How do you find the good Mangoes at the supermarket?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > How do you find the good Mangoes at the supermarket?

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I like getting the green ones and chewing on the sour pit sometimes. :discourse:

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I like to grab them like some firm, supple breasts, and give them the slightest little squeeze. Mmmm yeah, that's the stuff. :mmmsmug:

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Jan 12, 2017

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 01:03

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Topographic Nap posted:

I bring a pocket knife and usually just sample one in the store and if its ripe pick the mango that looks closest to it. I pick out bags of Oreos the same way.

Lol @ the guy who needs a knife to get into a bag of Oreos.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 01:57

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