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They are terrible tacos, but delicious fast food.
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an authentic taco is actually a beef tongue wrapped in newspaper with a squeeze of lime and you're supposed to eat the whole thing
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Jan 5, 2017 21:23
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More like Junk in the Box.
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Jan 5, 2017 21:24
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People eating Taco Bell sound identical to animals making nests in crawl spaces under houses. I mean jack in the box.
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Jan 5, 2017 21:27
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JBX knows how to cater to the people who eat there. That is why they have late night stoner meals.
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Jan 5, 2017 21:42
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I recently moved from a state with no JitB to California. I ordered something that came with a taco on the side, but it looked disgusting, so I gave it to my husband. He's very unpicky about his food, and he took one bite and threw it out. He said "my life isn't bad enough that I would eat this."
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Jan 5, 2017 21:57
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Mnemosyne posted:I recently moved from a state with no JitB to California. I ordered something that came with a taco on the side, but it looked disgusting, so I gave it to my husband. He's very unpicky about his food, and he took one bite and threw it out. He said "my life isn't bad enough that I would eat this." if my life were a food it would be a jack in the box taco
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Jan 5, 2017 21:58
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Del Taco
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Mnemosyne posted:I recently moved from a state with no JitB to California. I ordered something that came with a taco on the side, but it looked disgusting, so I gave it to my husband. He's very unpicky about his food, and he took one bite and threw it out. He said "my life isn't bad enough that I would eat this." What's it like being his beard
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Jan 5, 2017 22:26
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Real JITB taco aficionados get them without lettuce and dip them in the buttermilk ranch cups they give you there
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Jan 5, 2017 22:34
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Mnemosyne posted:I recently moved from a state with no JitB to California. I ordered something that came with a taco on the side, but it looked disgusting, so I gave it to my husband. He's very unpicky about his food, and he took one bite and threw it out. He said "my life isn't bad enough that I would eat this." look another transplant showing up and complaining about poo poo we're full please GTFO
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Jan 5, 2017 22:39
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Linux Pirate posted:at least taco bells tacos look like tacos somewhat, and aren't discolored no they fuckin don't lol they're just as an abomination of 'taco' as the J + B ones are tho I grant you sometimes they give you the ones that have been sitting there for a bit and they get all greasy like that and they are not as good
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Jan 5, 2017 22:44
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Linux Pirate posted:at least taco bells tacos look like tacos somewhat, and aren't discolored lol you have never eaten a real taco huh 
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Jan 5, 2017 22:45
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We took my midwestern friend to a taqueria once and when she got her tacos she asked why there wasn't cheese on them.
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Jan 5, 2017 22:47
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At least my brand of chicken nuggets look like actual dinosaurs. 
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Jan 5, 2017 22:47
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Tom Gorman posted:Sourdough Jack, 2 tacos and a curly fry. Pro order right here
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Jan 5, 2017 23:16
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The Cubelodyte posted:Pro order right here gonna have to throw in the egg rolls and oreo shake cus i'm fuckin' blazed af
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Jan 5, 2017 23:19
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Moridin920 posted:no they fuckin don't lol they're just as an abomination of 'taco' as the J + B ones are This is the evil genius of the JiB taco: they're already soggy in the middle from the start, meaning that they can sit around for a while with no immediate decrease in "quality"
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Jan 5, 2017 23:31
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Mnemosyne posted:I recently moved from a state with no JitB to California. I ordered something that came with a taco on the side, but it looked disgusting, so I gave it to my husband. He's very unpicky about his food, and he took one bite and threw it out. He said "my life isn't bad enough that I would eat this." Trunko posted:What's it like being his beard drat lol
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Jan 6, 2017 01:19
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fun fact: if the "beef mixture" was more than 50% beef, it would be legal to just call it "ground beef" but its not, so it isnt
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Jan 6, 2017 01:21
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I'll admit it. I saw the Box Tacos. No one was around. I jacked in them.
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Jan 6, 2017 01:27
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I remember when Jack in the Box was the only fast food place with a drive-thru. Also the only fast food place that was open after 10:00pm. Yeah, I'm old as gently caress.
