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Ace of Baes posted:the neighbors have returned.... Show them who's boss. Its like the quiet suburban neighbors doing the "keeping up with the Joneses" thing where one family gets a new car, then the others get a slightly nicer car, one puts up christmas decorations, the other puts up just a few more, etc. It's like that but you have to out crazy the apartment next to you. Whatever they do, top it. Show your crazyness dominance, make them move out. Foolproof plan, problem solved!
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Jan 12, 2017 11:45
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Buy them a red text av so when people drive by they'll see "ASK ME ABOUT BEING A VERY INCONSIDERATE NEIGHBOR AND HAVING TERRIBLE TASTE IN LAWN FURNITURE." |
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Jan 12, 2017 13:34
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I HOPE YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE...DEAD
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Jan 12, 2017 13:36
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Composting Toilet posted:I HOPE YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE...DEAD wow its composting toilet I havent seen you in like 5 years. you were always a good poster ---------------- |
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Jan 12, 2017 13:55
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Doctor Dogballs posted:wow its composting toilet I havent seen you in like 5 years. you were always a good poster I MISS YOU, BUDDY / |
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Jan 12, 2017 14:24
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Thanks you too.
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Jan 12, 2017 14:30
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Olds aren't always good neighbours, we live next to an old man who lives with his very old mother who has dementia. She wakes up and puts the radio on full blast at 3 in the morning and he spends the rest of the night screaming at her that it's not the daytime and that he's calling her a doctor the next day to take her away. This happens about every other night |
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Jan 12, 2017 22:51
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A dark storm looms overhead, you thought you were safe, but you were simply in the eye of the storm. The Crazy Neighbors have returned. Since my last update 11 days ago, I have called the police 6 more times on the crazy neighbors, by now I feel like I have a pretty good relationship with all of my local 911 dispatchers, I've also memorized all of the suspect description and scenario questions that 911 asks. The cops have stopped coming by to talk to us when they come, my wife has become an excellent writer in the narrow field of "Written Statement of Events". |
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Jan 24, 2017 07:01
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Is this Trumps' America? |
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Jan 24, 2017 07:02
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Yes, it was a campaign promise. Donald Trump posted:And whatever happened to the crazy neighbors in this country? We use to have the zaniest neighbors. Just the greatest weirdos and freaks. No longer. Pakistan has crazier neighbors than us, hell, even Canada does. I'm going to, on my first day, see the craziest out there freaks you've ever seen moving into apartments next to you. Just really off the wall types. You'll be calling 911, you'll be frustrated and worried, you better believe it. We're going to have plenty to talk about with just the kookiest most uncouth people you can imagine just next door, maybe even squatting, trust me. People aren't even going to believe you. *cheers* |
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Jan 24, 2017 08:46
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'm not sure that incense ever makes anything better. meditation , though better kind of a useless term |
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Jan 24, 2017 09:13
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Ace of Baes posted:A dark storm looms overhead, you thought you were safe, but you were simply in the eye of the storm. The Crazy Neighbors have returned.  How's the landlord? Are they taking any action, or just letting it happen so they can evict them?
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Jan 25, 2017 03:58
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joke_explainer posted:Yes, it was a campaign promise. lol |
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Jan 25, 2017 04:06
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Rushi posted:On the other hand this is pretty much how I feel about it. I've been used to fights and parking lot screaming on a monthly minimum for the past decade no matter where my apartment is. 10 years ago we lived together and the worst thing that happened was my cat attacked yours. a year before that we had crazy times with girls in your :apartment: That said, the apartment we lived in by the industrial district was hosed and that one guy with the afro had to get new lungs after the black mold attempted to consume him alive so maybe you win this round rushi! edit: at the same complex, some random chris tucker looking guy also walked into abuffs place and was eating his potato chips before abuff came downstairs and the guy realized he was in the wrong :apartment: and ran out the back door. Cinderful fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Jan 25, 2017
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Jan 25, 2017 13:55
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Cinderful posted:edit: at the same complex, some random chris tucker looking guy also walked into abuffs place and was eating his potato chips before abuff came downstairs and the guy realized he was in the wrong :apartment: and ran out the back door. wrong apartment or right potato chips 
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Jan 25, 2017 17:11
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Olds aren't always good neighbours, we live next to an old man who lives with his very old mother who has dementia. She wakes up and puts the radio on full blast at 3 in the morning and he spends the rest of the night screaming at her that it's not the daytime and that he's calling her a doctor the next day to take her away. This happens about every other night my old neighbor just yells at me when I've gone more than 5 days without mowing my yard. Then when I'm done she'll go and literally sweep the line between our yards to ensure none of my inferior clippings make it into hers (I already mow so it blows the mulch in my yard  )
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Jan 25, 2017 18:47
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I have 2 neighbors who own Harleys and they'll sit in the alley and just rev the engines constantly for 20-30 minutes at a time. They don't go anywhere, they just rev the engine and waste gas. Then a 3rd neighbor owns some amateur level racing boat. About once a week he has to tune the engine and will run it for hours. Every time it sputters and sounds like it's about to die, I hope he's finally done. But no, he hits the gas again and starts the whole process over. |
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Jan 25, 2017 20:07
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You guys have cool neighbors. |
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Jan 25, 2017 20:14
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the guy who blew himself up in a meth lab THEN became a white supremacist who lived downstairs from me and would do a poo poo ton of speed and scream up through the floor all sorts of racist epithets at me, then want to pet my dog when i was walking her. i lived upstairs from him for five years. the lady who would press herself full-frontal-naked against her window staring at my car or apartment when i would walk from the parking lot to my apartment. the family that i called the screamingtons because they had three teenage boys in a two bedroom apartment with their parents, and they all were Not Okay, and the cops would decline to intervene. the culmination was the kids beating up the family, breaking out the windows, and throwing a pot of boiling spaghetti into the storm drain while it flooded a couple of years ago. that's why we moved a town over to get away from them. the apartment management declined to do anything, help us move, etc., because "it's not problematic." everything else is just annoying inconveniences like "i can't get out of my apartment because they've coned me in and are taking down trees outside my front door making me miss my dentist appointment" and "i can't use any of the appliances in my apartment because using the microwave and the dryer at the same time fried everything." ETA: i live in the suburbs, the city was saner.
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Jan 25, 2017 20:21
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I'm the crazy neigh bor |
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Jan 25, 2017 21:47
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I went to see a horse who claimed to make the most interesting sounds, but it wasn't very good Walking out of the performance i thought, what a crazy neigh bore |
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Jan 25, 2017 21:59
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My only crazy neighbour story is there was these two older guys living in an apt below me (it was a big old house divided into 3 apts, each floor. Theirs was the basement) who would get drunk and yell at each other every once in a while. The one guy definitely had anger issues and would accuse the other of stealing his smokes by screaming "where are my loving smokes" whenever he couldn't find them (pretty often). The one night a lady was over and all three of them were screaming at each other for a bit. Cops show up for a bit, they go back to screaming shortly after. But of note was during a lull, the lady asked... "You guys want to order a pizza?" To which the angry guy immediately replied... "gently caress ONION BREAD." |
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Jan 27, 2017 17:42
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he blew himself up in a meth lab then became a white supremacist? imagining a sort of racist dr. manhattan situation going on |
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Jan 27, 2017 18:04
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