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I wish I had j in the b near me Tacos actually look gross but it'd be totally worth it to be able to get tacos and curly fries in the same meal
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I can't even count how many Jack in the Box tacos I've eaten in my life. This past summer I was working overnights at FedEx as a second job to get a car after I wrecked mine, and me and my buddy who I carpooled with would swing by there like three times a week and go to town on a ton of tacos after we got off work at 4 in the morning. I also once got hosed up with a couple of friends and decided to order the three of us 30 tacos of which I probably ate like 13 myself. And me and some of my cousins once ordered so many tacos for us and our friends that when we asked them for a bunch of ranch on the side, we literally saw an employee through the drive-thru window opening a new box of the containers and just dumping them all in a separate bag. They really are inexplicably delicious. A combination of across-the-board garbage ingredients - Grade F beef, limp-dick lettuce, and Kraft Singles served with generic hot sauce inside a stale tortilla - that, when deep-fried, becomes the best thing you've ever tasted in your life. And 2 for 99 cents. God bless Jack in the Box tacos.
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Jan 9, 2017 04:41
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lol box and taco are names for vaginas
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Criminal Minded posted:I can't even count how many Jack in the Box tacos I've eaten in my life. This past summer I was working overnights at FedEx as a second job to get a car after I wrecked mine, and me and my buddy who I carpooled with would swing by there like three times a week and go to town on a ton of tacos after we got off work at 4 in the morning. I also once got hosed up with a couple of friends and decided to order the three of us 30 tacos of which I probably ate like 13 myself. And me and some of my cousins once ordered so many tacos for us and our friends that when we asked them for a bunch of ranch on the side, we literally saw an employee through the drive-thru window opening a new box of the containers and just dumping them all in a separate bag. i've never eaten at Jack. mostly thanks to the early 90s ecoli scare and my old college town having shittons of drunk stoner options. now i kind of want to try them out of morbid curiosity. Xaris fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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Jan 9, 2017 06:10
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I've been drinking a bunch but this thread got me thinking about tho;se tacos again e: gently caress it I got a pocket full of quarters I'm gonna go for it
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luv 2 date boys posted:I've been drinking a bunch but this thread got me thinking about tho;se tacos again yesssss
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Jan 9, 2017 06:22
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Xaris posted:so many how toilets did you have to replace? Stomach of a champ buddy! Strengthened through years of glorious Jack in the Box tacos. I do remember my mom once got food poisoning from Jack in the Box and their response was to give her a voucher for free food. Like, uh...
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Jan 9, 2017 06:25
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didn't chipotle do something similar recently?
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200 bad things posted:didn't chipotle do something similar recently? yea they were giving out like free burrito coupons or something to people to get them to come back bc their stock was tanking e: it's still doing p bad and hasn't recovered tho you'd still be significant money ahead than if you had bought in 2012  weirdly enough, panera is doing really well still. that place is loving garbage and I'd rather eat shittiest fast food because at least it's cheap. even subway is better 
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A man shuffles out of the rain and into the Box of Jack. "Four tacos, please." A cashier ignores the alluring scent of his garlic necklace and processes his order. A tray arrives to the counter. He ferries its contents to the table in the corner. He munches slowly at first, some shredded lettuce catching in the silver bristles of his moustache. Each bite is a sunrise of capital determination. Having finished three tacos, he enters the restroom carrying the fourth in front of him. "Can you imagine being sucked through a hole?" Now he doesn't have to. The transaction is discrete. Satisfying. This is merely an estimation, not a report.
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Jan 9, 2017 06:37
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:yesssss oh it's FUCKIN on now 
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luv 2 date boys posted:oh it's FUCKIN on now jesus christ u got more hot sauce than taco
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Jan 9, 2017 06:47
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I used 2 per Taco and still has like 17 left over. Tossed them in the "miscellaneous condiment" drawer in my kitchen
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Jan 9, 2017 06:49
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luv 2 date boys posted:oh it's FUCKIN on now gently caress!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 9, 2017 06:51
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luv 2 date boys posted:oh it's FUCKIN on now AA++++ S rank poo poo right here. G dizzle those look better then the last ones. Like, more fried. Makes me wonder how the tacos would taste if you marinated them in hot sauce before deep frying???????
