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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

happy nu yr ginnme a lego set

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

e: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5388&title=The+Terrible+Truth+of+%28Personal%29+Space

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 04:31 on May 9, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.


lol@u if u write about writing

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

great, i can't wait to read more bad words

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

haha just kidding, if i were that invested in reading bad words i would just subscribe to lowtax's twitter. anyway pls write some good words

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Entenzahn posted:

rhino finish your loving noir crits or BRAWL ME YOU SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR THESE CRITS AND THEN I WILL END YOU TOO

THREE ROUNDS

what if............... i don't!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

sebmojo posted:


ok so sounds like a brawl awesome, gimme like 500 words on the magisterial RISE OF THE CHAOS WIZARDS by GLORYHAMMER :siren:may not contain chaos, or wizards :siren: due in oh idk high noon nz time on 13 Jan 2016
e: https://thunderdome.cc/brawls.php?story=480

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 04:33 on May 9, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

sparksbloom posted:

Week #221 Crits: Flash Frontier Bird Week

these are great crits, thank you 😍😘

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

video games are bad

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

HELLO IT IS ME, :siren: A RHINO :siren: AND I HAVE MADE THE CRITS OF THE WEEK OF THE TWO HUNDREDTH AND THIRTY SECONDETH WEEK "I want to crit your blood" MADE KNOWN TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ENTERED, pls note that these views are subjective and also i was increasingly grumpier by the hour as i was doing them because i was in a loving FULL DAY CONFERENCE FULL OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES and done on a WEEKEND! MY WEEKEND! and also IT HAS BAD ENTERTAINMENT!!!! incl a guy who THINKS SCREAMING AND SINGING 90S MUSIC AND BRINGING EMPLOYEES ONSTAGE IS TOP TIER COMEDY!!!!!!!!! i'm still v mad abt that srsly, jfc, i'm so mad i can't even finish this sentence properly ALSO SOMEONE loving WROTE OVERWATCH SLASH FICTION THIS WEEK !!!!!!!!!!!! I AM JUST BEYOND RAGING AT THIS POINT I CANNOT, I AM CANNOTING HARDER THAN EVER, I WANT TO JUST loving KILL ALL OF U kiding i <3 u all,

ok bye


http://imgur.com/a/goGfa


preview:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

really how the hell is video game avatar shooty man slash fiction of them NOT EVEN HAVING SEX, JESUS CHRIST something from your heart, it might as well be the glowing pulsating red heart that pops up as the "SHOOT HERE PLEASE" at the very last stage of a video game and then you shoot it and then we get the credits sequence and i'm not sure where i'm getting into, but that pulsating red target video game heart doesn't even have a valve open to insert a boner so WHAT THE gently caress, MAN

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Kaishai posted:

What Music He Makes
(500 words)

i'm literally in tears r n

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.


wanna pet that cat

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

in, give me the flash kaishai

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

E: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5614&title=Five+Facts+on+the+Death+of+Signora+Reina+Del+Teatrale

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Apr 17, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Flash me fam

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Yeah hit me with anything

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

I'll take Adjustment Disorder

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

k. flash

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Djeser posted:

Trying to ruin a garden. Better see a toxx too.

Y o L O :toxx:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Djeser posted:

Trying to ruin a garden. Better see a toxx too.

Chomp
(1,666 words)
e: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5657&title=Chomp

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 04:34 on May 9, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

prompt

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

In with smart pills technology

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

e: https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5690&title=Makes+You+Think%3A+An+Oral+History

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 04:31 on May 9, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

ok throw me in with a cover page

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Maybe Next Time Just Do a Divorce Like a Normal Person, Okay
An extra story in Rho-Man Issue #298!
(<1500 words)

https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5700&title=Maybe+Next+Time+Just+Do+a+Divorce+Like+a+Normal+Person%2C+Okay

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Dec 28, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

sebmojo posted:

I'll post crits of all stories by entry deadline this week or give myself a gigantically retarded av.

do both u failbot

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

sebmojo posted:

fixed link. still no av suggestions :choco:

danke

also here



e: alternatively

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 02:11 on May 16, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

k in i guess

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Bunnies, Dust
(<1150 words)

https://thunderdome.cc/?story=5712&title=Bunnies%2C+Dust

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Dec 28, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

wizin

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

K in

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

What is Superman Ice Cream? - Comments by a Viewer

https://thunderdome.cc/?story=6120&title=What+is+Superman+Ice+Cream%3F+-+Comments+by+a+Viewer

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Dec 28, 2017

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

i ate an ice cream

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

prompt me 💕thranguy💕

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

not again!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

me reading your bad words

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

in i guess

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Happy birthday jerk
Your writings ok, I guess
Cheers to you, that's all

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

Rage Quit, Restart (<1410 words)

PROMPT: Bad Rats: The Rats' Revenge


https://thunderdome.cc/?story=6216&title=Rage+Quit%2C+Restart

The Saddest Rhino fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Dec 28, 2017

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