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NewMars posted:So I figured out what the trading area icon is: It's an Ankylosaurus talking to some kind of raptor I think, with a fallen tree with stuff on it between them, being used as a makeshift market stall. Glazius posted:This is kind of a ridiculous tech bounty. Does the AI just not know how to go after goodies?
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Right, so, what we've been doing is important. VERY important. I cannot overstate this. But nonetheless, we must put it on hold for a bit - just a bit! It's not even a full bite! - to answer some extremely pressing questions before they actually physically squish us. BONUS UPDATE 1: Okay What Does Gond Actually Mean Seriously Like most stories this one absolutely does not begin in the Victorian era but that is where we'll start anyways. Did you know that cameras used to make your eyes look lazy? It could be true! Once upon there was a man. A man with a beard. A man who loved rocks a lot. A whole damned lot. His name was Henry Benedict Medlicott, believe it or not, and he loved rocks so much he went to India to see some exciting new ones, and there he hosed around considerably until 1872, when he noticed some rocks that didn't quite seem to fit into the older, Cambrian-ish stone of the Vindhyan supergroup. Well, this younger Permian-oid to Triassic-or-so stone needed a name, which Medlicott suggested be 'Gondwana.' Actually he was completely wrong about how this all worked but let's leave that aside for the moment A dozen or so years after that, some other guy called Edward Suess popped up and noted that this funny little kind of seed fern called Glossopteris was found throughout the Permian stone of Africa, South America, and India. He figured they were all wedged together at some point, and called the hypothetical southern supercontinent 'Gondwanaland,' likely because everyone had already realized that 'Gondwana' was a very satisfying word to say and should be said as often as possible in as many ways as possible. The picture on the left is the only image here that isn't rubber-stamped fifty times over with giant PUBLIC DOMAIN labels so have a nice citation But all of that doesn't matter that much because the actual, factual origin of the term 'Gond' - and henceforth, Gondwana, and so on, Gondwanaland - is the Gond (or Gondi) people of India. Unlike our own Gonds, you may notice a distinct lack of scales, feathers, a diapsid skull, or the ability to weigh multiple tons. Do not confuse the two. It would be confusing. Drakyn fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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This is not something I know about much! Thanks you for the information!
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 00:42 |
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Drakyn posted:(or Gondi)
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# ? Jan 24, 2017 01:11 |
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I'm gonda have to keep up with one of the best LPs ever.
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# ? Jan 25, 2017 22:40 |
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I JUST told you not to confuse them!Drakyn posted:Do not confuse the two. It would be confusing. All is not lost yet. We still have a chance. I, personally, am spending that chance on additional Gond which I shall generously share with you. Update 6: Gond Baby Gond Drakyn fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Is the arms race an actual race to develop arms? If not, what even is the point?
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:23 |
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Glazius posted:Is the arms race an actual race to develop arms? It's an attempt by tyrannosaurs to run on their hands. It always ends poorly.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 03:26 |
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Until just recently, I had assumed that Gond was a particularly barbarous lizard nation, it's denizens rolling around in the mud, murdering each other, and furiously trying to research Bony Knobs or some such primitive nonsense with their feeble reptile brains. It is not without some alarm that I have come to realize that Gond's neighbors are even worse than Gond in all these respects. I fear for this world and I fear for the brave idiots of Gond.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 18:35 |
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Cathode Raymond posted:It is not without some alarm that I have come to realize that Gond's neighbors are even worse than Gond in all these respects. I fear for this world and I fear for the brave idiots of Gond. Gond will overcome. Also, why are all the recent updates on lpix?
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 21:52 |
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Glazius posted:Is the arms race an actual race to develop arms? nweismuller posted:It's an attempt by tyrannosaurs to run on their hands. It always ends poorly. POOL IS CLOSED posted:Gond will overcome.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 23:44 |
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Drakyn posted:Space. Specifically, an attempt at saving it. There's five updates on the first page, each with somewhere around thirtish images, and after the first two I decided I didn't want to make scrolling through everything too irritating (the Bonus update is an exception, as it only has six images). If this is a stupid and unnecessary precaution please let me know as I am incapable of learning anything unaided. It's nontraditional in that most screenshot LPs just toss everything into the page and gently caress you if you don't like scrolling. But honestly it's fine. The only thing I'd say is that it'd be good if the posts that have updates in them had a banner or something to help call attention to them.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 23:47 |
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:It's nontraditional in that most screenshot LPs just toss everything into the page and gently caress you if you don't like scrolling. But honestly it's fine. The only thing I'd say is that it'd be good if the posts that have updates in them had a banner or something to help call attention to them.