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Jan 9, 2017 07:10
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 Been enjoying Jack in the Box tacos for around 40 years and never saw the inside of one. Wish I could unsee this.
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Jan 9, 2017 18:08
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luv 2 date boys posted:I used 2 per Taco and still has like 17 left over. Tossed them in the "miscellaneous condiment" drawer in my kitchen you're supposed to keep it in the refrigerator
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Jan 9, 2017 18:15
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when you think about it, a hamburger is just a thick taco with a missing bit of taco shell
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Jan 9, 2017 18:25
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is a taco a sandwich
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Jan 9, 2017 18:26
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I tried to make a taco pizza once, it didn't work
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Jan 9, 2017 18:31
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i think 'sandwich' is a kind of platonic ideal that can be manifested in innumerable physical forms much to our benefit
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Jan 9, 2017 18:31
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life is like a taco when you think about it i mean like really think about it
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Jan 9, 2017 19:21
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like is like a box of tacos you know exactly what you're going to get (tacos)
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Jan 9, 2017 19:33
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lmbo it looks like someone jacked in that box
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Pro tip- If you want to ensure you get freshly fried tacos at 2am you gotta order em with no hot sauce, then ask for hot sauce when they give you the tacos and get a dirty look. I heard this works from a guy who knew a guy who's cousin worked at Jack in the box so it's gotta be true.
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Iron Crowned posted:I tried to make a taco pizza once, it didn't work I worked at a lovely pizza place in my teens and we had a "Mexican Pizza" on the menu which was ground beef, black olives, tortilla chips, cheese and shredded lettuce with a big lump of sour cream in the middle. I miss that pizza place. Dirt cheap and just as good or better than the chains we had nearby. Also, this thread made eat J in the B tacos for lunch today. I'd say I'm good on that craving for another year.
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Mustached5thGrader posted:Taco Bell's tacos are not good, but their burritos are. They should rename to burrito bell lol Taco Bell tortillas are abysmal if you're used to freshly made corn and flour tortillas from taquerias but I still get cravings for their crunchy tacos every now and then. Thanks to this thread I am going to get some JitB tacos, an egg roll, some jalapeno poppers, and some curly fries.
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Jan 9, 2017 20:50
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Taco Bell tortillas are abysmal even if you aren't used to that. They're like play doh
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Mozi posted:when you think about it, a hamburger is just a thick taco with a missing bit of taco shell what would happen if you deep fried a cheeseburger? [edit] whoa 
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recommend you to go your local burger king and ask if they still sell tacos... they are not on the menu but I've been able to still order them before. I think they just take half a burger patty, slap it in a tortilla, fry it, then add half a slice of american cheese and lettuce
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Jesus Christ posted:what would happen if you deep fried a cheeseburger? i would pay somebody 20 dollars to eat that
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Jan 9, 2017 21:15
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Mozi posted:i would pay somebody 20 dollars to eat that lol same like.. a burger is perfect fatty food. deep frying it is disgusting. is this scottish? like a deep fried candy bar?
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Slamburger posted:I'll admit it. I saw the Box Tacos. No one was around. I jacked in them. was out for a run and i thought about this post and lol ed irl
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Jesus Christ posted:what would happen if you deep fried a cheeseburger? Looks like they forgot to cut the legs off
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help i live in a fast food desert
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Polio Vax Scene posted:help i live in a fast food desert i dont think that map is accurate there are several jitb's in denver
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I can think of at least three locations on Bell Rd alone in Phoenix.
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Mozi posted:i would pay somebody 20 dollars to eat that i would eat the gently caress out of that burger
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the free market works!
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