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TayIor Swift

by zen death robot
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'You spent £2,000 on chicken fillets!' Brad Holmes mad at with Jenny

vanisher

£very £longated £arthworm £ats £dible l£aves



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joke_explainer


Pretty good deal to be honest. Would be like 2,849 GBP for boneless skinless chicken breast at my local prices. So nearly a third off in bulk. Just need to get all that stuff in a really cold chest freezer, and start planning chicken meals.

bean mom

if this ever happens to you, refuse the delivery. Don't let them bring it inside. Just a life pro-tip. The fact they let it inside constitutes acceptance of delivery, and they're chicken out of luck.

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i.. i don't speak kilograms

:ohdear:

Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


Luvcow posted:

i.. i don't speak kilograms

:ohdear:

It's about 150 cloves, or 34 slug.

vanisher

Tiberius Thyben posted:

It's about 150 cloves, or 34 slug.



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social vegan



they should cook it into a car and now it's an affordable car that smells good for a while

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Tiberius Thyben posted:

It's about 150 cloves, or 34 slug.

oh ok

vanisher

Seriously lol if you don't start your new restaurant up with at LEAST 33 slug of each key ingredient on your menu.

(reading recipe)

2 slug of roast beef
3 carpenters halves of diced mushroom (assorted)
1/2 kg water (toasted)



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ive had it up to here with jenny *uses 500kg of chicken to demonstrate the quantity of his frustration*

social vegan



Darkman Fanpage posted:

ive had it up to here with jenny *uses 500kg of chicken to demonstrate the quantity of his frustration*

what do you think jenny 2? *uses broom to shake large pillow stuffed with chicken breasts with crudely drawn face* "too much chicken"

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Luvcow posted:

i.. i don't speak kilograms

:ohdear:

60 furlongs, or a little over 2 leagues

social vegan



2000 breasts beneath the coffee table

Elusif

yobbers sure have a way with words

mysterious frankie

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
*goes into bedroom* oh jen, there is crates of potatoes stacked up to me tits in here. what's next, jen? pork cutlets in the bathroom? is the shed stuffed with aubergines, jen? there had better not be one single aubergine in that garden shed when I go out there, jen.

oh jen.

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social vegan



mysterious frankie posted:

*goes into bedroom* oh jen, there is crates of potatoes stacked up to me tits in here. what's next, jen? pork cutlets in the bathroom? is the shed stuffed with aubergines, jen? there had better not be one single aubergine in that garden shed when I go out there, jen.

oh jen.

lmfbo

Im Ready for DEATH

YIKES

Arkanomen

All he wants is a hug
She overpaid a little . I get Chicken breasts for like $1.79/lb. She paid about $2.22/lb. She got 1100 lbs though. A literal ton of chicken.

Wife says I eat 5lbs a week so I eat about a 1/4 of that a year and chicken keeps for 9-12 months.

I guess if you can store a ton of frozen and love it as much as I do that could last you all year and isn't too much.

I just realized how much I spend on chicken but it's ok. I like chicken.

social vegan



almost instantly runs out of fingers to lick

Manifisto


boil it all down to chicken demi-glace

should get almost a full cup


ty nesamdoom!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


That's a really big chicken

social vegan



*rests raw chicken breast shaped into cup and filled with chicken breast on chicken breast coaster* ...o-only 2 more weeks of this

alnilam

Arkanomen posted:

A literal ton of chicken.

Half a ton :goonsay:

google THIS

social vegan posted:

they should cook it into a car and now it's an affordable car that smells good for a while

the goddamn bokcar

Mariana Horchata

google THIS posted:

the goddamn bokcar




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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
nice one fat man^^^


srsly dont these folks know how to have a cookout or nothin

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