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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/03/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-2017-resolution-visit-us-states?CMP=twt_gu


The literal worst person on the planet, the man who knows everything about you (yes, you the person loving reading this), is going to be running for political office. Some day. Maybe soon.

Techno tyranny. Facebook nation. This is what alex jones has been warning about for decades.

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
cut out the middle man and make facebook president

figure out what different people want the government to be doing and send tailored fake news assuring them that's what the government is doing

deadgoon has issued a correction as of 11:32 on Jan 4, 2017

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
truly a cyberpunk future

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
stab ur facebook

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I lust for the sweet techno tyranny of Oakenfold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQu4WYT1fdA

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

replace the electoral college with a like button

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Baloogan posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jan/03/mark-zuckerberg-facebook-2017-resolution-visit-us-states?CMP=twt_gu


The literal worst person on the planet, the man who knows everything about you (yes, you the person loving reading this), is going to be running for political office. Some day. Maybe soon.

Techno tyranny. Facebook nation. This is what alex jones has been warning about for decades.

When he announced he was embracing religion it was immediately clear to me what he was doing, lol

So does Zuck run in 2020 to try to primary Trump (or replace him after impeachment), or do you think they'll hold off until 2024 to run him? I mean I guess he could be running for a congressional seat or governor's office, but lol, 50 state national tour?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Lol Dems are going to vote for this guy.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Fidel Cuckstro posted:

Lol Dems are going to vote for this guy.

:ssh: Zuck is a republican

HailHorrorHail
Jun 9, 2015


Mark Cuckerberg imo

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Mirthless posted:

:ssh: Zuck is a republican

didn't stop them with Hillary

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
can't cuck the zuck

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mirthless posted:

:ssh: Zuck is a republican

For every democrat we lose, we'll pick up two republicans

*computer chair finally buckles, causing Doritos to fly everywhere*

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
"Vote for me or I will post one message a day you deleted before sending to an ex on your wall"

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

i refuse

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
here's hoping facebook goes broke, because the little poo poo deserves it

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Oh fuuuuck no.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

rudatron posted:

here's hoping facebook goes broke, because the little poo poo deserves it

facebook is the one social network that makes money unfortunately, it's twitter that's probably going to go broke

furthermore bernie would have won

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Priscilla Chan

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
gently caress it, bring on the neon dystopia

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i am not a slave to zuckerberg

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
everything about facebook is bad. the interfeace, the video hosting, the pm system. everything. for some people facebook is the entire internet to them.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i am not a slave to zuckerberg

:same:

get hosed zuck


you won't find me on AltaVista
cult classic not bestseller, you're gonna need more power
plug in the three phase and the generator, crank it up to gigawatts

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
*posts an optical illusion that looks like a duck is on fire*

*gets banned*

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
this is why I post on the only social network not run by silicon valley robber barons: The Something Awful Forums

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
No one under the age of 30 really uses Facebook so he will have a hard time locking up that all important Youth Vote

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
can we hurry up and get the new social network, so that facebook gets the myspace treatment

also can it's owner not be a dickbag

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

more like FUCKERBERG!!!!

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

rudatron posted:

can we hurry up and get the new social network, so that facebook gets the myspace treatment

also can it's owner not be a dickbag

It is already here my friend https://gab.ai/

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

rudatron posted:

can we hurry up and get the new social network, so that facebook gets the myspace treatment

also can it's owner not be a dickbag

good news friend

http://freedombook.com/

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

It is already here my friend https://gab.ai/

lmao using a bukowski quote

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

rudatron posted:

can we hurry up and get the new social network, so that facebook gets the myspace treatment

also can it's owner not be a dickbag

https://sync-video.com/r/nitecrew

grrarg
Feb 14, 2011

Don't lose your head over it.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

everything about facebook is bad. the interfeace, the video hosting, the pm system. everything. for some people facebook is the entire internet to them.
Facebook: AOL for the web 2.0 crowd.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
as a liberty cuck, zuck scares the poo poo outta me!

zucker 2024 is liekly and holy gently caress thats gonna merge a hella data driven operation with the 'hearts and minds' poo poo republicans do too that democrats wouldn't lower themselves to do


who has the dems got who can even imagine running against zuck 2024? migf 2024?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i'm president, bitch

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Lena Dunham should be 35 by then I think

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Baloogan posted:

as a liberty cuck, zuck scares the poo poo outta me!

zucker 2024 is liekly and holy gently caress thats gonna merge a hella data driven operation with the 'hearts and minds' poo poo republicans do too that democrats wouldn't lower themselves to do


who has the dems got who can even imagine running against zuck 2024? migf 2024?
The Winklevoss twins.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
RAHM!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Lena Dunham should be 35 by then I think

having a president engage in sexual acts with family will be the new normal by then

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mariana Horchata posted:

stab ur facebook

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