DoctorGonzo posted:

At least SD is on today.

MotU posted:

yeah thats the main problem w/ the nashville hot chicken is that it comes in a different shape than standard or 'underground' double downs that kfc serves so it ends up being a bit of a mess even if you con your way into one especially w/ the 2 sauces and cheese mixing and dripping

Mons Hubris posted:

Gladio is 100% Roman Reigns, nobody else can be Roman Reigns. Ignis is William Regal and Prompto is Scotty 2 Hotty. Don't @ me.

MotU posted:

the unhealthyness of the double down is overstated, just do some stretching and maybe a job after youll be fine

Golashes posted:

id fork and knife it but that goes against the spirit of the sandwich. the last time i got KFC NHC it seemed like they just draped the sauce over the chicken after it was cooked, maybe i can see if they can make me a double down and give me the sauce on the side and DIY it? do we have any KFC guys here to elaborate on the process?


im roman reigns

MotU posted:

you coudl always wrap the sandwich a little in the paper that they put at the bottom of the box, i mean thats if you care about mess at all i mean if its a rumble project and youre watchign wrestling who cares just be a piece of poo poo and eat it like ryback eating wings. you could probably even book curtis axel to cheer you on for a cheap price

Golashes posted:

i cant wait for triple h to enter the rumble next week now that there is absolutely no football

Sugar Blaster posted:

unless you're mortal enemy vince mcmahon who can command undertaker to murder your son on command because...???

DeepDickPizza posted:

My God, that angle was so bad. Sometimes, WWE borks angles up so badly that you almost have to admire it as art.

Alan_Shore posted:

That Raw sounded bad. Was it bad? It would have been cool to see Jericho win the US title but it's not worth the sacrifice.

DeepDickPizza posted:

It was very bad. There were some cool spots in the main event, but at the end of the day, it took a handicap match for Chris Jericho to beat Roman Reigns for a singles title, and his partner was the Universal Champion, and everyone in the ring looked weaker because of it.

StarkRavingMad posted:

I watched the end of the Undertaker segment and I want to make that weird sound he made into my ringtone

DeepDickPizza posted:

It was very bad. There were some cool spots in the main event, but at the end of the day, it took a handicap match for Chris Jericho to beat Roman Reigns for a singles title, and his partner was the Universal Champion, and everyone in the ring looked weaker because of it.

EDIT: This video is cool, though. "I'm the Great JeriKhali."

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/818701456198930432

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol.

http://wrestlingwithtext.com/media/hglphdbl.wav

Abroham Lincoln posted:

StarkRavingMad posted:

hello new text message notification

The Grey posted:

I don't understand. What is the keyfab reason for putting Roman in a handicap match? Just because Stephanie doesn't like him?

cams posted:

in both of roman reigns' wrestlemania main events, the matches would have been just as good if roman reigns were replaced with a pile of wood

DeepDickPizza posted:

EDIT: This video is cool, though. "I'm the Great JeriKhali."

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/818701456198930432

oatgan posted:

it's weird thinking about WrestleMania with Owens and AJ being the odd men out in top matches despite dominating their shows for half the year

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol.

http://wrestlingwithtext.com/media/hglphdbl.wav

Krispy Kremepie posted:

Raw was good

Roman is good

Ya'll bitch to much and must be loads of fun to be around. See you next time on Dragon Ball Z.

DeepDickPizza posted:

This video is cool, though. "I'm the Great JeriKhali."

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/818701456198930432

Sanguinia posted:

So who are the viable Royal Rumble winners, assuming that Cena beats AJ? Obviously Brock, Goldberg or Taker could all win it. Taker is in the cards for either champ according to the dirtsheets. They teased Reigns vs Goldberg, and I'm sure they'd be happy to do Reigns vs Lesnar II. But lets assume, just for the sake of argument, its not one of those three guys.

Could they give Corbin the match and do Corbin vs Cena, turn the main event momentum Smackdown has given him into stardom to go with that "build for the future," mentality a Reigns vs Taker match would represent?

Could they reward Miz for the best year of his career with a Royal Rumble win and have him face Cena to pay off his 6-month This Company Is Against Me story by going after the company's biggest symbol?

Could they finally give Ambrose the spot he deserves and relive Warrior v Hogan, celebrating both Ambrose's success in the Top Face role on SD and the IC title's renewed status with a Champion vs Champion Title-for-Title bout?

Could Balor return for an out-of-nowhere victory as the uncrowned champion who's 1-0 against his rival, giving Roman the chance to get his win back on the big stage and actually leaving his victory in doubt?

Those four seem like the only options if its not one of the Special Attractions. Rollins is busy. Styles and Owens are dropping the belts. Jericho's feud with Reigns is old and stale. I can't imagine them giving it to Strowman because if Reigns wins it kills Strowman's heat because he hasn't cemented his Unstoppable Monster position yet, and if Strowman wins it buries Reigns for not being enough of a Hero to beat the monster at Mania. At which point I guess Hogan runs in to close the show as champion.

Not to disparage that there are 7 potential Rumble Winners thanks to the the fact that there are multiple Once A Year Boys in the Rumble. Its a very impressive field. It may be the most theoretically open rumble in a decade or more. And if you include the ones I discounted, that's a total potential Mania Main Event field of 12 wrestlers, even if some of them stretch the word 'potential,' to its limits

I guess we'll have a better idea after Smackdown tomorrow. I just really hope the winner isn't a part-timer. Unless its Goldberg, I'm down with that.

DeepDickPizza posted:

It was very bad. There were some cool spots in the main event, but at the end of the day, it took a handicap match for Chris Jericho to beat Roman Reigns for a singles title, and his partner was the Universal Champion, and everyone in the ring looked weaker because of it.

EDIT: This video is cool, though. "I'm the Great JeriKhali."

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/818701456198930432

DeepDickPizza posted:

This is a whole lot of words to say "The Undertaker is winning the Royal Rumble match."

Jiro posted:

Why do people keep wishing "no knees" Undertaker to win the Rumble?? He can't really carry a match anymore without having five minute rest holds. If it's been obvious with Bryan, Edge, HBK, Foley, on why they should never get in the ring again and everyone accepts it, why is it so hard to see that Taker has been in the same boat for a lot longer even if he only wrestles two to three times a year tops?

Why can't people just wish him well so he can live out the rest of his life with his awesome hot wife? While coming back once and a while to do a cool promo *gong* and leave.