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Malls used to actually have man-nurseries. They were called "arcades."
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Selachian posted:Pros and Cons Say what you want about this universe, at least prisoners get to wear some kickass track suits.
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Vargo posted:So, Wallace and Gil are both in RI, as is Intelligent Life and The Tinkersons, according to that one IL strip. (And because Intelligent Life loves being a Family Guy ripoff at every turn). Maybe this is what Lovecraft meant when he spoke of "idiot madness?" The comix page is the 21st century Necronomicon and we are its cult. 
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Jan 7, 2017 01:57
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Wilbur returns to Charterstone only for Iris to find that he's been replaced by The Thing.
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Jan 9, 2017 23:06
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This Uuno seems like a chill dude; I respect anyone who reps for the Ray Smuckles lifestyle brand.
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Jan 18, 2017 07:09
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goatface posted:He just spent all his money on ICU fees because he never bothered to get family insurance. Rex got so used to the last author throwing money at him 24/7 that he thought he'd never need it.
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Jan 19, 2017 22:52
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Simian_Prime posted:Rex got so used to the last author throwing money at him 24/7 that he thought he'd never need it. Ha ha! Same as it ever was...
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Jan 20, 2017 19:51
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Baldo is Fred Basset but without even the redeeming value of a cute dog.
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Jan 21, 2017 02:22
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Strontium posted:Intelligent Life The mover guy is literally just Skip with a combover and a mustache.
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Jan 26, 2017 16:21
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Piranah Club is just so skeevy. Like every comic was transcribed from a truck-stop bathroom stall.
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Feb 11, 2017 04:55
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dordreff posted:So the doughy dude can handle a workout at the gym, but lifting some books gives him a drat heart attack? And Rex Morgan didn't even notice his friend had the cardiovascular system of a 98 year old man at the last checkup? Rex is like Jon Hamm's character in 30 Rock; so handsome he lives in "The Bubble". He has no meaningful skills, but people throw money and medical degrees at him because he's just so darn charming!
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Feb 12, 2017 01:26
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Can't believe the Locher era of Dick Tracy passed up the chance to show a clown get eaten by a tiger. 
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Feb 12, 2017 03:28
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It's a contrived excuse to get Rex back involved in the plot.
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Feb 15, 2017 21:36
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Gilchrist's work has taken a brilliant turn! His new comic featuring the misadventures of hideous furry goblins has placed him among the ranks of masters of the grotesque like Bosch and Giger. I don't know why he keeps calling his creatures "dogs", though?... 
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Feb 16, 2017 20:35
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Ben Franklin is high af 
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Feb 17, 2017 18:29
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Manuel Calavera posted:Foxtrot How grognards are born. 
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Feb 19, 2017 20:22
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Kennel posted:I'm dropping Today's Dogg since it's not really amusingly bad as often as I hoped.  I like laughing at it. It's like a comic about dogs drawn by someone who's never seen a dog and only heard a second-hand description. Mandrake  [/quote] Mandrake's unconscious and Derek's posing as him. Calling it!
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Feb 24, 2017 22:49
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Hank Sr.'s got good taste.
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Feb 25, 2017 08:29
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Knowing what I know about Adams' politics, I can't help but wonder whether this is supposed to be some sort of answer to his critics. Adams is a One-Issue Voter, and that issue is "a deep-seated hatred of women."
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Feb 27, 2017 22:51
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Trilobite posted:Either Jam Esallen is more than a month ahead on his Sunday strips, or just doesn't really give a poo poo about bees. Probably both? It takes a special kind of cognitive dissonance to be a climate change denier and work on a nature comic simultaneously.
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Mar 19, 2017 23:38
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I worked in a movie theater for two months as a teenage and maybe cared about the whole "no outside food" thing for maybe a week? There's no incentive for you not to let them in, it's just a pain in the rear end for both me and the customer, and none of the extra sales from popcorn or nachos is going in my pocket, so why should I give a poo poo? What I'm saying is that "Curtis" probably has the only usher left in the universe who cares about outside food in the theater.
