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Egbert Souse posted:There should be a reversal where a bug transforms into a human and becomes a successful businessman Isn't this pretty much Meet the Applegates?
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Detective No. 27 posted:A local record store has criterion blurays of The Third Man and The Man Who Fell To Earth (no booklets, for whatever reason), for $99 each. I was too tempted, but thankfully didn't go through with it. Later this month a Man Who Fell to Earth blu-ray is being released that is from a new restoration that is as good or better than the Criterion release. BENGHAZI 2 posted:Aren't the visual alterations just like subliminal captain howdy poo poo That's one of the additions to the 2000 re-release version.
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Jan 4, 2017 07:56
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Magic Hate Ball posted:But it doesn't have the big C on it! I think I can live without it. I do have the Criterion DVD and am tempted to sell it while people are still paying a hilarious markup on it.
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Jan 4, 2017 08:24
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therattle posted:Think of how many pairs of cargo jorts and Crocs you could buy! I will find you. Anonymous Robot posted:Yo what are the best movies featuring telekinesis? Besides Akira, obviously The Fury. Timby posted:Fox owns the distribution rights to A New Hope forever, and the rights to the other five movies until 2020. Given that the unaltered versions of the movies are pretty much a holy grail, I'm sure Fox would demand a lot of money in exchange for giving Disney that license to print cash. I don't quite understand this. Does Fox's ownership pertain strictly to theatrical distribution or theatrical and video? Because of Fox are the rights holders for the video release why don't they just put out the original versions themselves?
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My mother seems not to understand why a 12 year old boy would want to hug my brother's wife and thinks he's probably gay. Also my brother's wife has gigantic tits.
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Jan 6, 2017 07:27
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Glamorama26 posted:Your moms just jealous, she wants to get at dem titties too but is being shy. 
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Jan 6, 2017 07:38
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Lobok posted:Your mom's probably way off, but in my experience gay guys love boobs, too. It's pretty universal, actually. I've heard this before but I find it to be more of a stereotype than a real thing. I've probably never mention it here before but I'm actually gay in real life. I Before E posted:Wait who hates The Cable Guy? It was savaged by the public when it came out because it wasn't Ace "Trans people are gross" Ventura. People who are trash still don't like it I guess.
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Jan 7, 2017 00:33
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FreudianSlippers posted:The Cable Guy is basically a proto-Punch Drunk Love in that it's a established comedy actor playing a similar character that he usually does but in a more grounded context which really brings out how broken of a person the character is. And both of them are better than the rest of the movies that each of those actors have done by far.
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Spatulater bro! posted:The Cable Guy is better than Eternal Sunshine? I certainly think so but I know that's probably going to be an unpopular opinion. Safety Factor posted:Does Nightbreed count? He didn't direct it, but Cronenberg had a major role. David Cronenberg in that movie is the only good thing about it besides some of the creature designs. Uncle Boogeyman posted:The three movies he directed (Hellraiser, Nightbreed, and Lord of Illusions) The Brattle is showing Lord of Illusions somewhere in the next month. Lobok posted:Fair enough, I'll scratch the "it's universal" from now on. I don't mean to offend. I only say it because it actually has been my experience with the gay friends I know. I wasn't offended at all. I've heard about this before but I've never actually witnessed it or known any other homos that were into boobs. Anyway, the kid in question is super creepy so he was probably just trying to cop a feel. TrixRabbi posted:Videodrome is actually about the right to bear arms and to store them in our
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MisterBibs posted:Apropos of nothing, I feel bad for live musicians at bars. You know they, deep down, want to play their own music they've written. But their audience (you know, white folks in the process of getting drunk) only respond to the covers they know the lyrics to while in the aforementioned process of getting drunk. I really want to start a bar band that plays dad rock covers but fucks with the lyrics to make them about poo poo that is gross and awful.
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Jan 7, 2017 07:45
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wyoming posted:Nah, that was just how you used betamax tapes. So that's why the format never really took off. Skwirl posted:I imagine there are people who need to drive through Northern Virginia who don't live in Northern Virginia and tolls that insane makes it seem like it's a special road only for rich people, which is even worse. It's like how rich people don't give a poo poo about water quality because they only drink bottled water from Fiji. A bunch of rich dicks in Maine actually arranged it so they would get Poland Spring water straight from their taps. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Jan 7, 2017 |
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Jan 7, 2017 07:55
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Budgie Jumping posted:Hey I know you guys like comics. What's that The Mask comic like? I've wanted to check that out for a while and ended up buying the trades because you mentioned it. Anyway, if you'd like to get them without paying an absurd markup tfaw.com has the first three collected editions for eight bucks each. The omnibus that contains the same material usually goes for 200 bucks.
