|
I hope Tom Savage gets the start Touchdown Tom vs Touchdown Tom
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 03:44
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:42 |
|
|
Please don't hate on the Texans' Nic Cage
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 03:52
|
|
|
Your Taint posted:gently caress the Texans slightly less. The Texans own but I wouldn't expect a dude who regrets a trade of a 5th for Odell Beckham to understand that
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 05:12
|
|
|
No Butt Stuff posted:My wife just bought me tickets or I'd hit you up. What section are you in? Oh look it's my mortal enemy 
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 05:14
|
|
|
Osweiler definitively named starter in the Pats game Congrats Pats fans ..... lol like it'd make a difference
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 08:06
|
|
|
TheChirurgeon posted:Yeah it just doesn't seem likely that the Texans have a shot, particularly when you factor in that it's likely to snow on Sunday. The Texans actually play pretty well in snow, especially for a southern team, but yeah the Patriots are going to dunk all over them just like they always do TheChirurgeon posted:unfortunately at that point, the babies don't really poo poo and vomit on everything. Moms don't start producing milk until day 3-4 usually, so their poops are like glue and they don't really spit up They look like they're swaddled under the towels But yeah, their poo poo is like elmer's glue for the first several weeks as they drink colostrum, and since my wife and I went the cloth diaper route it was a real bitch lol
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 17:20
|
|
|
It wasn't that bad, we bought one of those bidet-like sprayers that attaches to the line leading to your toilet tank so we could just spray everything in the toilet before tossing it in the diaper buddy
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 17:26
|
|
|
They're both out of diapers now, 6 and 3 (7 and 4 in a few months), yours? And hey now the Astros are going to be good this year - me last year before the disappointment
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 17:33
|
|
|
It's seriously not as hard as it seems, especially if you invest in one-size all in ones. Then again, with twins that could have been different And you save a shitload of money
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 17:38
|
|
|
lol at everyone in Houston saying that Saturday's game proved Brock is figuring it out He literally threw two excellent passes, a handful of ok ones, and then his usual menagerie of garbage I liked how he threw that perfect sideline ball to Nuk and Gruden started talking about how he's been throwing those four yards OOB all season, then on the next drive he tried to throw one to Fuller and it went four yards OOB Also Mike Vrabel is going to interview for the Rams HC job. Noooo don't go Mike 
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 18:49
|
|
|
Turned out to not be related to the NFL
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 18:51
|
|
|
I mean there's been a whole shitload of evidence that's come out this season -Cancelled on being his friend's best man the morning of the wedding -Skipped his grandfather's funeral -Apparently acted like a cocky prima donna when he was first drafted and treated Favre like he was on his way out -Hasn't spoken to any of his family for like two years Off the top of my head
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 18:59
|
|
|
Apparently he and his grandfather were super duper close before he cut his family out of his life. He called him before every game
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:03
|
|
|
Oh also when Rodgers parents sent him and Olivia Christmas presents, they were mailed back unopened a couple months later
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:04
|
|
|
Leon Einstein posted:None of us are privvy to his family drama so making judgements about it is stupid. You're the guy who says "We shouldn't form opinions until we know all the facts" when news stories that seem to contradict your beliefs break aren't you?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:07
|
|
|
Leon Einstein posted:His parents may have done something unforgivable. Who knows? I'm not reading into some ridiculous 3rd hand Christmas present story, seriously? Sorry your QB is an rear end in a top hat, but at least you can take solace in the fact that he's really really good
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:08
|
|
|
Leon Einstein posted:I didn't see that on the "news", you got a source? lmfao
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:10
|
|
|
Don't forget the dude who said Green Bay is just as fine a place to go as, say, NYC, LA, Paris...
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:18
|
|
|
I wouldn't believe a word Jennings says about anyone in or around the Packers organization tbh
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:20
|
|
|
FizFashizzle posted:who punched a hole in the closet? 