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Jan 6, 2017 01:30
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Closest jib to me is an hour away sometimes when I am drunk I still swing by for a taccy
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Jan 6, 2017 01:31
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MightyJoe36 posted:I remember when Jack in the Box was the only fast food place with a drive-thru. what did people in the past do when they were drunk and hungry grandpa?
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Jan 6, 2017 01:35
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MightyJoe36 posted:I remember when Jack in the Box was the only fast food place with a drive-thru. i remember when carls jr was still cash-only gently caress
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Jan 6, 2017 01:36
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Burger King sells them too, so those who don't live by a Jack n the Box can have fun as well
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Jan 6, 2017 03:12
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Jack in the Box tacos are loving abominations and I love them so muchSPACE HOMOS posted:JBX knows how to cater to the people who eat there. That is why they have late night stoner meals. The stoner meals are kind of crazy because they are like "hey here's a hamburger topped with an egg and a grilled cheese and also two tacos and some curly fries and a huge drink. That'll be six bucks" It's the most unhealthy thing in the world. But it's also like a billion calories for so little money, so it seems like a hell of a deal when you're drunk or high as gently caress at 3 AM and just need grease and salt
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Jan 6, 2017 03:16
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Gaunab posted:what did people in the past do when they were drunk and hungry grandpa? usually taco bell or denny's was your worst case scenario
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Jan 6, 2017 03:17
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StarkRavingMad posted:Jack in the Box tacos are loving abominations and I love them so much what even is a jack in the box is it just a generic fastfood place that also randomly throws in a few ethnic food items. can i get like tom yum with a side of curly fries there
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Jan 6, 2017 03:19
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Tolkien minority posted:what even is a jack in the box is it just a generic fastfood place that also randomly throws in a few ethnic food items. can i get like tom yum with a side of curly fries there they were early adopters of the "make everything frozen in a factory in kansas" business model now employed by most national fast-food and several national sit-down restaurant chains so they have poo poo like eggrolls and jalapeno poppers and frozen deep fried tacos because it all fries up easily from a frozen state & other chains didn't have it
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Jan 6, 2017 03:27
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Tolkien minority posted:what even is a jack in the box is it just a generic fastfood place that also randomly throws in a few ethnic food items. can i get like tom yum with a side of curly fries there    look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
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Jan 6, 2017 03:27
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Bacon Ranch Monster Taco. Bacon Ranch Monster Taco. BACON RANCH MONSTER TACO
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Jan 6, 2017 03:39
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Tato posted:Bacon Ranch Monster Taco. CHICK N TATER MELT MUNCHIE MEAL
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Jan 6, 2017 03:49
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I always thought I liked these because I was once a bored teenager with five bucks total in his pocket and nothing to do and am now a nostalgic adult But it turns out people eat these without that excuse??? Well okay I actually hate those plasticheese slices on almost everything else and don't like lettuce and I still eat these fuckers. I wouldn't be surprised to find that the "meat" is minced up weed and krokodil
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Jan 6, 2017 03:50
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jitb Taco update: currently shittin'
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Jan 6, 2017 03:53
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I blame the Futuristic Sex Robots, always on the scene. They always had Jack in the Box tacos and a dope G5.
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Jan 6, 2017 03:57
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They're terrible tacos made by drunk flyovers, but they're made FOR drunk flyovers and taste pretty good as far as fast food goes so who can really hate them?
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Jan 6, 2017 04:28
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i could sure go for a coca-cola freestyle and a couple slammin' jammin' nacho monster tacos w/ a few egg rolls right now
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Jan 6, 2017 04:51
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Chinatown posted:
I agree with the op. Love munching on JB tacos... Wait... No, police, wait, that's not what I meant! No! NOOOOOOOOO
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Jack In The Box tacos is what you think street tacos should be. Not that they are, I've had street tacos and they're a bit better because of the ingredients, but holy poo poo 2 for a dollar is something cheap and that's really what should make you think "street taco". $2 dollars gets you four, and that's just enough to satisfy a craving (and it should, because it's 700 kcal) It use to be a run for Taco Bell versus Jack In The Box for the cheap tacos, but since they raised the prices on their menu, Jack's tacos win out.
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