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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Every wildcard team was a deuce, so now we're on to the Divisional round

Saturday

4:30pm: #3 Seahawks @ #2 Falcons
8:15pm: #4 Texans @ #1 Patriots

Sunday

1pm: #3 Steelers @ #2 Chiefs
4:30: #4 Packers @ #1 Cowboys

Can the Seahawks slow down the Falcons' ridiculous offense?

Can the Texans?

Is Ben Roethlisberger injured badly?

How many Packers must die before Rodgers accepts what he is?

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
tip to all nfl players still in the playoffs: avoid boats

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

shiksa posted:

tip to all nfl players still in the playoffs: avoid boats

Lake Minnetonka is very frozen this time of year in case you were wondering.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I'm glad the Raiders were the 3rd most disappointing team in the wildcard round

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Apparently Sean Hannity was tweeting about Rodgers being gay, so I guess that joke is now dead.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Kalli posted:

4:30pm: #3 Seahawks @ #2 Falcons

4:30: #4 Packers @ #1 Cowboys
These are going to be some tasty games.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Go Chiefs, Falcons, Texans, Packers, Cowboys, Steelers, Seahawks, and Patriots.

In that order.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Kalli posted:

Apparently Sean Hannity was tweeting about Rodgers being gay, so I guess that joke is now dead.

tff loves its gay jokes though, so we'll drag it on for another 8-9 years.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Kalli posted:

Can the Texans?

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
This week's games were awful for neutral fans. Next week should be way better.

The texans will get destroyed by the patriots.
Don't be surprised if the seahawks beat the falcons.
Steelers/Chiefs is going to own. Total tossup
Packers/Cowboys will be a shootout. Rodgers will ball out even without Jordy. Can Dak answer?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







chiefs v packers is the only superbowl that doesn't make me want to self harm at this point.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I would like for the Cowboys to win the football game

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

FizFashizzle posted:

chiefs v packers is the only superbowl that doesn't make me want to self harm at this point.

Chiefs Falcons for me.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I would like for the Cowboys to win the football game

:same:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I would like for the Cowboys to win the football game

Me too.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
So on to the Chiefs. There is this I guess.

Friends,
I'm sorry to say but I cannot and will not be watching any more football this season (although I haven't been doing much since the Hill debacle) and I do not think I will be watching any more for a very long time. You see, I've been forcing myself to follow my old sport even after the Chiefs abandoned me. It's mostly due to loyalty and tradition; I like watching the sport after all. I even chose to follow the Jaguars for a season to keep my flagging football interests alive. No affront to them (I still believe a 10-6 season is on the horizon after Gus Bradley was fired! Bortles will be top ten for sure!) but my heart wasn't in it. Even when I do arrive here on this forum and watch football while posting, I cannot keep my righteous anger over the drafting of Tyreek Hill at bay. This may surprise you but your friend Parm has a little bit of a temper sometimes I should have quit the sport the moment Hill was drafted but I held on naively, like a drat fool, hoping the best would happen and that Justice would prevail. All of you who called me out on this were correct. Thank you for your honesty. I will definitely appreciate it.

Truly, the NFL has made it clear that it is no longer for me. Every year that goes by, another team falls off the list of respectable teams and another abuser gets signed for mega-bucks. It's hard to keep cheering for such a sport as I get older and older. I always assumed my team would be clear and they would learn the lesson of Jovan Belcher but John Dorsey and Andy Reid forgot that. So did the fans. I'll never forgive people for cheering his name in Arrowhead. I can't abide by it. If I don't make a stand, I'll be justifying anything while football just becomes fouler and fouler. It's enough to have ten evil teams but now there's going to be at least fifteen here before too long. What happens if there's twenty? I'm not standing by to find out. So, this is it: I am officially finishing my posting career in TFF and my football fandom altogether. We've had some good times, my dear friends, but I need to leave for the well-being of my own psyche.

Before I go, however, I have some more to say. As the most controversial poster in this forum, I must resolve some hanging issues:
1. My posting was never a gimmick. I have never posted with a gimmick and I never will. I post sincerely and without irony about issues I care quite a bit about and I always have. I might be wrong about some things (and Lord knows I have been) but I always post from the heart. I admit that I have "trolled" some people before so as to create some laughs but I have never ascribed to a gimmick style. In fact, I consider all the desperate posters chasing after me to accuse me of gimmicking to be gimmick posting themselves. Truly disappointing.
2. My evil team's list is real and fair and I respect and admire anyone else who creates their own. It will be different than mine and as long as you can justify it, then it's just as valid. I would ask my friends to always consider a list of teams and players they personally despise on an ethical level as that's the simplest and most basic form of sports fandom.
3. There are certain arguments with regards to my old team that I refused to engage in. One is the fallacy that every team probably has a bad player on it so just stop caring. I would hate to be so cynical. The second involves the biggest Chiefs tragedy of all time: Jovan Belcher. Some dastardly posters tried to troll me using that awful event and I hope they are ashamed of themselves for doing so. I avoided this argument because it was, uh, bad and not much fun to talk about, you know? The answer was always pretty simple and obvious but certain posters engaged in bad faith arguments with attempts to "get" me so I'll handle it now and forever. Scott Pioli handled the Jovan Belcher situation as best he could by giving a moment of silence to the victims of domestic violence and setting up a fund for Belcher's orphan. This is clear and obvious.
4. Alex Smith is still bottom five in the league and that's always been true and I've always been right about it.

If you would like to keep in touch with me, please know that I will be on SA still. I'm thinking about seriously getting into the NBA (a much more Just sport) so you might even see me in those threads. My Twitter handle is @lakdifflanchzed (it's an old account named after my first D&D character so lay off ). I'll not be giving off my facebook or my tumblr at this time. In the meantime, I intend to find another thing to channel my hobby energy into.

