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If you have a college degree and post in here I will kick your rear end dude!! I'm serious!!! Unless you enlisted with a degree 😂 Where my enlisted Gs at
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YO I just scored a sweet deal on a V6 auto Mustang from the dealer right outside the gate. I'mma brb I gotta go pick up my teenage stripper wife so I can bring her back to the barracks so that we can pound Bud Light and raw dog it while my roomie watches.
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Hey, sorry about the thread, guys. I got drunk and crashed my car into it.
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Jan 6, 2017 04:03
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Hey guys, I just got married to this smokin' hot asian girl I met at the bar two weeks ago. She asked if I had a pre-nup, which I think is an STD and I said gently caress no, my dick is clean as my M-16
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Jan 6, 2017 04:07
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Guys I just bought my own 50 cal, just like the 107's in the arms room! They'll let me keep it in the arms room, right?
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Jan 6, 2017 04:12
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Hey Top, So I got drunked an punched out the glass in the day room doors and hosed up my hand pretty bad. Can I miss movement tomorrow?
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Jan 6, 2017 04:26
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I have a masters degree 
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Jan 6, 2017 07:47
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Hey, I won't be around tomorrow 'cause I've got to take Snuffy to court for his DUI. You wanna mix Jager and Monster and play Call of Duty after work?
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Jan 6, 2017 08:13
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Last thing I remember was walking from the honch to the base gate in yoko thinking 'I have to act sober or the guards will gently caress with me'. How did I end up in my rack?
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Jan 6, 2017 08:33
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Guys, whoever is smearing poo poo all over the bathrooms in the barracks, knock that poo poo off, I'm on extra duty next week and I don't want to clean it up
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Jan 6, 2017 08:36
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I enlisted gently caress
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Jan 6, 2017 13:10
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Yo, can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to loving sleep.
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Jan 6, 2017 19:56
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sorry guys i'm late, i had to do extra duty because i told the lt to suck my dick from the back now who has the 4loko and jack daniels
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Jan 6, 2017 20:51
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What's even the point of drinking 4 loko now they took the caffeine out?
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Jan 6, 2017 21:35
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just kidding, all you need to do is fill the can back up with rockstar as you drink it
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Jan 6, 2017 21:35
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Probably easier to just drop a caffeine tab or two in the can.
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Jan 6, 2017 22:16
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Sorry guys you all have to go back to the boat for fast cruise. Someone got their dolphins tacked on and they want everyone who did it to confess.
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Hello young soldiers, how are you all doing? Just stopping by to say hello and remain grounded in my officer life. Wow, that sure is a lot of dip bottles atop your bed and your xbox and your dirty laundry pile. Does your first line supervisor know about that? Hah hah hah just a joke, I don't want to interfere in all that "NCO business" top keeps telling me to ignore. Okay, I better go check my email. Hooah, troops!
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Jan 6, 2017 23:36
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Go back to your office, sir.
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Jan 6, 2017 23:39
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I can't hear poo poo over this loving Harrier outside, I better turn up the radio to drown out this loud as gently caress jet engine
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Jan 7, 2017 01:10
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Bolow posted:I can't hear poo poo over this loving Harrier outside, I better turn up the radio to drown out this loud as gently caress jet engine
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Jan 7, 2017 01:22
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Naked Bear posted:I love the relaxing sound of helicopters hovering right outside my window. It helps me fall asleep every night. Signed person who did not have to live next to SOAR
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Ice Cream Barbara posted:Signed person who did not have to live next to SOAR It's not really that bad, you get used to it like everything else.
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Naked Bear posted:It's not really that bad, you get used to it like everything else. I still can't manage to get used to barracks parties though
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Jan 7, 2017 01:33
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when i was at lagman our tents were right on the other side of the t-barriers from the landing pad. lagman was close to camp leatherneck, so we'd always have ospreys and CH-53s landing at all hours of the night. one time a CH-53 almost landed on our tents because they couldn't see poo poo from the dust, and the pad didn't have any lights. a bookcase we built to hold our gear fell and almost killed my platoon sergeant 
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Jan 7, 2017 01:38
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Ok guys sorry about this fast cruise but we don't have enough racks some of you are going to have to sleep in the torpedo room and a few of you will have to hotrack, in the torpedo room.
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Jan 7, 2017 04:56
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Hey Sarn't I'm calling from Womak. I know I just got here and all, but you know how you told me to call you if I needed a ride? Well, I kinda borrowed PFC Smith's Toyota and ran a red light, totaling it and a hummer. Oh one other thing. I'm kind of driving without a license. I lost it after not paying speeding tickets. One more thing. I might be a little hosed up
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Hey bro, can I have the combo to your space? The new girl in deck is DTF and I need a place to hit it you know? And yeah don't worry, she doesn't speak a lick of English so it doesn't matter if she is cleared to be in there or not. Ummm....you want to see if you can get a piece off her after I'm done? No promises she will be down, but she will be down. 
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If I see or hear of another Soldier cutting any strap for any reason, I will write you up on as many articles as I can find for destruction of government property and failure to obey a direct order as I can find. This is your last warning. Do not cut the ends, do not cut the extra sleeves, do not touch your knife or any other cutting utensil to a strap or I will go for time, money, and rank. Sincerely the Ssg who just used the CO's oopsie waiver to get out of his own arty 15 because a different company ratted on him and his guys drinking two yeunglings for new year's Eve 5 (!) hours prior to moving trucks on post.
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Blatantly stole this.
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Jan 7, 2017 20:12
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"Just so you know a local woman has been charged with deliberately spreading STDs. Her name is [Name] and she's known to frequent [Grimy Army Bar]" *Clinic waiting room is full the next morning*
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psydude posted:Blatantly stole this. Army.jpg
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Days Since Last DUI: 0 I'm going to recycle my old ACUs and wear them to class occasionally just so my classmates know how badass I am.
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:Guys can't decide between a Ford raptor or fully loaded turbo diesel whatcha think? Here's your test: Going to tow frequently? Turbodiesel Not going to tow and daily it? Raptor. Gonna roll coal like a douche? Don't bother.
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MurderBot posted:*has rock star energy drinks in hand the entire day* That's just my spitter, I drink six monsters a day in order to stay awake
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Pop-Tarts and NOS: breakfast of champions.
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