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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
where is the torso?...

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Luvcow posted:

where is the torso?...

"Sarge, we got the call about twenty minutes ago. So far we've found about five of them."
*the Sargent nudges the black, plastic trash bag gently with his foot before gingerly opening the bag to peer inside, the only recognizable object among the gore being the strap to a set of red overalls. He crosses himself absent-mindedly and calls for CSI*

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Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Glorious!

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Ahundredbux

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Mario is missing... in action

social vegan



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



too soon!

Piso Mojado


Bless u

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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MARIO IS MISSING! HIS TORSO

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

MARIO IS MISSING! HIS TORSO

join Luigi on an adventure throughout history as he visits the pyramids of Egypt, the Tower of Pisa, the Eiffel Tower and more in search of Mario's dismembered body parts

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Luigi: uh yeah hi I'm here to claim Mario's severed thumb

Museum Curator Who is Absolutely Not Princess Peach: sure I'll just need to ask you a few questions to prove you are the rightful owner

Luigi: um sure *begins sweating profusely*

Curator: what is the name of Mario's pet squirrel?

Luigi: I DID IT! I KILLED HIM! I MURDERED MARIO!!! *slams head against wall repeatedly, coins pop out*

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Chill Berserker Dude
Mario's death wouldn't have been such a tragedy if it wasn't for Luigi hogging all the green shrooms.

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Uxzuigal posted:

Mario's death wouldn't have been such a tragedy if it wasn't for Luigi hogging all the green shrooms.

BREAKING: Video evidence discovered that shows Luigi stealing all of Mario's extra lives hours before the brutal murder

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Chill Berserker Dude

Dads Dip Cup posted:

BREAKING: Video evidence discovered that shows Luigi stealing all of Mario's extra lives hours before the brutal murder


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alnilam

Dads Dip Cup posted:

BREAKING: Video evidence discovered that shows Luigi stealing all of Mario's extra lives hours before the brutal murder


social vegan



luigi to princess peach: m-maybe he's just in another castle ya a big beautiful castle where he can run free with the other plumbers, just up the road

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

What's in the box. What's in the baaauxxx?

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Drink-Mix Man posted:

What's in the box. What's in the baaauxxx?


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

What's in the box. What's in the baaauxxx?


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Chill Berserker Dude
Yoshi has decided to drop his court case against Mario for grave neglect and harmful behaviour related jumping after coins.

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"he would make me jump on top of spikes and buzzsaws, and swallow fireballs", said Yoshi via interpreter during a tearful interview. "but he still didn't deserve such a horrible death. nobody does"

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Chill Berserker Dude
An amateur photographer just mailed me this picture he took the other night... could it be real!?

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Woah

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The right to bear arms

social vegan posted:

luigi to princess peach: m-maybe he's just in another castle ya a big beautiful castle where he can run free with the other plumbers, just up the road

Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Oh wow...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgUqUBjwum0

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voAcBKbo44Q

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