Perhaps a day may come when I begin posting again. A lot of things have to change but I don't think football will be around in any real good state for much longer. It's going to be like NASCAR pretty soon. Goodell will see to that. If I am to return, the following things must happen:
1. Goodell is fired and a new GM willing to punish players and teams for actual misdeeds and not hosed up socks or whatever. Maybe someone who's not a lovely owner shill?
2. Andy Reid, John Dorsey, Tyreek Hill and Alex Smith are no longer in the league in any serious way.
3. Ben Roethlisberger, James Harrison, John Elway, Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Jameis Winston, Frank Clark, Adrian Peterson, Dorial-Green Beckham, Terrell Suggs, Aqib Talib, TJ Ward, Dan Synder, Jeremy Hill, and probably several others I'm forgetting at the moment must also be removed from the league and from league history. Ray Rice, Josh Brown, Greg Hardy and Perrish Cox need to remain exiled for life.
4. For gently caress's sake take OJ's loving bust out of the hall goddamn it's not that hard to just put the thing in a loving wheelbarrow and just push it out the back and into a ravine

Once I am satisfied with the state of the NFL I will perhaps return. It seems unlikely and I doubt even then I'll have the time to care. Time moves on after all and so must I. There are many good posters here and I'll always treasure the memories I have. Rams/Hawks 7-9 bowl? Amazing. Steeler fan meltdowns? Can't forget it. But it's time to leave for me. I wish that take this one thing away from this thread: Always stand up for Justice in whichever way you think you can. Never give in to cynicism and forlorn acceptance. If you truly care about something, then you must care. I have deeply cared for football and will probably do so for a time yet. I wished that it would become the force for change that I knew it could be. I was disappointed but instead of hanging on out of habit, I will move on and find something I can care about guilt-free. If you care as I do, then maybe it's time to stand up for the sport and demand better as I have done for the past however many years.

Please feel free to have a discussion about some of the finer points that I've brought up tonight. Evil teams, the fate of football, gently caress Alex Smith. Whatever you guys want. Go for it.
Thank you all and Happy Holidays!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I think our secondary and pass rush (if Houston is healthy and plays) is not an issue at all, but Bell will definitely run for 6-7 ypc next week, this is a matchup of a huge strength against a massive weakness and it'll tire the whole D out and make Brown more open...welll, you know how football works. I think getting lucky with turnovers, or a huge ST play is the only way to keep up with Pittsburgh's offense, I also feel like Alex Smith might die scrambling

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I would like for the Cowboys to win the football game

naw

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

swickles posted:

So on to the Chiefs. There is this I guess.

Why bother quoting a Jags fan here though?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I would like for the Cowboys to win the football game

I concur, doctor

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/JordanRaanan/status/818273628483526657

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ESPN writer Dan Graziano posted:

I asked Packers TE Jared Cook what it was like in the locker room after the Hail Mary. He said, "You know what it's like when you look a man in the eye and he's ready to go kill?" I had to tell him no.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

FizFashizzle posted:

chiefs v packers is the only superbowl that doesn't make me want to self harm at this point.

I'm gonna keep hoping for the Hank Hill Bowl until about (looks up, checks gametime) 8:25pm on Saturday.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Jesus Christ that's great

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Haha

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

I'll be at the NE game. I last attended the Rams game so I'm pretty pissed my brother won rights to the AFC Championship Tix :argh:

I'll report how utterly uninterested the soft crowd will be by half time

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

goddamn

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:siren: :siren:

Steelers assistant coach Joey Porter has been put in the back of a cop car in the south side for an altercation with a police officer

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

https://twitter.com/Rob_Lowder/status/818286282790965248

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I hope Tom Savage gets the start

Touchdown Tom vs Touchdown Tom

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chris James 2 posted:

:siren: :siren:

Steelers assistant coach Joey Porter has been put in the back of a cop car in the south side for an altercation with a police officer

Good.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Chris James 2 posted:

:siren: :siren:

Steelers assistant coach Joey Porter has been put in the back of a cop car in the south side for an altercation with a police officer

Haha, this is great if true.

Like, I can just imagine how fired up he is and then doing dumbass things that lead to a fight with a cop.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chris James 2 posted:

:siren: :siren:

Steelers assistant coach Joey Porter has been put in the back of a cop car in the south side for an altercation with a police officer

Officer Pacman was on duty.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Intruder posted:

I hope Tom Savage gets the start

Touchdown Tom vs Touchdown Touched-with-Down Tom

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Chris James 2 posted:

:siren: :siren:

Steelers assistant coach Joey Porter has been put in the back of a cop car in the south side for an altercation with a police officer

I know the dude that broke this story so i'm happy for him getting his first big scoop

Lmao steelers

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

quote:

Dion Jordan? He’s played his last game for the Dolphins. After being suspended twice for violating both the performance enhancing drug program and the program of substances of abuse (street drugs), Jordan got hurt while on suspension. Who does that? Then he required not one but two knee surgeries.

And now I’m told he’s having “issues” again that effectively will get him cut this offseason. That 26-year-old former No. 3 overall pick isn’t riding to the rescue at defensive end.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/armando-salguero/article125341179.html#storylink=cpy

lol

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


Please don't hate on the Texans' Nic Cage

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

schweens posted:

I know the dude that broke this story so i'm happy for him getting his first big scoop

Lmao steelers
I like how there are two Chris Muellers in the Pittsburgh sports media

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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Posting mine because why not

a new study bible! fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 9, 2017

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