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Jan 7, 2017 21:53
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Also don't skip the fourth, The Hunt for Green October, if you like the first two. It has Big Head vs. neo-Nazis. It's exactly as loving amazing as that sounds and should have been the sequel to the movie instead of Son of the Mask. A lot of the original individual issues of the material in the second omnibus are like 2-3 bucks a piece. I'm really not sure why the omnibus editions are so expensive if the original issues aren't rare or valuable.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:look you are just as deep in this asinine hobby as i am you know how this poo poo works Well obviously. It's just that no matter how many times I come across this kind of poo poo I just can't wrap my mind around it. Coffee And Pie posted:Have a date tomorrow with a socialist whose pet lizard is named after Sidney Prescott from Scream. If she enjoys The People Under the Stairs you might as well get married. LORD OF BOOTY posted:I'm pretty deep in this asinine hobby too, don't floppies tend to be more expensive than trades unless it's a super-in-demand series? It depends on what it is. But I've definitely seen a lot of poo poo where the trades are out of print and extremely overpriced on the secondary market while the individual original issues are dollar books. I think the people paying these premiums are the same guys who go to multiple comic book stores so they can get all the variant covers of Star Wars: C-3PO or some bullshit. Coffee And Pie posted:Update: me and socialist Wes Craven girl are going to
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CelticPredator posted:I hate all Hellraisers past 2. IMO the worst horror franchise of all time. Honestly, how many good horror sequels are there really? Especially in comparison to how many horror sequels there are. Basically there's Halloween II and III, The Evil Dead sequels, a couple of the Nightmare on Elm Streets, and Creepshow II. DC Murderverse posted:if we really want a socialist revolution I say we start by forcibly removing American Traitor Jimmy Fallon from the Golden Globes stage and replace him with literally anyone else in that room who did not treat Donald Trump as a normal, not terrible human being on late night television. Jimmy Fallon sucked before he jerked off Donald Trump on tv. He's completely devoid of any comedic timing or sensibility and he's a total charisma void. It's baffling to me that he's not only popular but is allowed to host anything at all. CelticPredator posted:I hate Armond White. He's an insincere contrarian. Hate that poo poo. Coaaab posted:he's a gay black conservative. Slugworth posted:I bet Chris Pine is gonna be super embarrassed when he realises he was halfway through his transformation to his wolf form during his Golden Globes speech. Yeah but hot guys with beards just make hotter guys. It's basic science.
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I would remake Seven Pounds, but everyone is a jellyfish and then at the end of the movie the main jellyfish commits suicide with Will Smith.
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Skwirl posted:Netflix seems to be playing pretty fast and loose with their genre classifications Masha and the Bear is gripping and poignant in a way that only an off brand low budget animated film on Netflix can be.
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Death By The Blues posted:Matilda still really holds up. I mean, the villains in the Marvel movies are really bland and unmemorable archetypes so this isn't saying much.
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So I was just thinking about this and I still surprises me how no one ever mentions how scary the synthesizers at the beginning of this version of Winter Wonderland are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoraVkKtKzY It's so goddamn spooky. It sounds like the bad scary music they used in Ghostbusters when bad scary thing happen.
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Gonz posted:On the topic of that, Elmer Bernstein's Ghostbusters score is one of the greatest of all time. I bought a copy of the Ghostbusters soundtrack thinking it was going to be that stuff but it's basically a compilation of lovely 80s pop/rock. It only cost me a dollar though, so whatever.
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Lobok posted:The whole show started with a huge self-own when the teleprompter wasn't working and he panicked. A man whose career is based on doing live comedy. Calling what Jimmy Fallon does "comedy" is really charitable. TrixRabbi posted:And literally any other professional comic would have managed to bounce back from that without a problem. Like you think Chris Rock would have stalled for time by pointing out famous people in the audience? Jimmy Fallon is a talentless hack and he either sold his soul to Satan or is sucking a very important person's cock every day to get where he is. I can't wrap my mind around how he is successful or famous. Aside from being devoid of any comedic ability he just seems really unnatural in front of a camera like he's constantly going t piss his pants and he's been on tv for like 15 years. DrVenkman posted:I think they got it right with David Tennant in JESSICA JONES, particularly in our current climate. But then fell right off with whatever the gently caress was going on in LUKE CAGE. The Netflix shows and the movies are so different from one another so that's no surprise, but I have to disagree with you about the villains in Luke Cage.
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The true successor to the Blair Witch Project is Willow Creek. It captures the vibe perfectly but does its own thing and manages not to be a derivative knock off.
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Skwirl posted:It's my birthday Jesus you are clashing so hard.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Same except because I'm constantly watching tokusatsu Do you still Dickstream? married but discreet posted:2017 starting good with the realization that online nazi hate squads are apparently a thing. Apparently you've never seen the youtube comments section/imdb forums/the comments section on anything ever. ynohtna posted:There's also this for checking if you've got any breached accounts in the wild: https://haveibeenpwned.com Oh no! It looks like my Myspace page has been compromised!
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weekly font posted:I can die happy if I see the piss tape. Why would you ever want to loving see that? wyoming posted:It's only January 10th, and so far this year has revealed Shmorky as a diaper fetish pedophile, Wait, WHAT?
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Magic Hate Ball posted:this like a year after that hosed up audio What the gently caress is going on? What is this even a recording of?
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CelticPredator posted:It's really dang long. 160 pages. What is it about?
