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About 4 days ago, new neighbors moved into my aparment complex, since then, things have gotten a little..................................crazy. |
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Jan 8, 2017 21:41
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Night 1: Smoking a bowl in my car, facing the back of our apartment building, next thing I know, I hear screaming and a lady jumps out of the window, sprinting through the snow and falling down, continuing to scream. A dude (husband/boyfriend of chick) comes out, lady continues screaming while guy tries to calm lady down. I ask them if everything is ok, dude tells me "she was fine one minute then just flipped out", followed them both back to the apt, wife was standing outside, dude told wife to call cops, she did, they showed up, asked us a few q's and left. |
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Jan 8, 2017 21:45
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Night 2: Girl has like 5 dudes over, theyre all shitfaced and being loud as hell, apparently husband is at work, wife wakes me up at like 12:30am to ask me to call the cops because they're waking up our kid. Call the cops, they show up and talk to them. Later that night, one of their guests pee in the hallway, they leave a half-full 4 loko can out there. Girl throws herself in front of boyfriend/husbands car as he's trying to leave, girl (allegedly, didnt see it) headbutts a hole in the wall of their apt. |
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Jan 8, 2017 21:50
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Day 3 (morning): ~9AM, neighborgirl is naked and screaming for help outside my apt, let her in, she's still drunk from the previous night, says shes scared her husband/boyfriend is going to beat her. I call the cops, they show up, girl, still drunk, tells cops shes afraid her husband is going to beat her, says shes not allowed to talk to anyone or go anywhere by him, says she accuses her of cheating on him. Cops take statements, listen to our story, say to call again if anything happens. |
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Jan 8, 2017 21:58
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to be continued...? |
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Jan 8, 2017 22:03
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i hope you're talking to your landlord about this, too, because clearly there's something going on whether it's substance abuse, physical abuse, or whatever. i hope they get the help they need, and that you get the peace and quiet you deserve.
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Jan 8, 2017 22:21
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is this a joke thread where we riff on crazy neighbors or do these people actually exist in your vicinity op? cuz wth.
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Jan 8, 2017 22:25
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:i hope you're talking to your landlord about this, too, because clearly there's something going on whether it's substance abuse, physical abuse, or whatever. i hope they get the help they need, and that you get the peace and quiet you deserve. Lease office is closed on the weekend, gonna go in monday and try to leverage this into getting 10% of my next months rent. |
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Jan 8, 2017 22:24
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Plebian Parasite posted:is this a joke thread where we riff on crazy neighbors or do these people actually exist in your vicinity op? cuz wth. its true, all of it |
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Jan 8, 2017 22:25
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oh, part I left out, according to wife the group of dudes who were over the other night (when her husband/boyfriend wasnt there) were having a gangbang, based on the sounds coming throughthe walls while she was pooping. |
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Jan 8, 2017 22:26
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:i hope you're talking to your landlord about this, too, because clearly there's something going on whether it's substance abuse, physical abuse, or whatever. i hope they get the help they need, and that you get the peace and quiet you deserve. This is good advice. If it's an apartment complex, tell the management company. They will almost certainly fine the heck out of them or revoke their lease after multiple complaints. If it's a house next to yours not part of a community then I am sorry for your predicament.
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Jan 8, 2017 22:29
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Ace of Baes posted:oh, part I left out, according to wife the group of dudes who were over the other night (when her husband/boyfriend wasnt there) were having a gangbang, based on the sounds coming throughthe walls while she was pooping. i feel really weirded out by and simultaneously sorry for your neighbor, and i also feel really bad for your wife. pooping should be peaceful. talk to your landlord about getting the people out for real tomorrow, though, before you talk about discounts. they may end up giving you a month or something, even, because property damage, liability, and preventing human trafficking/abuse, etc.
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Jan 8, 2017 22:34
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Jan 8, 2017 23:02
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The old neighbors were quiet polite undocumented immigrants, they moved out like Nov 10th though. drat you Trump. |
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Jan 8, 2017 23:11
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i'm going to go out on a limb and guess that drugs are involved |
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Jan 8, 2017 23:21
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joke_explainer posted:i'm going to go out on a limb and guess that drugs are involved Alcohol definitely is, not sure about other drugs, she didn't have any of the telltale signs of a drug addict. |
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Jan 8, 2017 23:23
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did you happen to notice any unusual electrical surges from their apartment, or people coming and going that look somewhat anachronistic?
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Jan 8, 2017 23:33
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sounds like normal apartment life to me, tons of crazy poo poo happened when we were living in an apartment |
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Jan 8, 2017 23:33
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So like if you need to protect your family from them you need to get rid of them asap like people are saying (despite my following point). But I think if someone in that relationship is being abused with an angry/violent person maybe making them homeless can cause them personal problems/abuse to escalate pretty bad so maybe having law fix it is better for that kind of situation. Having to deal with American poverty and class (from either side) is really problematic and annoying  but do whats best for your immediate family.