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Mar 19, 2017 23:42
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Hel posted:Maybe it's heresy, but I really don't get why Calvin and Hobbes is so highly regarded. Sure it's mostly ok but there are far too many strip where it's just Calvin being an unredeemable piece of poo poo and it really kills a lot of goodwill for me. Is there anyone who likes it that didn't read it as a child? Like I could understand the Rosalyn strips being some kind of wish fulfillment for unruly kids, but as an adult it's just mean. Confession time: When I was 8 I did this to my babysitter after reading the comic.
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Mar 26, 2017 08:20
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There must be something about becoming a parent that sucks out any capacity for humor and fun out of you. Glad I'm not going down that road. Between this and the "not bringing food into movie theaters is our civic duty!" guy, y'all goons have become a bunch of Pluggers.
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Mar 26, 2017 18:41
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Kid Fenris posted:It's amazing how allergic some people are to criticism. Edit: Never mind Simian_Prime fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Mar 26, 2017 |
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Mar 26, 2017 23:02
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Zanzibar Ham posted:You think that's bad? I liked a Take It From The Tinkersons a couple days ago. Broken clocks.
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Apr 30, 2017 00:06
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This is why I need to take a break from comics. After a while you notice that they keep issuing the same padding and same cliches with every story, and then it feels like the literary equivalent of banging your head against a wall.
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May 25, 2017 20:14
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A man typing a sentence while having a stroke... or Brooke? You decide!
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May 29, 2017 00:18
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The MSJ posted:Beavers do smell fishy. IIRC, it was mostly a ruling to declare that they were safe to eat on Fridays, or during Lent (since you couldn't eat meat on those days but you could eat fish)
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May 31, 2017 00:24
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...and the pitch! posted:Yeah it's good. It's just such a departure for there to be a real issue in Zits. They just slipped an oral sex joke into frickin' Luann. I'll believe anything I see in the comics at this point.
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Jun 7, 2017 22:36
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All it's missing is a panel of Everett in bed complaining about all the rarebit he ate the night before.
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Jun 11, 2017 04:23
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Johnny Walker posted:
Look at her face in the last panel. Kelly knows she's a goddamn vampire! 
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Jun 12, 2017 01:16
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Evil Mastermind posted:Working Daze is a very obvious repeat. The skinny old guy is my new favorite character just because he's trolling the dumb nerds about their dumb nerd poo poo.
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Jun 14, 2017 08:02
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Say Nothing posted:Why the hell does someone who's in college have a curfew? I thought she was still in high school?
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Jun 17, 2017 12:37
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I'd imagine that The Flash Museum is under constant renovation to keep up with it titular hero's time travel shenanigans.
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Jun 21, 2017 01:49
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My Lovely Horse posted:Why in the world is it Magneto and not Mr. Sinister? Marketing. Mr Sinister is an obscure villain mostly known from comics, but anyone who's seen the movies knows who Magneto is. (This is before every C-List Marvel character was getting his own Netflix series)
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Jun 21, 2017 20:55
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I think the dad in Baldo might me nearly as lovely as Ed Kudlick. He's constantly making GBS threads on his son for being a regular teenager instead of some sort of academic ubermensch.
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Jun 22, 2017 07:00
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Interested to see where the Magneto story is going because what Spidey is asking is the mutant equivalent of a black father asking a doctor to make his kid white so he can be "normal."
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Jun 24, 2017 00:57
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Johnny Aztec posted:It's funny how you jump straight to race. The whole "mutant" metaphor was created in X-Men in the '60s as a direct response to the Civil Rights Movement. I'm not sure why that's so controversial. Not that I'm expecting any level of nuance because it's freakin' Newspaper SM, c'mon... Simian_Prime fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jun 24, 2017 |
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Jun 24, 2017 01:12
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CommaToes posted:I think this week is the week we finally form a mob and go to Bud Grace's door with torches and pitchforks. *opens torch & pitchfork stand*
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Ein cooler Typ posted:today's Dustin was dumb even by Dustin standards  "Blue is the rage of resolve" is probably one of the single dumbest things I've heard in my life.
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