.

I used to work with some people in that circle. If anyone needs an introduction or application feedback let me know.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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IVMF at SU

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Pesticide20 posted:

Oh no, it was just something I'm doing for school. I'm applying to the UW Foster School of Business and had to do a personal statement as part of the application.

Aim higher, bitch. Vet status is like guaranteed entry to top tier business programs.

PM me your email and I’ll help with your app. I have some experience with this.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I’m sorry we didn’t pay the correct level of attention to your gripe about personal statements :(

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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vains posted:

top business schools as in ivy or top state schools?

Columbia, Harvard, UPenn, UChicago, Northwestern are all pretty well known for letting vets in with "relaxed" requirements. Second hand sources on most of those, and you can effectively toss in the rest of the top 20 or so. I'd be skeptical of the technically oriented ones that might require actual coursework, like MIT or Stanford.

Which is to say, the normal requirements are there to keep MBAs well stocked with overachieving bullshit artists...military service comes close enough (and counts for diversity) to call it even.

Zeris fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Sep 26, 2017

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