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 19:41
|
|
|
I'd be terrified to have the very good but risk taking and imminently burnable Marcus Peters covering AB
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 20:19
|
|
|
Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:How many points do the Texans need to score to win this weekend? More than they will
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:00
|
|
|
That has to be the hugest line in playoff history e: And the over/under is only 44.5 lol Intruder fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Jan 9, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:02
|
|
|
Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:A Brock led team with a great defense just beat New England last season. New England should obviously be heavily favored at home, but come on. The Texans aren't the Browns. The Texans were embarrassed by Jacoby Brissett this very season
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:10
|
|
|
Brock is literally the worst starting QB in football this season (not including spot starters, or maybe even including them). Like you could probably pop Case Keenum in this offense and it'd improve drastically There's always a chance he has some weird good game like he did against the Bears or Packers (and lol he only threw for 202 yards against the Packers, but no picks and two TD) but I wouldn't count on it The dude got yanked out of a game against the loving Jaguars defense Intruder fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jan 9, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:24
|
|
|
I will say that if Brock plays a clean game like he did against Oakland and has similar production, I could see the Texans having a 50-60% chance of covering
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:28
|
|
|
hifi posted:we just need our own tom brady - kawalimus from houston, texas I'd settle for our own Alex Smith
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:32
|
|
|
The only possible saving grace is that the defense is playing significantly better than it was the first time they played the Patriots Watt played in that game but he was already broken by that time, supposedly he reinjured his back in the KC game but played anyway. AJ Bouye and Wilfork are also playing a lot better than they were at that point. But Kevin White is the team's best CB arguably and he's out so  The offensive line was a lot more in flux at that point too, not that it's a very good line right now though Both starting ILBs are poor in coverage so like Kalli said, yikes when it comes to RBs running routes e: Plus, you know, Brady's playing in this one Intruder fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jan 9, 2017 |
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:35
|
|
|
Savage has cleared the concussion protocol so maybe O'Brien will have Brock on a short leash He drat well should
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:40
|
|
|
Tom Brady caught up in illicit shirt printing scandal
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:42
|
|
|
I really doubt it ever was Wasn't that just Glazer speculating? Really need to get a better offensive coordinator next season though. The playcalling has been atrocious, both under Godsey and when BoB took over. Could argue that Brock's limitations put a shackle on playcalling though
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:45
|
|
|
Metapod posted:Nuk fuller and Miller are good at football Nuk has as big a catch radius as any WR in the league but Brock seems to find ways to miss it regardless
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 22:46
|
|
|
GaussianCopula posted:The Texans were beat 27-0 by the Patriots version of the Oakland Raiders last week (3rd string QB starting and got injured during the game) Well if they get multiple defensive scores then they won't get shut out smart guy 
|
|
#
¿
Jan 9, 2017 23:31
|
|
|
all-Rush mixtape posted:N: The Republican Party of Gerogia's party logo is the Houston Texans logo with a Geordi La Forge headset That's pretty great
|
|
#
¿
Jan 10, 2017 06:33
|
|
|
Hey Bill, Shane Lechler has managed to remain one of the best punters in the league despite his advancing age. Can you explain what techniques you see that allow him to kick so deeply while maintaining good angles and hangtime?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 10, 2017 17:32
|
|
|
sean10mm posted:"We're on to Innsmouth." Nice
|
|
#
¿
Jan 10, 2017 17:50
|
|
|
Bill was Ryan Gosling's performance in the film Drive overrated?
|
|
#
¿
Jan 10, 2017 17:56
|
|
|
Ehud posted:I just found out this weekend that my niece is pregnant. She's 17. My sister is going to be a grandmother at 33. Looks like your niece made it longer than your sister then so... progress? My cousin had her first kid at 16, also nearly went to jail for injecting the hit that OD'd and killed the father
|
|
#
¿
Jan 10, 2017 21:55
|
|
|
Ehud posted:
Teach them that working IT and doing deadlifts will keep those hormones in check
|
|
#
¿
Jan 10, 2017 21:59
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 18:42 |
|
|
Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:There are only seven games left boys and girls. Are you counting Texans/Pats as a game? Also I share first names with a famously closeted autist jerk
|
|
#
¿
Jan 11, 2017 01:16
|
|