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And that's why you don't let children watch Bambi.
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idiot deers they get horny and have sex with each other and lay 30,000 deer eggs and suddenly your smashing into them on your motorcycle or chasing your dog around while it sprints desperately away hauling half a deer carcass. when i was a kid i had to sit around at dusk and shoot deer with an air rifle so they wouldnt eat all the tamaters. i had to slit a deer throat after it got tangled up in a barbed wire fence like a retard. every member of my immediate family has killed a deer with an automobile. you dont even need to hunt them anymore theyre more than capable of killing themselves and theres always about 7 or 8 little bambis ready to replace them. kill all the deer and eat their flesh is whatnibalways say What I am saying is never stop the crusade against deer. Good eating and good riddance 
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Deer have exactly 4 behaviors: 1. Nibbling plants 2. Pooping little pellets 3. Leaping majestically 20 feet in a random direction at the last possible second 4. Head wrastlin' 5. Making babies The modern world has removed all their natural predators and throws as lot of really weird stuff at them they aren't programmed for
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Proof evolution isn't real, thanks Midwest thread
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naem posted:Deer have exactly 4 behaviors: It's hosed up that coyote season is year round, yet deer has tags and you can rarely shoot FEMALES
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Burt Sexual posted:It's hosed up that coyote season is year round, yet deer has tags and you can rarely shoot FEMALES Co-yotes et mah chikunz! Deer don't tend to endanger livestock, but it is kinda bullshit.
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Brand us as livestock, soylent green becomes real at the cost of 365 deer hunts. Seems like a win-win, we could also use a culling after deer. Pennywise the Frown posted:Wisconsin's gray wolf population is growing. Breed? 
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Wisconsin's gray wolf population is growing. Eat those loving horned rats. Breed..... BREED!!!!!
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Note that if you see deer and slow down or stop, you aren't guaranteed protected. They will happily ram their stupid heads into the side of your car and cave the door in. Deer are so goddamn dumb. Blue Train posted:Proof evolution isn't real, thanks Midwest thread Kansas doing what it does best.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Co-yotes et mah chikunz! Deer eat shitloads of corn. Them sons a bitches.
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Runkles100 Deer Crop Damage 50 Cal BMG 902 yds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flQpeAIuLh8
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Oooooo I forgot about this! I was at Ft. McCoy and got to hang out with the arty guys. Then I went to hang with the FOs to call it in with a wonderful front row view. There were a bunch of deer on the range...... heh. I didn't see them explode but I did see them disappear into a ball of fire and smoke. Killing deer with the might of the US Army. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jan 25, 2017 |
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Has anyone posted one of those "hunting feral pigs from a helicopter with automatic weapons" yet
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naem posted:hunting feral pigs from a helicopter with automatic weapons As is tradition.
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PM for more clips of four-legged mammals getting the gently caress annihilated by modern and superior destructive technology 
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YouTube pink mist
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Ok, who didn't expand that to full screen? Liar
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Oooooo I forgot about this! I was at Ft. McCoy and got to hang out with the arty guys. Then I went to hang with the FOs to call it in with a wonderful front row view. There were a bunch of deer on the range...... heh. I didn't see them explode but I did see them disappear into a ball of fire and smoke. Aiming usually isn't their best, so good on them practicing.
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My story is the best. No competition. 155mm of HE vaporizing a family of deer. Bambi, you go out with your folks this time. No movie. edit: Burt Sexual posted:Aiming usually isn't their best, so good on them practicing. It was cool. They were dead on with the first few rounds. The FOs were wearing sandals and boonies with loving iced drinks. Must be experienced. And no civilians were killed. Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jan 25, 2017 |
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Jan 25, 2017 02:41
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naem posted:Has anyone posted one of those "hunting feral pigs from a helicopter with automatic weapons" yet I don't think we have feral pigs in the midwest. that's more of a Texas, Louisiana thing.
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BgRdMchne posted:I don't think we have feral pigs in the midwest. that's more of a Texas, Louisiana thing. There are tons of feral pigs in the rural parts of the southeast. I have a friend from southern Alabama with family that, uhhh, services that market.
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Pigfucker eh? Noble profession
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My Man Shran posted:There are tons of feral pigs in the rural parts of the southeast. Where's the southeast ferel pig gently caress thread? Bc I want to read that. Not here though
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We do have a lot of hog farms here, though. Here's the World's Largest Boar at the 1012 Indiana State Fair: 
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BgRdMchne posted:We do have a lot of hog farms here, though. Just look at her.
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Burt Sexual posted:Just look at her. I am! I am!
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BgRdMchne posted:We do have a lot of hog farms here, though. Yea she's impressive but what's that bear looking thing
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BgRdMchne posted:We do have a lot of hog farms here, though. Awww they gave her a sash and a crown.
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VendaGoat posted:Awww they gave her a sash and a crown. Did u see my post? My coat tails are only so big.
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Burt Sexual posted:Did u see my post? My coat tails are only so big. It's ok to be proud of your daughter. She won, you must be so happy!
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Burt Sexual posted:Did u see my post? My coat tails are only so big. 
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Here's a map showing feral swine detected throughout the country. I know for a fact they've been killed in my home region in South Central Missouri.
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BgRdMchne posted:We do have a lot of hog farms here, though. I'm the purebred queen
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BgRdMchne posted:We do have a lot of hog farms here, though. I can't imagine they sell a lot of mirrors in the Midwest.
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