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goatface posted:No, the thing with the toilet. She owns an airline. I thought she made that pretty clear to the german guy, but I guess not. She had a lavatory painted so it looks like
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Some Guy TT posted:
Is it just me, or does Chief Dharma often times seem like it's building up to one joke before switching tracks and making another? Like, in this one, I thought there was going to be a joke about ordering next year's cigarettes now, but no, instead it's a joke about him being behind societal change.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon Oh man, Herbert and Arlo must frequent the same forums.
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quote:Pearls Before Swine This reasoning is actually backwards. Email scammers use the same old hackneyed scheme again and again because it weeds out people smart enough not to fall for the scam. If 99.9% of people can quickly identify an nigerian prince scam, well, your 1000 emails sent have quickly found the 1 person dumb enough to send you money. Re the Morgan daughter, my understanding is that memory loss like that is usually temporary. I imagine there will be a heartwarming moment when she starts to remember some things (but maybe being a prodigy artist gets retconned).
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catlord posted:Oh my God. Had they not invented "catch a tiger by the toe" in 1971?
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Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man Chopped up stuff suspended in mayonnaise is a galactic constant, it would seem.
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Phimosissy posted:Has Scott turned the corner? PHB is doing Trump stuff and PHB is a stand-in for idiocy. My guess is that it's going to be a parable about how getting upset over tweets is ridiculous.
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whiteyfats posted:I think I kinda like Phoebe and her Unicorn. Me too, despite Raine Dog and all. Manuel Calavera posted:
Just loving change it in Outlook, you nincompoop.
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I'm going to assume that the bag in panel 1 contains the last copy of Andy Richter Controls the Universe in existence.
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It makes you wonder what editorial pressure Jam Esallen must be under to drop a riveting storyline about spooky air and pick up pressing issues like WHO LIKES PANCAKES.
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Selachian posted:
Sick lawyer burn. Look at these drains on society taking McDonalds tables from honest hard working Americans.  edit: "Airport Terminal Illness" - Corner Kelly
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Lowen SoDium posted:Gene believed that we are all pink on the inside. Except Vulcans, of course.
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Savidudeosoo posted:They can't enter your room without your permission. I kinda hope this story jukes into a tale about Bernice overstepping her bounds.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Although to be fair, what the hell is Mary supposed to say? "Go with whicher pays more"?
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Darthemed posted:
*You* would certainly be shot crossing the one railway trestle that spans the North Korea/Russia border, but yeah, it's possible I guess.
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TeerZombie posted:The art is great and I like the spacesuit design, but one thing bugs me. How are they supposed to ever out those goggles down to use them? In Starship Troopers, Battle Suit wearers flipped their goggles down by nodding. I can only assume it works the same way.
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:Saliva boils at over 1100 Kelvin?? Wow! You learn something new every day when you read Ripley's Fact Check It Or Not! That's what makes it such a good flux for casting aluminum!
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EasyEW posted:My stepdad spent a few days in the hospital after accidentally flushing all of the electrolytes out of his system, so I'm siding with the strip here. This poo poo nearly happened to me at Oshkosh -- I chugged a shitload of water, nearly fainted, and recovered in a Hardees with a powerade.
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Believe it or not, here's an interesting article on the ampersand! http://www.artlebedev.com/mandership/112/
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i don't get it The sale is moving. It moved that couple to tears.
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Kennel posted:
Can anybody else tell Mandrake, Mandrake, and UPS Mandrake apart?
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Some Guy TT posted:
Could Ottawa be the family name, like 오타와 ? (I screwed around for five minutes trying to figure out how to assemble the hangul syllables before I realized I could plug that into google translate)
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WindyMan posted:
http://garfcom.biz/
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Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon Is that two I-Pass comp-u-toons in a row? (I-Pass is Illinois's version of an EZ-Pass) quote:Dilbert Oh good, Scott Adams is building a strawperson.
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I think it's funny that Everett True, who so frequently assaults dog-kickers and horse-beaters, would kill a parrot.
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Julet Esqu posted:
That's a neat pitcher full of latte.
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Manuel Calavera posted:
I should buy a copy of the Tribune one of these days to see if they actually publish Boyce.
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Nenonen posted:I'm with Ed here. While I do love good flavoured teas (preferably infused in a pot from loose tea), tea bags available at places like this are guaranteed to be tripe and I much prefer plain black tea. On the other hand, the basic premise is "I'm going to try something new today", not "I'm a well-versed tea snob".
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Manuel Calavera posted:
I sent this to my wife, who is going into urology. She got home few minutes ago, got on her computer, and then shouted (because she had earbuds in) "What does Mr. Potato Head have in his bag?!? Ohhhhhhhhhhh it's his penis!"
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Some Guy TT posted:edit: how exactly do you regular Mac users function? Using this thing makes me feel like I've got an arm tied behind my back. The worst part is getting used to Cmd instead of Ctrl for most basic things. Also, the Home/End keys suck. Everything else flows pretty well, and being able to drop into a UNIX-y environment whenever I want is nice as a developer.
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Manuel Calavera posted:
Sorry Ruthie, you'll never be a homeowner either.
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Johnny Walker posted:
"But public schools aren't _all_ hoodlums from the lower classes." - Comic strip about rich people
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Dolly got into the molly.
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computer angel posted:Nothing teenage girls like more than big audacious turquoise jewelry. Maybe Bernice is mentally 12. Some Guy TT posted:] This one made me laugh out loud!
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Twelve by Pies posted:I remember when Mark Trail had jetski and ATV chases and Mark straight up murdering dudes in an undersea wreck. To be fair, Mark has to play it cool while making a decision about damage protection at gunpoint.
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Strontium posted:Intelligent Life I hate this so much. Not only did she write a non-answer, but her non-answer is "get defensive and never grow up". On the other hand... computer angel posted:Grandma Sennet's Sugar Franks. KLÄG7EN grain
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My wife wants me to go on a cruise; I think I might show her this storyline as evidence that they're just too action packed.
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Nenonen posted:Excuse me Ripley, what in the living gently caress does "over one trillion times colder than liquid nitrogen" mean? Liquid Nitrogen is about 77.2 degrees kelvin. 1 trillionth of that is 7.7e-11 kelvin. e. I haven't been able to find references for the Finnish record, but at that temperature, matter kinda fuses together into what's called a Bose-Einstein Condensate that acts like one giant atom. It's got neat properties. Safety Dance fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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