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I wrote a poem about RacistGuidingLight: Oh my favorite poster your humor I do not struggle with If you were a real doll You'd be what I snuggle with The End
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RacistGuidingLight posted:Hey you're back Well after the loving dopes in C-SPAM in their stupid dipshit bubble told everyone Trump had no chance and mocked everyone that said he could win, I decided maybe I shouldn't be around those loving idiots anymore so now I'm back bothering people who watch a terrible show I gave up on awhile ago. I might be a little autistic. It stinks.
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Jan 3, 2017 02:21
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I wrote a haiku about RacistGuidingLight: His avatar? Nash His personality? Great His sex performance? The End
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Jan 3, 2017 02:26
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Erebus posted:But are you day crew or nite crew??? Oh who gives a poo poo, they're all a bunch of autists in fedoras.
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Jan 3, 2017 02:27
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RacistGuidingLight posted:I don't know about any of that, but watching WWE Raw and staying out of C-SPAM sounds like a solid plan. Nah I'm not watching Raw I'm just in the thread. The only thing on TV I watch is "Beat Bobby Flay."
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Jan 3, 2017 02:28
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RacistGuidingLight posted:You should turn it on. WWE Raw is very good. Oh bullshit.
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Jan 3, 2017 02:31
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achillesforever6 posted:Also gently caress Penn State and ESPN for pushing this redemption storyline Wait, redemption? PLEASE tell me not for the Sandusky scandal... 
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Jan 3, 2017 02:38
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Don't go to a gym, just eat a lot of blueberries and the antioxidants will take care of everything. Source: r/eatcheapandhealthy
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Jan 3, 2017 02:39
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Guys I'm signing up for match dot com: who here whats to help write my profile?
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Jan 3, 2017 02:43
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That DICK! posted:You're a stupid fat unlovable idiot and your face stinks and your voice sounds like a carnival But enough about Patrice O'Neal.
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Jan 3, 2017 02:45
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Jiro posted:May have rest in peace. Never forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD6o3jng-9E
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Jan 3, 2017 02:47
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Ok so here's my match profile so far: Hello ladies, your dreamboat has docked! I am a svelt biracial single male with a penchant for squeaky asians and thick latinas (dominican preferred, but I ain't picky). I am a lover of animals, I listen to only edgy comedians that give a big ol' middle finger to PC cis-gendered shitlords, and I once watched an entire gay porn to see if I was gay. (Turns out I wasn't.) I used to watch wrestling and I often spend my nights wondering what all my friends sound like when they cum. If you want to meet for coffee, reach out. I don't bite. ::winking face goes here:: Any tips? Tweaks? Critiques?
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Jan 3, 2017 02:53
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shiksa posted:oh so val venis, cool. Literally none of that was like Val Venis, you entitled cis-gender. Brock Lesnar posted:what do you sound like when you cum I'm a droning groaner. I don't growl, I don't moan, it's just a low rumbling "OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH....OOOOOOOOOHH...."
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Jan 3, 2017 02:58
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shiksa posted:well then punch it up to make it more like the valbowski this isnt hard dude you wanna get your dick wet or what But I don't wanna talk about Ron Paul.
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Jan 3, 2017 03:01
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RacistGuidingLight posted:Please write a promo in the style of Val Venis, owning the patriarchy and heteronormativity. Helllllooooooo llllllladies! ::diminishing returns:: Ya know the big valbowski sees a lot of women with testicles. And the big valbowski sees a lot of males with vaginas. But the big valbowski yada yada vote no on the bathroom bill.
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Jan 3, 2017 03:04
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MotU posted:oh shittttt thats really good too How about : how do you like your protein: rare ::slowly unzip pants:: or WELL DONE ::expose self::
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Jan 3, 2017 03:12
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wait here's a good fast food pickup line: Yes, i'll have one sex. Supersized please. To go.
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Jan 3, 2017 03:18
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Wait I have another fast food pickup line: ::ahem:: Yes, I'll have a hot butt full of farts. TWO Straws, please. ::wink afterward. Wink again if they don't wink back::
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Jan 3, 2017 03:21
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"I'll have the hot dog." "Okay, is that for here?" "No, it's for HERE" ::point to her vagina:: Man I am so good at pickup lines.
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Jan 3, 2017 03:26
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a.lo posted:thanks but im gay then replace ::point to her vagina:: with ::point to his butt or mouth::
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Jan 3, 2017 03:28
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"What can I get for you?" "I'll have the whopper combo with onion rings. To go." "Okay. Would you like to try one of our new desserts?" "Sure, I'll try the...creampie." 
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Jan 3, 2017 03:34
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BWV posted:you eat way too much fast food friend oh I thought it was only for fast food. Ok here's one for Applebees: "Hey guy! Welcome to Applebees!" "Thanks, i'll have the pot stickers!" "Great, anything else?" "Yes, I'll also have a side of the Hot Buttered You. Extra salty butt sweat."
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Jan 3, 2017 03:37
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Jerusalem posted:Did you start farting blood after the security guard beat you up? No I had C-Diff.
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Jan 3, 2017 03:37
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"Here's your check!" "and here's your tip" ::puts penis on check:: Ok i'm out of pickup lines.
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Jan 3, 2017 03:47
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Why are redditors so awful?
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Jan 3, 2017 03:51
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Ok what's worse: being on Reddit, or watching Raw?
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Jan 3, 2017 03:54
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RacistGuidingLight posted:Which do you enjoy more? Brandon Stroud's articles.
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Jan 3, 2017 03:58
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My roommate told me my match profile is bad and that I shouldn't get dating profile advice from a place called "Something Awful."
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Jan 3, 2017 04:03
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TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:I'm not surprised you are looking for someone new, she clearly has no idea what she's talking about. Very impassioned defense of the people here, TERRIBLE SHITLORD.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:05
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Jan 3, 2017 04:08
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Not too long ago I was watching old stuff of Mid-South and Memphis and Jim Crockett on the internet and really to be honest wrestling has always been 95% lame and dumb and 5% brilliance.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:11
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hulkamatt died? Now I feel bad for accusing him of protecting Captain Charisma and Rovert. 
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Jan 3, 2017 04:17
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BWV posted:this wasn't me Yeah I was gonna quote you saying Michael Cole yelling is the worst and write something but I forgot what it was, then I commented but I commented inside your quote instead of deleting it because I am a literally autistic poo poo for brains.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:19
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bartok posted:Hot take: The pilot for The Mick was decent. It's pretty much just Kaitlin Olsen playing Sweet Dee outside of Always Sunny but that ain't a bad thing. Kate Olson is funny as a motherfucker and I wish the "women are funny" narrative made her the face of it instead of Schumer.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:24
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I just bit into a piece of parmesan rind and now my teeth hurt.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:29
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Robert Plant posted:What kind of pick-up line is that? Your band is terrible and you're a pedophile.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:31
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DeepDickPizza posted:put that in your match profile Yo I'm switching to OK Cupid. Match is like a billion dollars a month, screw that.
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Jan 3, 2017 04:32
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a.lo posted:nice going, idiot I'M an idiot?? You're the one that farts on your own ballsack underside as a hobby!
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Jan 3, 2017 04:33
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DoctorGonzo posted:Jinder looks like Marc Mero An italian guy that pretends to be black?
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Why do you guys watch if the booking is so bad? I mean, saying "I like the wrestlers" isn't a very good reason. I mean, I like John Travolta as an actor sometimes but that doesn't mean I'm gonna watch Battlefield Earth, ya know?
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