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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

happy nu yr ginnme a lego set

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 01:38

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

QuoProQuid posted:

Beta-1 Command Base

e: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5388&...rsonal%29+Space

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at May 9, 2017 around 04:31

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 03:34

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Sitting Here posted:

God:

rhino

lol@u if u write about writing

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 06:12

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

great, i can't wait to read more bad words

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 08:54

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

haha just kidding, if i were that invested in reading bad words i would just subscribe to lowtax's twitter. anyway pls write some good words

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 08:57

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Entenzahn posted:

rhino finish your loving noir crits or BRAWL ME YOU SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR THESE CRITS AND THEN I WILL END YOU TOO

THREE ROUNDS

what if............... i don't!

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 02:52

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

sebmojo posted:

ok so sounds like a brawl awesome, gimme like 500 words on the magisterial RISE OF THE CHAOS WIZARDS by GLORYHAMMER may not contain chaos, or wizards due in oh idk high noon nz time on 13 Jan 2016

e: https://thunderdome.cc/brawls.php?story=480

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at May 9, 2017 around 04:33

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 13:26

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

sparksbloom posted:

Week #221 Crits: Flash Frontier Bird Week

these are great crits, thank you 😍😘

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 07:21

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

video games are bad

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 15:21

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

HELLO IT IS ME,

A RHINO

AND I HAVE MADE THE CRITS OF THE WEEK OF THE TWO HUNDREDTH AND THIRTY SECONDETH WEEK "I want to crit your blood" MADE KNOWN TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ENTERED, pls note that these views are subjective and also i was increasingly grumpier by the hour as i was doing them because i was in a loving FULL DAY CONFERENCE FULL OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES and done on a WEEKEND! MY WEEKEND! and also IT HAS BAD ENTERTAINMENT!!!! incl a guy who THINKS SCREAMING AND SINGING 90S MUSIC AND BRINGING EMPLOYEES ONSTAGE IS TOP TIER COMEDY!!!!!!!!! i'm still v mad abt that srsly, jfc, i'm so mad i can't even finish this sentence properly ALSO SOMEONE loving WROTE OVERWATCH SLASH FICTION THIS WEEK !!!!!!!!!!!! I AM JUST BEYOND RAGING AT THIS POINT I CANNOT, I AM CANNOTING HARDER THAN EVER, I WANT TO JUST loving KILL ALL OF U kiding i <3 u all,

ok bye

http://imgur.com/a/goGfa

preview:

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 03:09

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

really how the hell is video game avatar shooty man slash fiction of them NOT EVEN HAVING SEX, JESUS CHRIST something from your heart, it might as well be the glowing pulsating red heart that pops up as the "SHOOT HERE PLEASE" at the very last stage of a video game and then you shoot it and then we get the credits sequence and i'm not sure where i'm getting into, but that pulsating red target video game heart doesn't even have a valve open to insert a boner so WHAT THE gently caress, MAN

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 03:13

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Kaishai posted:

What Music He Makes
(500 words)

i'm literally in tears r n

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 02:39

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Chili posted:

wanna pet that cat

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 04:03

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

in, give me the flash kaishai

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 06:22

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

E: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5614&...na+Del+Teatrale

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at Apr 17, 2017 around 06:55

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 04:28

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Flash me fam

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 09:18

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Yeah hit me with anything

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 16:59

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

I'll take Adjustment Disorder

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 15:33

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

k. flash

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 02:59

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Djeser posted:

Trying to ruin a garden. Better see a toxx too.

Y o L O

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 10:21

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Djeser posted:

Trying to ruin a garden. Better see a toxx too.

Chomp
(1,666 words)
e: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5657&title=Chomp

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at May 9, 2017 around 04:34

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 13:21

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

prompt

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 07:00

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

In with smart pills technology

# ¿ May 2, 2017 01:41

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

e: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5690&...An+Oral+History

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at May 9, 2017 around 04:31

# ¿ May 8, 2017 04:27

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

ok throw me in with a cover page

# ¿ May 12, 2017 01:45

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Maybe Next Time Just Do a Divorce Like a Normal Person, Okay
An extra story in Rho-Man Issue #298!
(<1500 words)

https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5700&...+Person%2C+Okay

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at Dec 28, 2017 around 01:23

# ¿ May 15, 2017 04:28

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

sebmojo posted:

I'll post crits of all stories by entry deadline this week or give myself a gigantically retarded av.

do both u failbot

# ¿ May 15, 2017 05:57

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

sebmojo posted:

fixed link. still no av suggestions

danke

also here

e: alternatively

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at May 16, 2017 around 02:11

# ¿ May 16, 2017 02:09

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

k in i guess

# ¿ May 17, 2017 01:54

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Bunnies, Dust
(<1150 words)

https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5712&...Bunnies%2C+Dust

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at Dec 28, 2017 around 01:24

# ¿ May 22, 2017 03:52

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

wizin

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 01:46

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

K in

# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 15:06

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

What is Superman Ice Cream? - Comments by a Viewer

https://thunderdome.cc/?story=6120&...nts+by+a+Viewer

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at Dec 28, 2017 around 01:24

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 05:03

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

i ate an ice cream

# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 05:13

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

prompt me 💕thranguy💕

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 06:13

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

not again!

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 04:06

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

me reading your bad words

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 04:26

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

in i guess

# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 01:48

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Happy birthday jerk
Your writings ok, I guess
Cheers to you, that's all

# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 12:31

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning

Rage Quit, Restart (<1410 words)

PROMPT: Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge

https://thunderdome.cc/?story=6216&...Quit%2C+Restart

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at Dec 28, 2017 around 01:25

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 07:28

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