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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


i finally got a ps4 so now i can play overwatch while watching Ram

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


did Mick Foley sell his skin/body

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Foley's face looks like an unfinished portrait

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I cant imagine getting through this program without Jericho

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


hahahahahahahhahahahaha

best real gimmick ever

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Foley forgetting who is in the match that was booked 30 seconds earlier in the segment was fantastic

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


It's so annoying that Rollin's role is just guy who fights with Roman but not really. Like he should be on a tear beating up NXT people until HHH comes back but instead he's stuck being part of this weird quartet

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


which one of you is the guy telling Kevin Owens to listen to Colin Cowherd ?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I'm going to drink a Rodenbach vintage. I only have a few left from the holidays but a show this good deserves it

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


bring glory back to these toilets

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


fart blood posted:

Ok so here's my match profile so far:

Hello ladies, your dreamboat has docked!

I am a svelt biracial single male with a penchant for squeaky asians and thick latinas (dominican preferred, but I ain't picky). I am a lover of animals, I listen to only edgy comedians that give a big ol' middle finger to PC cis-gendered shitlords, and I once watched an entire gay porn to see if I was gay. (Turns out I wasn't.)

I used to watch wrestling and I often spend my nights wondering what all my friends sound like when they cum.

If you want to meet for coffee, reach out. I don't bite. ::winking face goes here::


Any tips? Tweaks? Critiques?

probably should weigh in on whether Sasha Banks was always bad

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


did you know when you put Sami Zayne into google translate it responds with nothing b/c it doesnt care

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


if this was done better the crowd would yell "Ole" every time Sami dodges

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


will The Big Dog ever get revenge on Big Braun for hurting him

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Intruder posted:

I really don't understand this WWE storytelling where the good guy uses a bunch of weapons against a bad guy who refuses to lower himself to that level and uses only his own abilities

because Braun is the good guy because he is a big wrestleman and Sami is actually the bad guy because he wears a hat and is small.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


fart blood posted:

wait here's a good fast food pickup line:

Yes, i'll have one sex. Supersized please. To go.

only works when ur mom is working the counter

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


kayfabe Mick is the most incompetent gm

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


that little girl doesn't really thinks new day rocks tbh

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Terry Crews already did this and it was much better

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


fart blood posted:

"What can I get for you?"

"I'll have the whopper combo with onion rings. To go."

"Okay. Would you like to try one of our new desserts?"

"Sure, I'll try the...creampie." :grin:

you eat way too much fast food friend

gotta get some pick up lines for real restaurants

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Cole yelling spear is the worst

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


fart blood posted:

hulkamatt died?

Now I feel bad for accusing him of protecting Captain Charisma and Rovert. :smith:

this wasn't me :confused:

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


a.lo posted:

Some of you guys have this mentality that as soon as Roman no longer has the title, it’s gonna automatically mean something again. Which is far from the truth.

It’s not Roman’s fault the US title has barely any meaning anymore. That’s creative’s fault.

You can’t just pop the title onto someone else and then it automatically has meaning. You have to give it and the titleholder meaningful storylines and feuds. You have to put effort into it and make it have meaning again.

But whatever, I guess.

Right, but other people on the program have more room for interesting storylines that aren't reliant on them being the biggest baddest dog in the business. Other people have had the belt and made it good, mostly because they weren't being simultaneously booked as being the top guy and the belt holder

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


this Raw has been terrible

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


human sign is pretty great

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Jiro posted:

........Why is that guy standing there????

needed someone to hold the sign

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


what if goldberg is behind the guy who is holding the sign

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


speaking of the big dog

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I hope Dana Brooke is next

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


gross

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