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Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

The best part is the response to the "you're a genius" chant was "That was just a gimmick."

YOU DON'T SAY.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

quote:

Aron Rex

Right here on Impact Wrestling, right here in TNA, this is the proving ground where a talent can pass or fail, succeed or not succeed, based on talent alone.

And if they're really good, WWE will offer them a contract!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A.J is the best wrestler in the WWE right now and ARON REX is on MEH TNA.

Fact check: true!!

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Also it's pretty funny that Rex is talking about succeeding on talent alone when TNA basically handed him a title and a high spot on the card the second he signed because he was with WWE.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Aron Rex posted:

I'm going to keep it real with you guys -- my name is Aron and as of right now, as of this second, from this very moment, starting now, this is the genesis of Aron Rex.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

grack posted:

Also it's pretty funny that Rex is talking about succeeding on talent alone when TNA basically handed him a title and a high spot on the card the second he signed because he was with WWE.

this was also the company that hosed over Bobby Roode's monster push because "he ain't ready brother"

YOU WANNA SHOOT COWBOY LET'S SHOOT

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Aron Rex may have been brought onboard because he looks like a guy Billy Corgan knew once(who is now very dead)

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Between the Hardys and now Aron Rex, I'm excited about the upcoming TNA tapings. I'm glad they didn't die for once.

In anticipation, someone post the Aron Rex kip-up GIF where he barely makes it and his titties jiggle please.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



He's just following the Chris Hero model

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Endless Mike posted:

He's just following the Chris Hero model

Chris Hero is following the Cheek model so it all comes around in one big circle

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

God it's so mesmerizing. The way he just barely makes it, is obviously worried he won't so he uses the arm, then still has to do the "TA DA!" motion like he pulled something amazing off.

Aron Rex owns.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

IN A RELEASE THAT SAW NAMES LIKE RYAN REEVES AND CODY RHODES, THIS MAN'S NAME LOOKED LIKE A MISTAKE, A TYPO ON A WORD DOCUMENT

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

All the TNA matches I've seen of Aron Rex's(and by seen, I skipped over that poo poo) he looks like he's wrestling just to collect a paycheck. Which makes his TNA run even funnier.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Yay https://twitter.com/SCsirens/status/816657869072310272

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


La Luchadora crossover

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


POP added to Hulu's new live streaming TV service. TNA will be available to cord cutters in the coming months

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
411Mania and a couple dirtsheets say TNA's trying to re-sign Del Rio

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

411Mania and a couple dirtsheets say TNA's trying to re-sign Del Rio

Man's gotta add to his list of promotions he no-shows

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

they should give him the Impact Grand Championship

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

OK marks I'm TNA now talk about it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


HOTLANTA MAN posted:

411Mania and a couple dirtsheets say TNA's trying to re-sign Del Rio

No loving way he's gonna do even 3 tapings in a week, let alone 9 in two

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

oatgan posted:

they should give him the Impact Grand Championship

I'm pretty sure it's included with everyone's "Welcome Aboard!" fruit basket.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/816806545728147456

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Had a thought, aren't the Hardys' contracts coming up soon? After the Bucks called them out at WK11, idk if they're going to stay in TNA or move to New Japan or what

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the plan was hardys/bucks in ROH during Wrestlemania weekend last i heard

Sub Rosa
Jun 9, 2010




Aww, I was hoping the Bucks would have a surprise appearance at Omega Bowl.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

awe, meh tna

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The Hardys could probably make a good living just doing their thing on Youtube and taking indie bookings, where they can pretty much name their own price.

Apparently Matt was really smart about saving his WWE money, which is part of why they're so loaded now.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

the plan was hardys/bucks in ROH during Wrestlemania weekend last i heard

In a match for a previously sold out show that might make it to VOD iirc

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Benne posted:

The Hardys could probably make a good living just doing their thing on Youtube and taking indie bookings, where they can pretty much name their own price.

Apparently Matt was really smart about saving his WWE money, which is part of why they're so loaded now.

Are you questioning Jeff's fiduciary acumen

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Drew Galloway is wrestling for WCPW on Thursday and Friday in Liverpool. So that would keep him off tomorrow's live Impact and the live PPV as well, at least.

https://twitter.com/GallowaySpeaks/status/816781172143484928

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/Justin_SofOK/status/816813279377059840

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

flashy_mcflash posted:

Drew Galloway is wrestling for WCPW on Thursday and Friday in Liverpool. So that would keep him off tomorrow's live Impact and the live PPV as well, at least.

https://twitter.com/GallowaySpeaks/status/816781172143484928

Drew is just looking for more money from TNA. Nothing WWE related.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

rovert posted:

Drew is just looking for more money from TNA. Nothing WWE related.

Wasn't implying that, but if he misses the weekend as well that's like a month worth of Impacts at minimum

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Benne posted:

The Hardys could probably make a good living just doing their thing on Youtube and taking indie bookings, where they can pretty much name their own price.

Apparently Matt was really smart about saving his WWE money, which is part of why they're so loaded now.

Cheeseburgers are cheaper, as a habit, than ALL THE DRUGS.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

flashy_mcflash posted:

Wasn't implying that, but if he misses the weekend as well that's like a month worth of Impacts at minimum

No worries. Just wanted to work that in for a while.

Drew and Grados UK gigs pay more than TNA. US talent have booked themselves out in the UK only for TNA to announce a taping often to much anger as again UK shots pay more and it ruins their personal rep with UK promoters.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Yeah TNAs really poo poo about that.
http://www.prestoncitywrestling.com/news/2016/03/26/tna-pull-ec3

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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
At this point who cares about tna. They should have died like ten times already

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