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Cedric Ogbuehi completely sucks rear end and now we're going to have to break the bank for a 36 year Andrew Whitworth. Kevin Zeitler might end up walking because of this situation despite being easily the most consistent dude on our line this year (non-Whit division). Dre Kirkpatrick did just enough to ensure we make him a big offer, but not enough to really deserve it. Our LBs were collectively pretty bad although they were really dragged down by how horrible Rey Maualuga and Karlos Dansby were. Geno and Carlos Dunlap were studs as usual although they really need help. Hopefully Andrew Billings is ready to step in for Domata Peko, although if Marvin has his way Peko will be starting for us until he's 40. The kicker situation was a nightmare and we absolutely have to draft somebody. Jeremy Hill is a pumpkin and should be selling insurance. Most importantly, Marvin Lewis will still be here to sit comfortably and keep playing dudes who are completely washed. Hurray! Please post similar complaints about your LOST SEASON here.
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Chris James 2 posted:We didn't make the playoffs, but neither did the Bengals I'm not convinced you actually like football.
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Kirk Cousins will be the QB next year. He'll either get franchised or they'll work out some kind of deal. Either way he's Good Enough and frankly that's something Washington hasn't had for two decades. Theoretically we'll have a Josh Doctson next year. Guess that will send DeSean Jackson back to Philadelphia. Either way we have a ton of passing weapons and I won't feel bad seeing some turnover here. Jordan Reed's inability to stay healthy will necessitate keeping a decent backup and I could see Vernon Davis hanging around another year. We have a very solid line, with two pro bowlers and tons of youth. This remains one of our biggest strengths and something we can capitalize on in the future. We need to address the left guard position but otherwise I like where this line is going. Our run gun is poo poo. Matt Jones is turning into a bust in the third round, Rob Kelley is largely pedestrian, and Chris Thompson is a receiving back. Maybe Keith Marshall will surprise everyone next year but I suspect this is a position of need. Defense is our weakness. Cornerbacks are inconsistent, Josh Norman is a knucklehead, our safeties are porous, and the line had no real answer against the run game. That's not going to fly in this division, especially with the Eagles and Cowboys having extremely solid lines. Coaching seemed hit or miss. Clock management was ridiculous and I get the feeling that Gruden is overwhelmed some times, but our defense is the real question. Is Joe Barry worth having around? Given the injuries and inconsistency it's hard to tell, but it definitely feels like he's replaceable. Prediction next year: Playoffs!
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The Eagles have a good chance of being a great team next year so I'm pretty positive. Hopefully our offensive line will stay off the dope and we can somehow craft a competent receiving corps. Here's hoping a team wins the Super Bowl that's not the Patriots, Giants, or Cowboys. Go Packers.
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Remember when the Jets had a clean shot at Brady when he was out in front of a running play and took a complete pass?
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thrilla in vanilla posted:Cedric Ogbuehi completely sucks rear end and now we're going to have to break the bank for a 36 year Andrew Whitworth. Kevin Zeitler might end up walking because of this situation despite being easily the most consistent dude on our line this year (non-Whit division). Peko should come back if he's cheap and with the knowledge that he'll get the boot if the young people we have show up. I'd be fine with that. Lewis already said there's gonna be a kicking competition and Bullock may/may not be a part of it.
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YES https://twitter.com/JimOwczarski/status/815983587447148544 YESSSSSSSSSS
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We looked like dogshit but still made the playoffs b[cause the rest of the division has stupid owners imploding their teams (rams, frisco) or are built on navajo burial grounds or whatever. Maybe we can sneak out a playoff win like in 2009 and make our draft poition worse but I doubt it. This team feels worse than the 09 squad. I hope one of those teams is desperate enough to poach Cable and/or Bevell from us.
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mcmagic posted:Remember when the Jets had a clean shot at Brady when he was out in front of a running play and took a complete pass? It was pretty great, Tom had a highlight package made for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgFkfY0kPAc
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Thank you for this fantastic gift, Kalli.
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Kawalimus posted:- Fire John Harbaugh
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mcmagic posted:Remember when the Jets had a clean shot at Brady when he was out in front of a running play and took a complete pass? Every one of those players should have been blacklisted faster than Michael Sam was.
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I would also like to list some positives to take away from this season. Andy Dalton is amazing. Brandon Lafell was a good signing. Cody Core and Tyler Boyd were both wildly underutilized but seem like solid picks for now. Vontaze Burfict only got one personal foul all year, and it was for pushing Roethlisborger down once which seems like a normal thing to do.
