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 Ronald Hump has a hump on his back, some say it's where the hamburgers come from... Ronald Hump has a vegan menu, just to see the kids cry. Ronald Hump has a sister.. Chick McNugget!  Ronald Hump once went to Burger King.. He thought it was a dump. Ronald Hump doesn't get heart attacks: He is heartless. Ronald Hump and Cockroaches are the only beings capable of surviving the zombie apocalyse. 
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my name is Ronald Hump and I'm here to say "welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order"
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Jan 13, 2017 04:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3TV3U-9uvc |
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Jan 13, 2017 04:06
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Ronald Hump feeling down, he says he's in a slump |
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Jan 13, 2017 04:08
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Macnult posted:Ronald Hump feeling down, he says he's in a slump "how am I feeling, you ask? well, you know... I have my ups and downs"
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Jan 13, 2017 04:12
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See Ronald hump. Hump, Ronald, hump! Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jan 13, 2017 |
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Jan 13, 2017 04:14
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On Wednesday I like to eat at McDonalds I call it the Ronald Hump
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Jan 13, 2017 04:45
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Ronald Hump bathes in the ketchup of his enemies |
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Jan 13, 2017 05:17
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wigglin posted:Ronald Hump bathes in the ketchup of his enemies
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Jan 13, 2017 11:17
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<3 
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the hump is a smaller Ronald, fast asleep
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Jan 13, 2017 21:38
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Ronald Hump and his sesame seed rear end |
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Jan 13, 2017 22:46
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:Ronald Hump and his sesame seed rear end lol |
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Jan 13, 2017 23:25
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BzBF3eCxz3
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Jan 14, 2017 00:25
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 whats up ronald, u seem really hissy today, 15 nuggets please
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Jan 14, 2017 01:55
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treasure bear posted:
where's the hump? what are you hiding?
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Jan 14, 2017 02:04
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Ronald Hump was once sexualy assaulted by a rutting camel... as a revenge, all his burgers are really camel meat. Ronald Hump's fetish is camel toes. Ronald Hump is the actual ringer of ringer of Notre Dame.
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Jan 14, 2017 03:16
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Honald Rump
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Ronald Hump is in hot water again today after news broke of the waterboarding of longtime dissident Mayor McCheese, which was performed in order to secure the location of the Hamburglar's secret hideout. You'll recall that a few months ago, said hideout, located in Eastern McDonaldland was then attacked by Meal Team 6, resulting in the death of 3 Fry Guys and the capture of The Hamburglar who was executed on live television last week after a length trial at the Hague. In related news, a drone strike on the last known location of Grimace was reportedly ineffective as the purple monster was spotted in Cairo days later. Intelligence officials, under orders from Ronald Hump himself have released explicit video of Birdie The Early Bird exposing her cloaca, in order to undermine her public image in the run-up to her campaign against him. Hump has been publicly mentioning the tape whenever he can, even going so far as to insinuate the Officer Big Mac was the one behind the camera. These reports and the veracity of the video have still yet to be confirmed. Also : The manhunt is on for escaped prisoner of the state Mac Tonight. He was last seen in the Andes mountains and is wanted for questioning in the disappearance of the rebel group known only as the Happy Meal Gang. Ronald Hump has ordered law enforcement to shoot on sight. Anyone with information regarding these fugitives is to contact the FBI immediately. The Homeland Security Chief Captain Crook has issued a statement, calling Mac Tonight "Dangerous to our country and its citizens"
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Jan 14, 2017 16:38
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darth_pizza posted:Ronald Hump is in hot water again today after news broke of the waterboarding of longtime dissident Mayor McCheese, which was performed in order to secure the location of the Hamburglar's secret hideout.
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Jan 14, 2017 16:40
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Uxzuigal posted:Ronald Hump has a sister.. Chick McNugget! Hey there, how about me, you, and some honey BBQ mmm? |
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Jan 15, 2017 12:49
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Mariana Horchata posted:Hey there, how about me, you, and some honey BBQ mmm? Ronald Hump approves of soviet premium nasty ladies.
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Jan 15, 2017 14:31
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Ronald Hump only serves fake food because when he served fresh food someone accused him of serving fake food. If anyone ever brings this up he finds them and destroys them with his eye lasers. |
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Jan 15, 2017 15:26
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If any of his establishments ever lose money, he travels there and gives the owner his signature finishing move, a crippling spinning piledriver, otherwise known as The Hump Dump |
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Jan 15, 2017 15:29
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Ronald Hump and Chuck Norris once clashed together, resulting in our universe being created between them..
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Jan 15, 2017 19:06
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darth_pizza posted:Meal Team 6 lol
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Jan 15, 2017 21:01
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Jan 16, 2017 17:36
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i had a dream about chick mcnugget ln... nooo not sexual or anything, but not really platonic either? it was like we were hanging out at this park by the water i like to go to when it's nice and just walked around talking and then got food...and thats all i remember Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jan 16, 2017 |
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Jan 16, 2017 22:21
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tell us about it
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Jan 16, 2017 22:24
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i just did! |
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Jan 16, 2017 23:40
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Mariana Horchata posted:i just did! Take some DMT and tell us the rest of the story!
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me dying in the desert: o-oh my god I thought no one would come please you have to save me ronald hump: haha whoah you look tired and thirsty me ditd: please I need water ronald hump: haha sorry bud I didn't bring any! me ditd: *points at the hump* aren't you storing some in there? ronald hump: haha no that's full of creamy sriracha dipping sauce, available now for a limited time |
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