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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

as a liberty cuck, zuck

mods name change ed ceteballs

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
If given the choice I would probably pick even Trump before Zuck.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Vox Nihili posted:

If given the choice I would probably pick even Trump before Zuck.

"if"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Also that article is basically "incredibly wealthy man pledges to take lengthy vacation."

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
he can prob get fb to individually msging everyone a personalize list of promises (if I dun get elected this girl u've stalked 500 times will know all about u doing it)

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


if youv never had a fb page, then zuckerburf literally cant see you

Fados
Jan 7, 2013
I like Malcolm X, I can't be racist!

Put this racist dipshit on ignore immediately!
~ Tjing tjang tjing lutillej ~

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nice try but I use Weibo

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Agean90 posted:

if youv never had a fb page, then zuckerburf literally cant see you

I'm certain that they buy/sell/trade their data with other companies, so if you use the internet they probably have something.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Nice try but I use Weibo

Weibo==twiter

RenRen==fb

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
who would you rather know everything about your life: cuckerberg or the chinese government?

who would you vote for cuckerberg or the chinese communist party

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Vox Nihili posted:

I'm certain that they buy/sell/trade their data with other companies, so if you use the internet they probably have something.

all I'll look like is a human shape made of patched together porn gifs and bad sa posts

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Despite the widespread use of facebook zuck has like zero charisma and almost everyone hates him and old people sure as hell wouldnt vote for him

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Uncle Wemus posted:

Despite the widespread use of facebook zuck has like zero charisma and almost everyone hates him and old people sure as hell wouldnt vote for him

i would punch fuckerberg in the face

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Typo posted:

who would you rather know everything about your life: cuckerberg or the chinese government?

who would you vote for cuckerberg or the chinese communist party

Zuck seems far more beatable in every definition of the word. Plus I doubt he'd really know how to use the information (other than sell it to the Chinese).

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Typo posted:

Weibo==twiter

RenRen==fb

Please respect my feelings

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Zuck is a policy wonk's dream.

-already familiar with drones flying over brown countries
-jobs program of turning poor people in to wifi hotspots
-improve work/life balance except during, you know, crunch time ;)
-married a POC, very woke


loving cumming in my pants over 2020 now.

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

The only thing of value Zuckerberg has given the world is an amazing David Fincher movie.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/816731340506796032

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

oh good

that means cuomo loses in the primary :toot:

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

:allears: they actually think zuckerberg is a democrat

mark "fake news didn't affect the election" zuckerberg

he holds and attends fundraisers for republicans but i'm sure he's going to be Our Guy™

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Mirthless posted:

:allears: they actually think zuckerberg is a democrat

mark "fake news didn't affect the election" zuckerberg

he holds and attends fundraisers for republicans but i'm sure he's going to be Our Guy™

cuckerberg is much more closely aligned ideologically to obama era democrats than trump era republicans

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Mirthless posted:

:allears: they actually think zuckerberg is a democrat

mark "fake news didn't affect the election" zuckerberg

he holds and attends fundraisers for republicans but i'm sure he's going to be Our Guy™

If Dems make the 2020 purity test about if/how Hillary was stabbed in the back then lol to a whole new loving level.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

2020 early field:

R- Trump/the guy who did the "Starbucks war on christmas" youtube video
D- Booker/Mcmullin
I- Zuckerberg/ unwrapped copy of the movie 13 hours

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Typo posted:

cuckerberg is much more closely aligned ideologically to obama era democrats than trump era republicans

I actually have a pet theory that zuckerberg is an incredibly intolerant individual privately and the way that facebook is moderated generally does not do much to dissuade me from this theory

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Mirthless posted:

I actually have a pet theory that zuckerberg is an incredibly intolerant individual privately and the way that facebook is moderated generally does not do much to dissuade me from this theory

It's ok to have a public and private position on things, I've heard from certain political theorists.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Typo posted:

who would you rather know everything about your life: cuckerberg or the chinese government?

Joke's on you. On the route he's going with kowtowing, they'll be the same thing soon.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

i support the election of zuckerburg because it might be the last thing we need before someone enacts the screwfly solution and turns this entire planet into free real estate

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Mirthless posted:

I actually have a pet theory that zuckerberg is an incredibly intolerant individual privately and the way that facebook is moderated generally does not do much to dissuade me from this theory

this is basically true for every clintonite so why would he change. The democratic apparatus is basically tailor-made for someone like zuck to take over, the only reason that he would run as a republican is that the democrats can't win an election.

the only problem for zuck is that he is intolerant in the national review kind of way where there's long, boring, sterile diatribes justifying everything and the GOP base just wants to bathe in blood

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

I didn't know until this thread that Zuckerberg was a Republican (I know it's not stated but I looked it up and he's donated to folks like Paul Ryan and Orrin Hatch). What a sack of poo poo. I had assumed he was a typical Silicon Valley technocrat type (which seems to generally be the default for non-"obviously crazy libertarian" tech folks), but apparently he's even worse!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
my hangover rejects this

shut up op

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Ytlaya posted:

I didn't know until this thread that Zuckerberg was a Republican (I know it's not stated but I looked it up and he's donated to folks like Paul Ryan and Orrin Hatch). What a sack of poo poo. I had assumed he was a typical Silicon Valley technocrat type (which seems to generally be the default for non-"obviously crazy libertarian" tech folks), but apparently he's even worse!

dude came from affluence so this should not at all be shocking

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I would enjoy seeing Zuck try to run in a GOP primary as he'd get ripped apart as bad as poor Jeb!

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

MaxxBot posted:

I would enjoy seeing Zuck try to run in a GOP primary as he'd get ripped apart as bad as poor Jeb!

maybe if you don't use facebook

you think he wouldn't leverage facebook to push nothing but horrible fake news bullshit about everybody else while burying any of his skeletons

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

gtav knew how to deal with zuck

akma
Jan 30, 2016

I simply lack the motivation to write anything here.

Ytlaya posted:

I didn't know until this thread that Zuckerberg was a Republican (I know it's not stated but I looked it up and he's donated to folks like Paul Ryan and Orrin Hatch). What a sack of poo poo. I had assumed he was a typical Silicon Valley technocrat type (which seems to generally be the default for non-"obviously crazy libertarian" tech folks), but apparently he's even worse!

Could be worse. He could be a democrat.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Nonsense posted:

gtav knew how to deal with zuck

Reported for death threats

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

either they'll dump pence and put him in as vp for 2020 or he's gunning for 2024 or both. The establishment was pragmatic enough to reluctantly let trump run after he won the nomination when they thought he was a guaranteed loss, I'm sure they're content on letting him run again.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

redneck nazgul posted:

maybe if you don't use facebook

you think he wouldn't leverage facebook to push nothing but horrible fake news bullshit about everybody else while burying any of his skeletons

he could try but as soon as he declares his candidacy fb would have as much credibility as msnbc to republicans

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
wut do you think cuckerberg would push legislatively?

mandatory fb accts for everyone? u now need to login to FB in order to vote in elections? mandatory geo-location reporting?

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