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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

Rex-Goliath posted:

don't worry a mad scientist is gonna take care of it with gmo mosquitos soon enough

Imagine GMO mosquitos injecting vaccines

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Smythe posted:

Imagine GMO mosquitos injecting vaccines

holy poo poo!!

# ? Jan 8, 2017 06:14

Poopernickel: Oct 28, 2005; electricity bad; Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

Imagine GMO mosquitos injecting vaccines

Imagine weed mosquitos injecting THC

# ? Jan 8, 2017 07:03

Wild EEPROM: Jul 29, 2011; oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.

imagine goony mosquitos injectin

yeah like they'd ever inject anything

# ? Jan 8, 2017 07:14

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the most effective mosquito deterrent is a simple motorized fan, they're too weak to fly against the breeze. or you could pay 20x as much for some poo poo with lasers that probably won't even work reliably

that doesnt thin out the population tho which is the stated goal of the laser thingy. to be fair IV took some flak for claiming it was intended for africa since most of africa doesnt have reliable electricity but a mosquito killing laser turret on top of my house sure would make the summers more tolerable

# ? Jan 8, 2017 07:29

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Smythe posted:

Imagine GMO mosquitos injecting vaccines

i dont have to imagine obamas fema darpa research project

# ? Jan 8, 2017 08:07

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Agile Vector posted:

i dont have to imagine obamas fema darpa research project

wasnt that the plot of the first xfiles movie?

# ? Jan 8, 2017 09:17

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

i thought gmosquitoes were already a thing, demonstrating infecting populations with infertile bugs or something like that?

# ? Jan 8, 2017 15:10

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

flakeloaf posted:

i thought gmosquitoes were already a thing, demonstrating infecting populations with infertile bugs or something like that?

yeah they're a thing and they're modified with a gene that makes them incapable of carrying malaria. it's a dominant gene too so once you let a handful loose in the population it's only a matter of time until it spreads and malaria disappears since it can only spread via mosquito with the recessive gene

we haven't released them into the wild yet for :ohdear:

reasons which is why i said it's only a matter of time until a mad scientist does it. literally all you need is a couple jars of the fuckers and a 'oh woopsy just let them loose oh well' and nature takes care of the rest

# ? Jan 8, 2017 17:28

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

going to be fine until they start tunneling into peoples brains

# ? Jan 8, 2017 17:47

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

can a gmo mosquito please bite me to make my dick and balls bigger, please?

# ? Jan 8, 2017 18:52

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Rex-Goliath posted:

we haven't released them into the wild yet for reasons which is why i said it's only a matter of time until a mad scientist does it. literally all you need is a couple jars of the fuckers and a 'oh woopsy just let them loose oh well' and nature takes care of the rest

like when Bill Gates opened a jar at a TED talk and told the audience he'd just released malaria-carrying mosquitoes

# ? Jan 8, 2017 19:05

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

eschaton posted:

like when Bill Gates opened a jar at a TED talk and told the audience he'd just released malaria-carrying mosquitoes

lol

# ? Jan 8, 2017 19:14

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

if i were still traveling all the time id be hammering preorder on that triple screen workstation laptop right now

i used to have whatever workstation that was with the little portrait screen on the side, perfect for a terminal

# ? Jan 8, 2017 19:32

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

bees make honey and pollinate crops, you monster

bees aren't annoying. I'm talking about black flies and fruit flies and the like.

# ? Jan 8, 2017 19:35

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

FMguru posted:

wasnt that the plot of the first xfiles movie?

yeah but it was bees

Shaggar posted:

bees aren't annoying. I'm talking about black flies and fruit flies and the like.

sure until ~~obamas~~ clintons alien bees sting you and your body is the host for a black oil alien from a triangle box

# ? Jan 8, 2017 19:41

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

eschaton posted:

like when Bill Gates opened a jar at a TED talk and told the audience he'd just released malaria-carrying mosquitoes

must be nice to have so much money that when you troll people with fake biological weapon attacks people are just like oh Bill that kidder

