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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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JERKCITY MAFIA (THE SECOND TIME GOD WHY)

9 FUCKOS

STANDARD RULES

  1. Absurd Revolver
  2. Byers2142
  3. Dick Bastardly
  4. got some chores tonight
  5. Kashuno
  6. Podima
  7. Quidthulhu
  8. Retro Futurist
  9. Winson_Paine



DICKS (SLURPING, DRIPPING, ETC)

Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jan 13, 2017

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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loving LOL

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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I'M ORGANIZING THE FUCKIN poo poo AND ROLE PMS WILL GO OUT SOONISH, JERKS

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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PLEASE NOTE THE loving DEADLINE

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Byers2142 posted:

WHAT KIND OF SCRUB MOD DOESN'T PUT VOTEFINDER IN THE OP

DICK OF THE SUCK

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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HEY JERKS I UPDATED THE DEADLINE IT'S NOW 1:30PM AND NOT 10:30PM (ON SUNDAY (THE LORD'S DAY (FOR SUCKING DILZ)))

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Retro Futurist posted:

gently caress YOU

OTHER OPTION IS 5:00PM EST TODAY

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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THE DEADLINE IS NOW 5:00PM EST TODAY

:siren: POST OR EAT poo poo :siren:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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SPIGOT AKA GOT SOME CHORES TONIGHT WAS EROTICALLY ASPHYXIATED DAY 1. HE WAS A TOWN VANILLA.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 1.
IF Y'ALL CAN GET ME NIGHT ACTIONS BY 5 WE CAN RE-OPEN FOR THE WEEKEND, OTHERWISE LOL MAYBE SATURDAY MORNINGISH? IDK gently caress YOU

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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IT IS NOW DAY 2.

THINK DICK.

DAY 2 WILL PROBABLY END MID-DAY TUESDAY EST BUT I HAVEN'T FINISHED HLAGLAUHLUAHGHLAGHLAUGHALGHAGHLAGHAGUHLUAHLG DECIDING HLHAHGAGHGAULGHALUG YET

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Kashuno posted:

WHO THE gently caress DIED BITCH

DOES IT LOOK LIKE ANYONE

TAKE THE PRICKS OUT OF YOUR EYES AND READ

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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DAY 2 HAS ENDED; NOBODY WAS ASPHYXIATED.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 2 GIVE ME YOUR COCKSUCKING ACTIONS ASAP FOR gently caress'S SAKE

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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NET AKA QUIDTHULHU WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE ON NIGHT 2. HE WAS A TOWN JAILER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyFG9kdg2RI



IT IS NOW DAY 3, DICKLICKERS.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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TURBODICK!!



ATANDT AKA RETRO FUTURIST WAS EROTICALLY ASPHYXIATED ON DAY 3. HE WAS TOWN VANILLA.
IT IS NOW NIGHT 3.

Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jan 18, 2017

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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PANTS AKA BYERS2142 WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE NIGHT 3. HE WAS TOWN VANILLA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyFG9kdg2RI



IT IS NOW DAY 4 HLUAHGLAUGHLAUGHULAGHGLUAHGLUG

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Votecount for Day 4



Not Voting (5): Absurd Revolver, Dick Bastardly, Kashuno, Podima, Winson_Paine

With 5 alive, it's 3 votes to execute. The current deadline is January 19th, 2017 at 5:30 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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DICK AKA KASHUNO WAS EROTICALLY ASPHYXIATED ON DAY 4. HE WAS A TOWN VANILLA.

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HANFORD AKA WINSON_PAINE AND DEUCE AKA DICK BASTARDLY WERE THOROUGHLY GARGLED ON DAY 4. THEY WERE TOWN VANILLA.



RANDA AKA PODIMA AND BUNG AKA ABSURD REVOLVER CLIMAXED ON DAY 4. THEY WERE MAFIA GOONS.

:siren:MAFIA HAS WON THE :dong: CIRCLEJERK :dong: FLAWLESSLY!:siren:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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MARVEL AT THE BRUTAL SCUM DONGING https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JQd_Kcl3dbSIYUJ0Aw4-gAGjiBHN0wCg0rlK-XpD0ZQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Dick Bastardly posted:

This is the result I expected. Quite in the spirit of JERKCITY imo. Well done.

objectively the worst game i've ever been a part of

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