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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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2017 is gonna suck quote me on that fuckers

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Coffee And Pie
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Hot new take: Nine Lives is just a prequel to American Beauty.

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Josh Lyman posted:

I watched Nine Lives and it seemed like it might be an okay family film.

Without that caveat, it just as bad as you imagine.

Maybe it was yes the state of mind I was in when I watched it, but it seemed pretty buck wild to me.

Coffee And Pie
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First movie of the year is American Beauty for me. I feel like it would make an interesting companion to Leon: The Professional.

therattle posted:

Got lightly stoned last night and took a break from getting through BAFTA screeners to watch Hail Caesar! again. Which I enjoyed, again. Magnificent cinematography and the set pieces are amazing.

It's Good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQ0JFzXMgY

Coffee And Pie
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I reckon you could make one really great movie out of all the VHSes

Coffee And Pie
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:

yeah it's called vhs 1 and 2 back to back duh

Bonerstorm tho

Coffee And Pie
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I like more Star Wars movies than I dislike.

But the callbacks in Rogue One were bit distracting.

Fun, if somewhat empty, adventure movie.

Coffee And Pie
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Harry, my old coworker with the piercings, goatee, and unsettling ponytail

Coffee And Pie
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Hodgepodge posted:

I approve of baked Anakin :420:

I mean, isn't that canon? :v:

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Lurdiak posted:

Tarantino has very specific ideas about the medium of film that contribute to his directing style, but also lead to him doing weird poo poo like that.

I'm still waiting for Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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glam rock hamhock posted:

This image from the Clickhole facebook page really speaks to me.


Same, especially because I made a new friend today

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Soak the sheet music in liquid LSD

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Jenny Angel posted:

For the record, good things that can be attributed to me:

- Deep web exploration video series
- CPL wearing the shorts
- Jeff approaches the Clown, full of rage
- Popularizing the tag yourself meme in this thread

Good things that can be attributed to other lovely goons:

- Everything else

I'm the only existing record of that guy who hosed a dog, so I have that going for me...

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I wonder how the actual Slenderman creator feels about that whole attempted murder thing?

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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

Does anyone have the Congratulations America! image?

I posted it originally so if you wanna search through my posts here, feel free

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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This just in, wasabi in excessive amounts...






is bad

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Glamorama26 posted:

Thoughts and prayers to your rear end in a top hat, one love.

I survived the day I ate a spicy catfish poboy and sampled about 30 different hot sauces.

And that all coincided with a bout of anxiety shits as well.

My rear end in a top hat is iron.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Have a date tomorrow with a socialist whose pet lizard is named after Sidney Prescott from Scream.

She was very, very excited when I told her about The People Under The Stairs.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Update: me and socialist Wes Craven girl are going to make horror movies. Maybe a remake of Chainsaw Scumfuck

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Reminds me of a blanket I got a friend for Christmas one year

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"K....kill meeee..."

Coffee And Pie
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She loves Red Eye and Suspiria, I feel pretty confident she is a dope person.

We've been talking for hours about Goblin, horror movies, and bi representation.

Also, she's a fan of Fast and Furious.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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weekly font posted:

What's her forums name?

I asked her and she said Coffee and Pie???

We have just lost cabin pressure...

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Accurate

For real though, I had a nice time and we kissed and stuff, it was cute. Then we buttfucked* and she saw my boner**

*lit a cig off her cig
**the skeleton I have in my car

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Pam Grier as Superman, Laverne Cox as Batman, please and thank you.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Spatula City posted:

Passengers except the Chris Pratt character is a lot more like John Goodman in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

Jurassic Park except the Chris Pratt character is a lot more like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Just saw La La Land. It was a movie-rear end movie and I had a huge grin on my face for most of it.

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DC Murderverse posted:

I mean, this is literally what an award show monologue is anyways so...

though Fallon's Chris Rock impersonation was, shall we say, unfortunate.

MBMBaM has a really good bit where they discuss how Chris Rock impressions usually end up sounding racist, but Jackie Chan impressions sound racist 100% of the time. The bit ends with a Chan impression so bad they bleeped it one syllable in.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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CelticPredator posted:

Kimmel always feels like he doesn't want to be there, or his really stoned.

I like Conan, but I don't watch late night shows anymore because they are poo poo.

Same except ever since I turned into a grownup I'm a sleepy boy all the time.

Coffee And Pie
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Hostile V posted:

Oh, as good a place as any to put this, but:
https://twitter.com/Almost_Anna/status/818826930271227904

While you're at it, delete any information you can find through this site by following the steps entailed in the following tweets.

Jesus. Good thing nobody knows my real name is Mike.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I was thinking the same thing, esp the Layla scene and the prison scene where they make dinner

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

(also American Ultra is a surprisingly dope movie on the whole)

It's way prettier than it has any right to be. Plus K-Stew :swoon:

In terms of surprisingly good action/comedies, it's 2015's Premium Rush.

Coffee And Pie
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Egbert Souse posted:

How bad is LAX as an airport? I have a business trip and have to choose between it and John Wayne Airport.

LAX, because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JivQ6akRng

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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I was happy for a split second because this really cool girl I've been seeing is coming over to watch a movie tomorrow.

Then I found my dad's twitter.

Guess I'm not coming out to my parents any time soon :shepicide:

Coffee And Pie
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Skwirl posted:

What would you come out about? not to put you on the spot but you only talk about dating girls and I assumed you were cisgendered dude.

I'm bisexual.

CPL593H posted:

He's bisexual.

This guy knows what's up.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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No, Ryan, you ARE the house!

And then Ryan was leaves.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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No, just general stuff about faggots, I figure that's close enough though.

I'm probably gonna come out to my sisters, though I don't know how. I'm thinking confetti.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

[Ryan Gosling frantically attempting to start a leaf blower but it keeps stalling]

[the darkness approaches quickly, full of rage]

If I was using my PC I'd photoshop evil dead to be R-Gos with a leaf blower hand.

Actually, he would be great in a horror comedy.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

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Never seen an Underworld, kinda wanna see this one on $5 Tuesdays just to see how nonsensical it is.

Life update: had a movie night with the lady friend. She showed me Creep (which I really liked) and I showed her The Thing...she jumped about a foot in the air at the blood test scene, it was GREAT

Edit: we also decided that there should be a sequel where Mac and Childs go full brokeback

Coffee And Pie fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Jan 14, 2017

Coffee And Pie
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The crown jewel of my VHS collection is a sealed copy of titanic.

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Nov 4, 2010

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Terminator 2 for me, along with Die Hard 3, Poltergeist, and I Know What You Did Last Summer. I did NOT react well to Silence of the Lambs, though I love it now.

Criminal Minded posted:

My favorite film as a child was Terminator 2. Still pretty much is.

This guy right here

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