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Kawalimus posted:We lost to the Redskins at home. Beltway Bowl Champs!
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Bucs going 4-12 next year because the pendulum of progress has reached its apex
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The 49ers are rudderless, with an owner/CEO who could be a stand in at a Trump family reunion, and a roster with the most holes in the NFL. Positives: Several o-line players showed improvement over the season, with RT Trent Brown being a particular bright spot. The d-line looks to have a lot of emerging young talent (Armstead was looking great before his injury, Buckner & Blair had fantastic rookie seasons). The young CBs likewise look to have some breakout candidates (Ward, Robinson may turn out to be a fantastic duo if they can both stay healthy). Carlos Hyde is still awesome. Negatives: 4 coaches in 4 years. The players will have to learn yet another system. No QB (literally. Kap will almost certainly opt-out). No WRs (not quite as literal, but close enough to be true). One dimensional or poo poo TEs. Bowman has had two catastrophic leg injuries, and the rest of the LB corps is pretty hit-or-miss. The safeties are highly drafted question marks. No GM. Chief executives in charge of search are a doughy douchebag and an ex-hedgefund MBA. The loving Yorks.
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Philip Rivers Kirk Cousins Jameis Winston Andrew Luck Andey Dalton Joe Flacco Marcus Mariota Drew Brees All these QBs who will be on their couches as Brock Osweiler starts an NFL playoff game Mother of god (also Ryan Tannehill lol)
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Kawalimus posted:We lost to the Redskins at home. I hope you get mocked about losing a regular season football game daily for the next four years you giant baby
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Intruder posted:Philip Rivers The playoffs thread is over there, jerk
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a neat cape posted:I hope you get mocked about losing a regular season football game daily for the next four years you giant baby
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So, the Bills. They sure are a football team. Record: 7-9 One game worse than last year, which was one game worse than the year before that. It's never good to be stuck in neutral. Positves -LeSean McCoy was an absolute beast after Anthony Lynn took over the offense after Week 2. In fact, he basically was the offense. -Mike Gillislee, McCoy's back-up, is also good, giving us a good option to bring out to keep McCoy fresh. - Lorenzo Alexander had a break-out season that included 12.5 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, and a pick. Not too shabby for a 33 year-old signed to be a camp body. - Zach Brown, the other free agent linebacker we signed, was also amazing -Tyrod Taylor is a good quarterback -We fired Rex Ryan and his idiot brother, which is great, because our defensive personnel still is and always was best suited to a 4-3 Negatives -Sammy Watkins spent much of the year injured, and Robert Woods missed significant time as well. So did #3 wide receiver Marqise Goodwin. So we were forced to churn through the trash bin for wide receivers. -Jordan Mills is a bad right tackle. Seantrel Henderson has Crohn's and then got suspended 10 games. - Ronald Darby regressed terribly and Aaron Williams died(again), leaving to a revolving door of dregs at SS. Consequently, our secondary kinda blew. -Marcel Dareus loves weed, got suspended, his contract has no off-sets for suspensions even though he has a history of getting suspended. - The Bills apparently don't believe Tyrod Taylor is a good quarterback. E.J. Manuel is bad and a free agent. Cardale Jones is also bad. - Apparently the Pegulas are super meddlesome and/or Doug Whaley is a controlling dick. -Also the Pegulas know nothing about football Impending Free Agents of Note QB Tyrod Taylor?(the Bills would have to void his contract option) CB Stephon Gilmore ILB Zach Brown WR Robert Woods QB-Sneak "Specialist" E.J. Manuel
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a neat cape posted:I hope you get mocked about losing a regular season football game daily for the next four years you giant baby I'll punish myself for it, others abusing me is not necessary.
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Kawalimus posted:I'll punish myself for it, others abusing me is not necessary. Hah hah you lost. To us. Am I doing this right? Usually I'm the one being mocked so I wanted to be sure.
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a neat cape posted:The playoffs thread is over there, jerk Your team has been way better than mine as a whole over the last 14 years so I feel no guilt
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Small addendum to 49ers' postmortem: https://twitter.com/Jason_OTC/status/816075521163427842 https://twitter.com/Jason_OTC/status/816075728282386434 ...Chip Kelly wasn't the problem.