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Jan 9, 2017 00:22
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TOOT BOOT posted:sounds like normal apartment life to me, tons of crazy poo poo happened when we were living in an apartment On the other hand this is pretty much how I feel about it. I've been used to fights and parking lot screaming on a monthly minimum for the past decade no matter where my apartment is. ---------------- |
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Jan 9, 2017 00:23
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Rushi posted:On the other hand this is pretty much how I feel about it. I've been used to fights and parking lot screaming on a monthly minimum for the past decade no matter where my apartment is. we lived in apartment for like 2 years and this is just the stuff that happened off the top of my head: -packages stolen from in front of our door -front door vandalized -magnets stolen off car -someone kicked our front door so hard it cracked the doorframe -woman in the parking lot being punched in the face as she tried to drive away -noise, like all the loving time, one time we came home and there were like 50 people in the courtyard because someone was hosting a party in their 1-2 bedroom apartment -possible shots fired in the parking lot in the middle of the night -someone's car alarm went off in front of our apartment and it took like 2 hours for someone to find the owner to turn it off -someone kicked the neighbor's cat so hard he kept it inside after that -tons of people abandoning their pets when they moved out, we took in no less than 4 abandoned cats This isn't like the ghetto or anything either. stuff that's happened renting a house less than a mile away: -neighbors dog gets under the fence sometimes -neighbor's friend threw a couple beercans over the fence into our yard, after being told the neighbor came over and picked them and apologized It's like an insane amount of difference living in a house versus an apartment even in the same neighborhood |
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Jan 9, 2017 01:35
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TOOT BOOT posted:we lived in apartment for like 2 years and this is just the stuff that happened off the top of my head: no offense but the top of your head must be pretty broad and flat for all of that to have occurred there |
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Jan 9, 2017 02:43
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I lived in an apartment for 5 years and the only bad things that ever happened was the downstairs neighbor played his music really loudly once and I told him to turn it down and he said he was sorry. |
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Jan 9, 2017 02:48
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Night 3: All quiet on the western front....too quiet |
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Jan 9, 2017 08:03
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yeah think about if you owned the building, would you kick them out? if the answer is yes, call the building owner, and he/she will almost certainly kick them out. owners want bad tenants even less than you want a bad neighbor.
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Jan 9, 2017 08:44
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Apparently wife saw them putting stuff into totes earlier, so I think they realize they're gonna get evicted. I'd feel bad for them but Im the poorest man alive and also I have a baby so yeah. |
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Jan 9, 2017 08:46
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Ive lost like 20lbs in the past month from being poor though which is nice. |
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Jan 9, 2017 08:48
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I hope their replacement is a chill elderly lady who's really quiet except when she's practicing piano and its just barely audible and very pleasant and you and her alternate baking batches of cookies to share
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Jan 9, 2017 09:57
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Densetsu no Crazy Neighbor |
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Jan 9, 2017 13:24
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Gross Dude posted:I lived in an apartment for 5 years and the only bad things that ever happened was the downstairs neighbor played his music really loudly once and I told him to turn it down and he said he was sorry. Yeah, I lived in an apartment in a not-too-nice neighborhood for 2 years and never had much bad happen. I don't get people who find stories of screaming and property damage to be no big deal.
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Jan 9, 2017 17:40
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Ace of Baes posted:Night 3: All quiet on the western front....too quiet |
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Jan 9, 2017 18:22
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Olds are good neighbors if you live a quiet goon life of video games and muted pornography. |
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Jan 9, 2017 19:04
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Olds are good neighbors if you live a quiet goon life of video games and muted pornography. Plus by living the goon life your neighbors never need to listen to you have sex through the walls. :-D ---------------- |
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Jan 9, 2017 22:06
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Crazy Neighbor Saga is my second favorite anime |
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Jan 9, 2017 22:08
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FactsAreUseless posted:Densetsu no Crazy Neighbor
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Jan 9, 2017 23:55
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Crazy Neighbor Gaiden Story: 5 Drunk Dude Panic!
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Jan 9, 2017 23:56
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my neighbors smoke lovely weed in their garage with the door open, while burning dollar store incense to try to cover the smell. I wish they'd save the dollar and put it towards better weed.
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Jan 12, 2017 03:39
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City of Glompton posted:my neighbors smoke lovely weed in their garage with the door open, while burning dollar store incense to try to cover the smell. I wish they'd save the dollar and put it towards better weed. I'm not sure that incense ever makes anything better.
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Jan 12, 2017 03:40
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Ace of Baes posted:oh, part I left out, according to wife the group of dudes who were over the other night (when her husband/boyfriend wasnt there) were having a gangbang, based on the sounds coming throughthe walls while she was pooping. Next time 5 dudes come over you need to make it 6, if you know what I'm saying.
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Jan 12, 2017 05:52
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i don't know what you are saying, what do you mean?
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