# ? Jan 8, 2017 21:13

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

on the subject of internet of poo poo devices, heres samsung being creepy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DH58N9jexE

# ? Jan 9, 2017 01:56

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

literal dad thermostat sixth sense

# ? Jan 9, 2017 06:40

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

heeeere we go

http://crossfade.io/#!/0gkq36tvse

# ? Jan 9, 2017 13:47

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Thanks Ants posted:

on the subject of internet of poo poo devices, heres samsung being creepy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DH58N9jexE

hahahaha

# ? Jan 9, 2017 15:09

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

heeeere we go

http://crossfade.io/#!/0gkq36tvse

# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:07

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

heeeere we go

http://crossfade.io/#!/0gkq36tvse

# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:13

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

heeeere we go

http://crossfade.io/#!/0gkq36tvse

# ? Jan 9, 2017 16:14

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

kirk was last sighted running down the las vegas strip clothed only in hundreds of attendee badges and holding a curiously large laptop

quote:

Two unidentified prototypes were stolen from Razer�s booth Sunday night, Razer CEO Min-Liang Tan wrote on Facebook early this morning.

He said that the company has filed a police report and is working both with show management and law enforcement to track down the thief.

He didn�t say which of the prototypes were stolen. The company showed off two new devices this year: a laptop with three screens that automatically pop into place when opened and a special projector that extends the lights and looks of a video game to an entire room.

While no more details were offered, Tan did raise the possibility of this being a case of industrial espionage.

�At Razer, we play hard and we play fair,� he wrote on the Facebook post. �Our teams worked months on end to conceptualize and develop these units and we pride ourselves in pushing the envelope to deliver the latest and greatest.

�We treat theft/larceny, and if relevant to this case, industrial espionage, very seriously � it is cheating, and cheating doesn�t sit well with us. Penalties for such crimes are grievous and anyone who would do this clearly isn�t very smart.�

Tan said that if anyone has any information about the thefts to reach out to the company at legal@razerzone.com.

# ? Jan 9, 2017 19:25

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Smythe posted:

can a gmo mosquito please bite me to make my dick and balls bigger, please?

the kamasutra recommends using bee stings

# ? Jan 9, 2017 20:55

Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

is it over? didn't see much funy compute this year, honestly.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 02:06

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

qirex posted:

kirk was last sighted running down the las vegas strip clothed only in hundreds of attendee badges and holding a curiously large laptop

�At Razer, we play hard and we play fair,� he wrote on the Facebook post.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 02:13

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

kirk was last sighted running down the las vegas strip clothed only in hundreds of attendee badges and holding a curiously large laptop

lol

# ? Jan 10, 2017 02:24

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

so we did vegas HARD and i only made it to the show floor for like 30 minutes.

no pics or anything sorry i let you down yospos

# ? Jan 10, 2017 06:12

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I would have it no other way

# ? Jan 10, 2017 06:18

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

fuckin noob

# ? Jan 10, 2017 06:21

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

heeeere we go

http://crossfade.io/#!/0gkq36tvse

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

is it over? didn't see much funy compute this year, honestly.

the funy compute is in all of us but mostly its u

# ? Jan 10, 2017 06:25

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD: Jul 7, 2012

ces 2017: my dishwasher got trump elected

# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:31

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the version that's an expensive toy for idiots probably just kills everything, or maybe nothing, idk

it's ces it probably just sits there swiveling it's head around and shining a cheap red laser pointer on everything

it most likely doesn't kill anything

# ? Jan 11, 2017 00:04

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

oliwan posted:

who goes to the loving beach and watches TV? how broken does your brain have to be?

agreed, when i'm at the beach i post

# ? Jan 11, 2017 00:26

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Wild EEPROM posted:

imagine goony mosquitos injectin

yeah like they'd ever inject anything

tcc mosquitoes inject krokodil

# ? Jan 11, 2017 00:28

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

My Linux Rig posted:

it's ces it probably just sits there swiveling it's head around and shining a cheap red laser pointer on everything

it most likely doesn't kill anything

this kills the startup

# ? Jan 11, 2017 00:44