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PFF's top / bottom 5 grades of the year because these are always fun to chuckle at: Quarterback Top 5: 1. Tom Brady 99.3 2. Matt Ryan 93.1 3. Aaron Rodgers 92.6 4. Andrew Luck 92.1 5. Russell Wilson 88.6 Bottom 5: 1. Blaine Gabbert 39.0 2. Jared Goff 39.7 3. Brock Osweiler 39.8 4. Ryan Fitzpatrick 42.8 5. Trevor Siemian 43.3 Runningback Top 5: 1. Jay Ajayi 86.9 2. Le'Veon Bell 86.6 3. Ezekiel Elliot 86.3 4. David Johnson 83.2 5. Melvin Gordon 82.5 Bottom 5: 1. Justin Forsett 49.3 2a. Jeremy Langford 53.9 2b. Chris Ivory 53.9 4. Rashad Jennings 54.6 5. James Starks 55.8 Fullback Top 5: 1. Kyle Juszczyk 87.9 2. James Develin 87.1 3. Patrick DiMarco 84.4 4. Aaron Ripkowski 81.9 5. Andy Janovich 81.8 Bottom 5: 1. Derek Watt 40.1 2. Mike Tolbert 47.8 3. Jamize Olawale 52.6 4. Jalston Fowler 65.6 5. Anthony Sherman 71.2 Wide Receiver Top 5: 1. Mike Evans 93.2 2. Julio Jones 92.6 3. Antonio Brown 89.7 4. A.J. Green 88.1 5. T.Y. Hilton 87.3 Bottom 5: 1. Nelson Agholor 44.4 2. Torrey Smith 46.1 3. Braxton Miller 47.4 4. Jermaine Kearse 49.1 5. Jordan Norwood 49.4 Tight End Top 5: 1. Travis Kelce 88.5 2. Rob Gronkowski 88.2 3. Greg Olsen 87.5 4. Jimmy Graham 85.6 5a. Tyler Eifert 85.2 5b. Jordan Reed 85.2 Bottom 5: 1. Demetrius Harris 40.1 2. Luke Stocker 42.0 3. Will Tye 44.2 4. Kellen Davis 45.0 5. Garrett Celek 45.8 Offensive Tackle Top 5: 1. Trent Williams 93.2 2. Andrew Whitworth 91.3 3. David Bakhtiari 90.1 4. Joe Thomas 88.8 5. Jack Conklin 88.7 Bottom 5: 1. T.J. Clemmings 28.2 2. Donald Stephenson 28.7 3. George Fant 29.3 4. Bradley Sowell 33.4 5. Earl Watford 34.5 Offensive Guard Top 5: 1. Marshal Yanda 91.8 2. Kelechi Osemele 88.1 3. Zack Martin 87.8 4. Kevin Zeitler 87.6 5. Brandon Brooks 87.5 Bottom 5: 1. Germain Ifedi 36.5 2. Jermon Bushrod 41.2 3. Joshua Garnett 42.4 4. Tyler Shatley 42.6 5. Jonotthan Harrison 42.8 Center Top 5: 1. Matt Paradis 90.5 2. Alex Mack 90.3 3. Travis Frederick 89.9 4. Rodney Hudson 88.6 5. Brandon Linder 87.6 Bottom 5: 1. Zane Beadles 40.2 2. Graham Glasgow 42.7 3. Nick Easton 44.9 4. Kraig Urbik 48.5 5. Anthony Steen 48.9 Cornerback Top 5: 1. Chris Harris Jr. 91.7 2a. Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie 91.3 2b. Aqib Talib 91.3 4. A.J. Bouye 90.9 5a. Brent Grimes 90.8 5b. Malcolm Butler 90.8 Bottom 5: 1. Jalen Mills 34.6 2. Perrish Cox 34.9 3. Phillip Gaines 37.6 4. Damarious Randall 38.0 5. Tracy Porter 40.6 Safety Top 5: 1. Kam Chancellor 92.6 2. Eric Weddle 92.2 3. Landon Collins 92.1 4. Devin McCourty 89.2 5a. Tony Jefferson 88.6 5b. Rashad Jones 88.6 Bottom 5: 1. T.J. Green 38.7 2. Chris Conte 41.8 3. Roman Harper 47.7 4. Michael Griffin 49.7 5. Bacarri Rambo 49.9 Linebacker Top 5: 1. Luke Kuechly 92.9 2. Jerrell Freeman 92.7 3. Bobby Wagner 91.6 4. Sean Lee 88.6 5. Paul Posluszny 88.2 Bottom 5: 1. Jelani Jenkins 32.1 2. Rey Maualuga 37.9 3. Tahir Whitehead 38.2 4. Kelvin Sheppard 38.3 5. Michael Wilhoite 38.5 "Interior Defender" Top 5: 1. Aaron Donald 95.6 2. Calais Campbell 90.4 3. Ndamukong Suh 88.4 4. Kawann Short 87.4 5. Fletcher Cox 86.9 Bottom 5: 1. Jihad Ward 37.7 2. Glenn Dorsey 37.9 3. Kendall Langford 38.8 4. Akeem Spence 39.0 5. Maliek Collins 39.1 "Edge Defender" Top 5: 1. Khalil Mack 93.6 2. Brandon Graham 93.4 3. Cameron Jordan 92.0 4. Von Miller 90.6 5. Joey Bosa 90.0 Bottom 5: 1. DeVonte Lambert 36.7 2. Devin Taylor 38.1 3. Carl Nassib 40.8 4a. Jack Crawford 40.9 4b. Michael Johnson 40.9
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Just because, I looked at the teams with no head coaches this offseason and tried to find some positives and negatives for a new coach heading to any of them. I was mostly successful in putting together this short primer. Denver Broncos Former Coach: Gary Kubiak Reason for leaving: Health issues, retirement Positives for a new coach: suffocating defense, and I don't mean with a pillow, I mean airlock into space; great skill position players on offense in some areas; John Elway is one of the best GMs; this might be the best team looking for a new head coach by a wide margin Negatives for a new coach: Quarterback and O-Line are BAD, no guarantee they'll get better; expectations are unrealistically high for anyone coaching this team -- they're in superbowl