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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
that game was really lovely.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Texans 3-1 at home in the playoffs, an excellent winning percentage

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
That game was bad. I'm sorry Raiders fans. I say this as a Seahawks fan (and a heretic I guess), but you deserved better. Derek Carr starting that game makes a gigantic difference.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
I'm honestly laughing my rear end off that Houston didn't beat us by 60 points with how garbage our offense was w/o Carr. Perhaps the Texans are a poo poo team makes you think

But Not Tonight
May 22, 2006

I could show you around the sights.

"perhaps", like it wasn't already known

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
It's true but I'm not going to wallow in it because gently caress the Patriots.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
One win away from the AFC Championship Game, which I said back in July the Texans were going to make. Obviously, I'm more confident in that coming true in Kansas City than in Foxboro, so go Dolphins.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Black Sunshine posted:

I'm honestly laughing my rear end off that Houston didn't beat us by 60 points with how garbage our offense was w/o Carr. Perhaps the Texans are a poo poo team makes you think

Still made it to the divisional round. Season still a massive success despite Brock. Haters gonna hate.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I was busy and decided to not watch the game. Did I win?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

swickles posted:

I was busy and decided to not watch the game. Did I win?

It was really boring and didn't deviate from the script at all. Both offenses were trash but not comically so. Texans D was the difference.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


swickles posted:

I was busy and decided to not watch the game. Did I win?

Very much.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Crabtree and Cooper played worse than the 3rd and 4th string receivers. The offensive line got loving destroyed because it's backup nobodies going up against Clowney. Yeah Cook didn't look like Carr but its way too loving easy to blame the loss on him.

The loving defense let Brock march down the field a couple of times as well.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Volkerball posted:

It was really boring and didn't deviate from the script at all. Both offenses were trash but not comically so. Texans D was the difference.

Clowney interception was, in fact, not boring

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!

Raku posted:

Crabtree and Cooper played worse than the 3rd and 4th string receivers. The offensive line got loving destroyed because it's backup nobodies going up against Clowney. Yeah Cook didn't look like Carr but its way too loving easy to blame the loss on him.

The loving defense let Brock march down the field a couple of times as well.

Yeah, I don't think anyone really expected anything out of Cook, and they played as such.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

b0ng posted:

Clowney interception was, in fact, not boring

I came into the game like halfway through the 3rd so I must have missed that. Everything I saw was boring and predictable.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Congrats, Texans. I hope you beat the Patriots.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Clowney good so what.

curiosity fucked me up
Oct 7, 2014
The lions got embarassed tonight at seattle

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Raku posted:

The loving defense let Brock march down the field a couple of times as well.

actually you will find they are a top ten unit in the league!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Black Sunshine posted:

I'm honestly laughing my rear end off that Houston didn't beat us by 60 points with how garbage our offense was w/o Carr. Perhaps the Texans are a poo poo team makes you think

:qq:

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

sorry you're offended that I called your garbage team garbage

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

Raku posted:

Crabtree and Cooper played worse than the 3rd and 4th string receivers. The offensive line got loving destroyed because it's backup nobodies going up against Clowney. Yeah Cook didn't look like Carr but its way too loving easy to blame the loss on him.

The loving defense let Brock march down the field a couple of times as well.

Yeah, cook was not good but the offensive play-calling did him no favors either. And both cooper and crabs had devastating drops they should have caught every time.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Jerome Agricola posted:

And both cooper and crabs had devastating drops they should have caught every time.

Nothing new there. Seth Roberts got into it as well.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Jerome Agricola posted:

Yeah, cook was not good but the offensive play-calling did him no favors either. And both cooper and crabs had devastating drops they should have caught every time.

Yeah the 15 play beginning script (if they still do that poo poo) was so awful. We had success when they went to a no-huddle for that one series but I can't remember trying it again on any other drives. I could be wrong about that though. If not, why the gently caress wouldn't you try that again when it worked good and got you a TD?

I'm probably an idiot but I'm not a big fan of Musgrave. gently caress Norton too

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Black Sunshine posted:

sorry you're offended that I called your garbage team garbage

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

so are we gonna gently caress and get this over with or are we gonna just dance all night?

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Osweiler legit had some good series. The real problem for Oakland was obviously their pathetic offense. And while, yeah, there were drops, a lot of those "drops" were really atrocious passes made way behind or away from the route, so... pretty much according to script. It completely sucks for the Raiders, but this is not the team that qualified for the playoffs, and there isn't much they could've done about it.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Osweiler had one, maybe one and a half good series. This game was basically the Texans season in a nutshell: really good defense, atrocious offense if they can't run the ball

Osweiler made like one good, tough throw the entire game (the sideline throw to Nuk)

Pretty much any other success he had was on crossing routes where the Raiders LBs are atrocious at coverage

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Thank you father o' mine for not being a Lions fan

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Can't wait for Osweiler to have negative 100 yards passing in Foxboro

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
:getin: Seahawks :whatup:

Edit: Before you call me a playoffs poster, I'm the one who made Parmesan Basil go crazy by Toxxing him on Chiefs-Patriots.

Edit 2: I'm ready for the shithousing against the Falcons. BRING IT! I HAVE BEER!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Black Sunshine posted:

sorry you're offended that I called your garbage team garbage

Yo you are a pretty angry dude, everything okay in your life?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Go Texans, go Falcons.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Porn on VHS posted:

Yo you are a pretty angry dude, everything okay in your life?

welcome to somethingawful.com



why don't you get butthurt about something really dumb like your last meltdown and stop posting for awhile that way you can stop being offended

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Black Sunshine posted:

welcome to somethingawful.com



why don't you get butthurt about something really dumb like your last meltdown and stop posting for awhile that way you can stop being offended

oh word?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Lol oh good a "you're the one whose angry!!!!" Off

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
That was the best game Seattle's had since Week 10. Suddenly beating Atlanta doesn't seem so impossible.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
:lol: that's what I thought

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Black Sunshine posted:

welcome to somethingawful.com



why don't you get butthurt about something really dumb like your last meltdown and stop posting for awhile that way you can stop being offended

you seem upset

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