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:So tired of these comics that are CLEARLY only getting made to be optioned by the big studios....... Which ones?
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Snak posted:Cowboys versus Aliens. Oh god. That movie was completely wretched. It's so far from being the fun or entertaining in anyway. I always completely forget it exists until someone mentions it. I think I can confidently say it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Please answer the following question on a scale from "yes" to "hell yes:" should I go see The Running Man in theaters next month? Why is this even a question.
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glam rock hamhock posted:Actually "right" would be not writing an article about Weezer at all because who gives a gently caress about Weezer anymore? They still have a pretty big and loyal fanbase for some reason. Jack Gladney posted:I just got coverage over the exchange two months ago. I am so afraid that I'll lose it that I really don't know what to do. Sometimes I wonder if this is what conservatives felt when the ACA was passed and kind of understand hatred of government, and then I think, "no, that doesn't make a lick of goddamned sense because they couldn't even articulate why it scared them." You're looking at it from the perspective of someone who isn't a selfish misanthrope that has a burning hatred of poor people. That's why it doesn't make sense to you. Criminal Minded posted:Yeah that was a bit of a "Wait, what?" moment for me too. He's bisexual.
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Coffee And Pie posted:No, just general stuff about faggots, I figure that's close enough though. You have to cut all the confetti in half first. Uncle Boogeyman posted:they loved it. hearing that the Nazi party was apeshit over Metropolis was Fritz Lang's big cue to get the gently caress out of Germany (his wife, who played Maria, also joined the Nazi party shortly after the movie came out, leading to their divorce). I thought M was the big reason he had to flee Germany. X-Ray Pecs posted:Eric Harris hosed a lot, he even hosed a 21 or 23 year old, Dylan was the depressed virgin. Hitler also liked dogs. Are we not supposed to like dogs now? Slugworth posted:Federal investigation of the Chicago PD finds a pattern of excessive force, lethal and non-lethal. I mean, isn't that what the Chicago PD is most famous for?
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Has anyone here seen Nick Dipaolo live and are his shows a bunch of gross right wing circle jerking?
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Coffee And Pie posted:Never seen an Underworld, kinda wanna see this one on $5 Tuesdays just to see how nonsensical it is. So you were about to creep and then you showed her your thing which made her jump? Coffee And Pie posted:The crown jewel of my VHS collection is a sealed copy of titanic. I think I might have told this story but I will again because it's hilarious what an rear end in a top hat my friend is. Anyway! Every year my friend gets me a Christmas gift and it's always something really cool and/or very thoughtful. So one year he comes to my house and gives me a good sized box very nicely wrapped. So when I opened it the box was stuffed and in the middle was a smaller thing wrapped in gold paper. I unwrapped that and it turned out to be a double VHS Oscar screener of Pearl Harbor. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jan 14, 2017 |
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Glamorama26 posted:I was 15 when I went to my first Manson show and the line to get in is the worst thing I was ever apart of. Scale of one to ten how bad did it smell? One represents the inside of an over stuffed trash can in August and ten represents the room where people play Magic: the Gathering in a comic book store.
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:Manson occupies that no-man zone between horrible shithead music on one side and more objectively just better music on the other. He's always toured with lovely bands (minus Slayer and NIN) and seems to either not give a poo poo about who he plays with or he himself has horrible personal taste in music. The only cool thing Green Day ever did was choose Pansy Division as their opener in the early 90s and on one occasion they refused to play because the crowd was lovely and yelling homophobic poo poo at the opener.
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Budgie Jumping posted:Well that's too bad because I'm already working on a script about Sam Hyde's vengeful cyber ghost wreaking havoc on liberal tumblrites and adult swim fatcats for cancelling his show. What's the thing with Sam Hyde that made everyone hate him? weekly font posted:I just found out my girlfriend's favorite movie is Twister and I'm unsure how to feel about this except my new nickname for her is Dustman. Sever.
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FreudianSlippers posted:That image was the first thing I though about after the title so if we can find a workable way of doing it properly we probably will. The gender swap is also partially motivated by the fact that we have a planned series of sketches with a female main character and we thought we might retrofit this one into that one. Make the lego pissing thing a sexually transmitted disease. It makes more sense. Plus I think the main character gender swapping all of a sudden takes focus away from the craziness of pissing loving legos. HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Probably that he's a nazi. Yeah, I didn't know that before. Uncle Boogeyman posted:that was '05 i think, yeah. it's just been too long since ive seen it. It makes me sad how little people talk about Munich because that's probably in the top three of Spielberg's entire career.
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Skwirl posted:You could hollow out a dildo for the Lego pissing scene, I'm sure there's some anatomical ones that aren't completely ridiculous in their size. Dildos come in pretty much any size, also they have custom dildo making kits you can buy which I believe aren't terrible expensive. K. Waste posted:YT of the Day: The franchise ruined itself by being Friday the 13th.
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Lurdiak posted:That's so last century. The new hotness is to literally drink the blood of the poor. I was reading this and I heard this blood curdling sound. Then I realized it was the sound of my own screams of rage. You kind of look like Greg Kinnear could be your dad.
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