or bust mode, so job security isn't a guarantee for losing out in the playoffs anymore Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego in Inglewood Former Coach: Mike McCoy Reason for leaving: fired for being bad and boring Positives for a new coach: extremely high talent level at most positions on offense and defense; top-tier quarterback in Philip Rivers; Tom Telesco is a competent GM that has shown significant progress in doing his job Negatives for a new coach: terrible and meddlesome owners; limited to no say in personnel decisions; spectre of moving to LA still present and might affect the roster adversely; hostile fanbase; limited/no depth at most positions; extremely bad O-Line that needs serious work to protect Rivers; limited window for working with Rivers; injuries to top-tier talent has been a thing with no way to know if it'll continue or get better Los Angeles Rams Former Coach: Jeff Fisher Reason for leaving: fired for being loving awful Positives for a new coach: young QB and RB; some great players still on the roster; can be seen as the savior of the franchise if team does well and bring back the Los Angeles crowd Negatives for a new coach: fickle fanbase with the lingering effects of the move from St Louis; limited talent on the roster with little/no depth at most positions; general manager is bad at drafting; have to play in the Colosseum Buffalo Bills Former Coach: Rex Ryan Reason for leaving: fired by impatient owners, but did severely mismanage the defense Positives for a new coach: competent offense; some good/great players on defense; best tailgate parties in the league Negatives for a new coach: meddlesome owners who think they're in playoffs-now mode; no depth at most positions; quite possibly the front office is stupid enough to let Tyrod Taylor go Jacksonville Jaguars Former Coach: Gus Bradley Reason for leaving: fired for being grossly incompetent Positives for a new coach: quite possibly the best roster one could hope for with a 3-13 team; young talent throughout the roster; owner and front office are not overly meddlesome; job security for a new coach given how long Bradley had with them; Khan might let a new coach swim in that baller pool in the stadium Negatives for a new coach: ownership and FO might actually be neglectful in their duties; Blake Bortles is not be a good QB and could drag a team down again; that one mascot that owned already retired Santa Clara 49ers Former Coach: Chip Kelly Reason for leaving: fired along with GM in a massive housecleaning Positives for a new coach: clean slate to work with Negatives for a new coach: Have to deal with Jed York; no depth or talent at any position aside from a small handful of players; fanbase has given up on the team; seriously get out before it consumes you; massive exodus of players over the last couple years should be a real warning; limited capacity to attract top-tier free agents outside of overpaying; don't do it, let some other dipshit coach this team and deal with that manchild who's playing with his parents toys aperion fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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Kalli posted:PFF's top / bottom 5 grades of the year because these are always fun to chuckle at: I refuse to believe that Cam Erving isn't a bottom 5 center. There's no goddamn way there's someone in this league worse at it. Also laffo the front office said they consider Nassib a corner stone of the defense. Need to revamp the analytics department. edit: also Christian Kirksey is better than Jamie Collins. Collins' habit of blowing TE coverages doesn't deserve the money he wants. Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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Lance of Llanwyln posted:So, the Bills. They sure are a football team. I wouldn't worry about being in neutral because you guys are now solidly in reverse.
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Kawalimus posted:We lost to the Redskins at home. 2 game winning streak vs Baltimore 
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Kalli posted:It was pretty great, Tom had a highlight package made for it: That was the worst thing I've ever seen.
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