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2017 is gonna suck quote me on that fuckers
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 04:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:09 |
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Hot new take: Nine Lives is just a prequel to American Beauty.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 04:33 |
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Josh Lyman posted:I watched Nine Lives and it seemed like it might be an okay family film. Maybe it was yes the state of mind I was in when I watched it, but it seemed pretty buck wild to me.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 04:38 |
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First movie of the year is American Beauty for me. I feel like it would make an interesting companion to Leon: The Professional.therattle posted:Got lightly stoned last night and took a break from getting through BAFTA screeners to watch Hail Caesar! again. Which I enjoyed, again. Magnificent cinematography and the set pieces are amazing. It's Good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQ0JFzXMgY
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 15:01 |
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I reckon you could make one really great movie out of all the VHSes
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 01:00 |
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:yeah it's called vhs 1 and 2 back to back duh Bonerstorm tho
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 02:05 |
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I like more Star Wars movies than I dislike. But the callbacks in Rogue One were bit distracting. Fun, if somewhat empty, adventure movie.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 06:24 |
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Harry, my old coworker with the piercings, goatee, and unsettling ponytail
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 06:28 |
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Hodgepodge posted:I approve of baked Anakin I mean, isn't that canon?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 23:33 |
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Lurdiak posted:Tarantino has very specific ideas about the medium of film that contribute to his directing style, but also lead to him doing weird poo poo like that. I'm still waiting for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 04:20 |
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glam rock hamhock posted:This image from the Clickhole facebook page really speaks to me. Same, especially because I made a new friend today
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 23:07 |
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Soak the sheet music in liquid LSD
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 05:33 |
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Jenny Angel posted:For the record, good things that can be attributed to me: I'm the only existing record of that guy who hosed a dog, so I have that going for me...
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 17:28 |
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I wonder how the actual Slenderman creator feels about that whole attempted murder thing?
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 18:24 |
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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:Does anyone have the Congratulations America! image? I posted it originally so if you wanna search through my posts here, feel free
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 23:18 |
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This just in, wasabi in excessive amounts... is bad
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 04:37 |
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Glamorama26 posted:Thoughts and prayers to your rear end in a top hat, one love. I survived the day I ate a spicy catfish poboy and sampled about 30 different hot sauces. And that all coincided with a bout of anxiety shits as well. My rear end in a top hat is iron.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 05:40 |
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Have a date tomorrow with a socialist whose pet lizard is named after Sidney Prescott from Scream. She was very, very excited when I told her about The People Under The Stairs.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 00:57 |
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Update: me and socialist Wes Craven girl are going to make horror movies. Maybe a remake of Chainsaw Scumfuck
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 03:36 |
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:
Reminds me of a blanket I got a friend for Christmas one year \ "K....kill meeee..."
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 04:06 |
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She loves Red Eye and Suspiria, I feel pretty confident she is a dope person. We've been talking for hours about Goblin, horror movies, and bi representation. Also, she's a fan of Fast and Furious.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 06:17 |
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weekly font posted:What's her forums name? I asked her and she said Coffee and Pie??? We have just lost cabin pressure...
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 12:57 |
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Accurate For real though, I had a nice time and we kissed and stuff, it was cute. Then we buttfucked* and she saw my boner** *lit a cig off her cig **the skeleton I have in my car
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 18:17 |
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Pam Grier as Superman, Laverne Cox as Batman, please and thank you.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 21:49 |
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Spatula City posted:Passengers except the Chris Pratt character is a lot more like John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Jurassic Park except the Chris Pratt character is a lot more like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 00:02 |
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Just saw La La Land. It was a movie-rear end movie and I had a huge grin on my face for most of it.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 05:22 |
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DC Murderverse posted:I mean, this is literally what an award show monologue is anyways so... MBMBaM has a really good bit where they discuss how Chris Rock impressions usually end up sounding racist, but Jackie Chan impressions sound racist 100% of the time. The bit ends with a Chan impression so bad they bleeped it one syllable in.
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 21:42 |
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CelticPredator posted:Kimmel always feels like he doesn't want to be there, or his really stoned. Same except ever since I turned into a grownup I'm a sleepy boy all the time.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 12:01 |
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Hostile V posted:Oh, as good a place as any to put this, but: Jesus. Good thing nobody knows my real name is Mike.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 21:12 |
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I was thinking the same thing, esp the Layla scene and the prison scene where they make dinner
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 17:13 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:(also American Ultra is a surprisingly dope movie on the whole) It's way prettier than it has any right to be. Plus K-Stew In terms of surprisingly good action/comedies, it's 2015's Premium Rush.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 22:38 |
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Egbert Souse posted:How bad is LAX as an airport? I have a business trip and have to choose between it and John Wayne Airport. LAX, because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JivQ6akRng
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 07:03 |
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I was happy for a split second because this really cool girl I've been seeing is coming over to watch a movie tomorrow. Then I found my dad's twitter. Guess I'm not coming out to my parents any time soon
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 06:58 |
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Skwirl posted:What would you come out about? not to put you on the spot but you only talk about dating girls and I assumed you were cisgendered dude. I'm bisexual. CPL593H posted:He's bisexual. This guy knows what's up.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 13:55 |
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No, Ryan, you ARE the house! And then Ryan was leaves.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 14:15 |
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No, just general stuff about faggots, I figure that's close enough though. I'm probably gonna come out to my sisters, though I don't know how. I'm thinking confetti.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 14:52 |
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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:[Ryan Gosling frantically attempting to start a leaf blower but it keeps stalling] If I was using my PC I'd photoshop evil dead to be R-Gos with a leaf blower hand. Actually, he would be great in a horror comedy.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 15:02 |
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Never seen an Underworld, kinda wanna see this one on $5 Tuesdays just to see how nonsensical it is. Life update: had a movie night with the lady friend. She showed me Creep (which I really liked) and I showed her The Thing...she jumped about a foot in the air at the blood test scene, it was GREAT Edit: we also decided that there should be a sequel where Mac and Childs go full brokeback Coffee And Pie fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Jan 14, 2017 |
# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 13:23 |
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The crown jewel of my VHS collection is a sealed copy of titanic.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 17:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 00:09 |
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Terminator Terminator 2 for me, along with Die Hard 3, Poltergeist, and I Know What You Did Last Summer. I did NOT react well to Silence of the Lambs, though I love it now. Criminal Minded posted:My favorite film as a child was Terminator 2. Still pretty much is. This guy right here
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 21:42 |