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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Anthem stripped away the TNA and in doing so killed their greatest fan. At least he got to see Aron Rex before the end :(

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


lol

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

DJExile posted:

I get what you're saying here but to your last point.... who?

This isn't to say Rex is any good but holy poo poo the rest of this roster is the Hardys, Lashley... are the Wolves still there? and then a litany of nobodies.

Bram. He's contracted until the heat death of the universe, you know.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tato posted:

Anthem stripped away the TNA and in doing so killed their greatest fan. At least he got to see Aron Rex before the end :(

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

flashy_mcflash posted:

Really hosed up that rovert never reported that Chris Regal was TNA superfan Miguel Ferrer all along.

LOL

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I can't believe TNA even outlived it's fans.

RIP Chris, I hope defending this stupid, worthless company distracted you from the horrifying shitshow that is cancer.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

My spouse came in from the next room as I was playing this to ask "Is TNA really ripping off Bobby loving Roode?"

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/AronsThoughts/status/822464577128386560 https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/822566721378811904 https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/822567880780812295

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Aron Rex loving sucks.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

DoctorGonzo posted:

Aron Rex is the new Big Dog

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

scoop: aron rex is not a sandwich

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Was anyone clamoring for an even worse Johnny B. Badd gimmick in 2017?

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Codependent Poster posted:

Was anyone clamoring for an even worse Johnny B. Badd gimmick in 2017?

Jeff Jarrett certainly was

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

basille baraka

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
i just finished reading Russos second book and he actually says that Morgan was part of the booking team with him, Dutch and Jarret..

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

TheCool69 posted:

i just finished reading Russos second book and he actually says that Morgan was part of the booking team with him, Dutch and Jarret..

Wow, he really is the blueprint.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Flight Bisque posted:

scoop: aron rex is not a sandwich

Counterpoint: Aron Rex is a poo poo sandwich.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Is there anything in the world TNA can do that Garrett Kidney wouldn't slobber over

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Gavok posted:

Counterpoint: Aron Rex is a poo poo sandwich.

Or is he a giant douche?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Codependent Poster posted:

Was anyone clamoring for an even worse Johnny B. Badd gimmick in 2017?

Johnny B. Badd was pretty over when he turned face, right before he left, iirc. :iiam:

Ratedargh
Feb 20, 2011

Wow, Bob, wow. Fire walk with me.

whiteyfats posted:

Johnny B. Badd was pretty over when he turned face, right before he left, iirc. :iiam:

Not to go down this unnecessary rabbit hole, but Badd was mostly a babyface through his WCW tenure...wasn't he?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Ratedargh posted:

Not to go down this unnecessary rabbit hole, but Badd was mostly a babyface through his WCW tenure...wasn't he?
He was a butthole as a babyface to DDP but yeah, he was supposed to be.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

The few reviews for the Jeff Jarrett Engraved Guitar on ShopTNA.com are great

quote:

5 stars
Superb instrument
GuitarMan NoHands (USofA) 1/14/2017 12:13 AM
I often play it with no hands, wink wink, nudge nudge, honk honk.

quote:

5 stars
Jeff Jarrett's My New Dad
Shlane Bleppo (A Net) 1/5/2017 12:52 PM
My dad got me this guitar and now I consider Jeff Jarrett to be my new father.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The only thing Jarrett will ever get 5 stars for.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
I don't think it's fair for TNA to let Kurt Angle's kids post merchandise reviews.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Pope Corky the IX posted:

My spouse came in from the next room as I was playing this to ask "Is TNA really ripping off Bobby loving Roode?"

And then, as soon as he opened his mouth, "Oh, this is gay panic bullshit. And he's a heel, isn't he?"

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

what are the worst TNA names besides the obvious ones of Aron Rex, Baron Dax, and Crazzy Steve

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Rellik

But just in case you didn't know, Rellik is Killer spelled backwards!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

MinibarMatchman posted:

what are the worst TNA names besides the obvious ones of Aron Rex, Baron Dax, and Crazzy Steve

Basile Baraka, partner of Baron Dax.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Crazzy Steve is the worst imo because I can only ever pronounce it as it's written.

He will never be Crazy, only Crazzy.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MinibarMatchman posted:

what are the worst TNA names besides the obvious ones of Aron Rex, Baron Dax, and Crazzy Steve

The Dupps.

Bubba The Love Sponge :v:

Big Fat Oily Guy

Syxx-Pac

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.

MinibarMatchman posted:

what are the worst TNA names besides the obvious ones of Aron Rex, Baron Dax, and Crazzy Steve

Micah.

So underwhelming.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Richard and Rod Johnson

Cheex

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

MinibarMatchman posted:

what are the worst TNA names besides the obvious ones of Aron Rex, Baron Dax, and Crazzy Steve

Braxton Sutter

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

tao of lmao posted:

Crazzy Steve is the worst imo because I can only ever pronounce it as it's written.

He will never be Crazy, only Crazzy.

Same. Rhymes with snazzy.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
The answer is Black Reign

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Rosie Lottalove

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I can't tell if Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are wrestler names or porn star names

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Benne posted:

I can't tell if Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are wrestler names or porn star names

didn't tna actually have a porn star gimmick once

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