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# ? Jan 26, 2017 23:57 |
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I have a question: what government type in standard Civ2 is Cooperation equivalent to? Are there other dinosaur governments in the crazy land that is Gond?
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# ? Jan 27, 2017 06:22 |
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nweismuller posted:I have a question: what government type in standard Civ2 is Cooperation equivalent to? Are there other dinosaur governments in the crazy land that is Gond? Monarchy, Fundamentalism, the Republic, and Democracy do not exist because they are too unreliable too abstract too complicated and too reliant on mass media. Retrospectively. Dinosaur governments are conceptually limited. But Gond? Gond knows no limits. It dares. Update 7: The Gond Show
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:01 |
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I'm also curious if there's any place to *find* the Gond scenario. I've done some searching, but no luck.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:52 |
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nweismuller posted:I'm also curious if there's any place to *find* the Gond scenario. I've done some searching, but no luck. It's from the Fantastic Worlds expansion.
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# ? Jan 28, 2017 01:54 |
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It can't be that fantastic of a world if they haven't researched Dung Removal yet, just sayin'.
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# ? Jan 29, 2017 03:44 |
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Cathode Raymond posted:It can't be that fantastic of a world if they haven't researched Dung Removal yet, just sayin'. A turn is millions of years. It removes itself.
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Prism posted:A turn is millions of years. It removes itself. Exactly 1 million years per turn, to be precise. Gond may still be working on Dung Removal but it's apparently had atomic clocks since day 1. Speaking of clocks, stop yours because it's that time again. Update 8: Gondorrhea
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# ? Jan 30, 2017 02:02 |
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I suppose 'foraging' and 'capitalism' are pretty similar if you have a brain the size of a walnut.
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# ? Jan 30, 2017 02:13 |
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It's kind of hilarious that the guys who got mauled by barbarians were themselves able enough to maul two entire civs in return
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# ? Jan 30, 2017 04:36 |
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Diplodocus as a submarine is hilarious. Even the painfully outdated hypotheses about it leading an aquatic/semi-aquatic lifestyle never envisaged that it would be able to cross oceans. Someone should re-make this for Civ V or VI with all the updated information on dinosaurs, eg the prevalence of feathers and warm-bloodedness.
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Wastrel_ posted:Someone should re-make this for Civ V or VI with all the updated information on dinosaurs, eg the prevalence of feathers and warm-bloodedness.
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Glazius posted:It's kind of hilarious that the guys who got mauled by barbarians were themselves able enough to maul two entire civs in return SelenicMartian posted:
Speaking of full of stuff, this update is full of poo poo. It has, however, been tastefully relocated for your convenience using the very latest technology. Update 9: Gond To Seed Edit: oh and i guess we increase our wonder count by 300% or whatever Drakyn fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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"Mammal Suppression Plan" oh my goodness. Also, I want to take a moment to recognize and appreciate the excellent World Wonder videos you've been making. This entire LP just exudes charm.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:20 |
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Yes, the World Wonder videos are amazing. On an unrelated note: You fools! Don't poop in a hole instead of going wherever you're standing! That hole has to end somewhere! You go too far!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:48 |
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I am also skeptical of today's youth and their insistence on pooping in special places and moving poop form here to there and this way and that
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:52 |
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Glazius posted:Yes, the World Wonder videos are amazing. But Gond is hygiene!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 03:54 |
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The Press Gang icon shows a line of dinosaurs with their legs tied together by a vine. It's sort of like a chain gang for creatures too stupid to have chains. "You now slaves of great Gond empire! Go now and work on big poop pile!" "Thump hate being poop slave. Stinky hard work." nweismuller fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:"Mammal Suppression Plan" oh my goodness. Glazius posted:Yes, the World Wonder videos are amazing. POOL IS CLOSED posted:But Gond is hygiene! nweismuller posted:The Press Gang icon shows a line of dinosaurs with their legs tied together by a vine. It's sort of like a chain gang for creatures too stupid to have chains. "You now slaves of great Gond empire! Go now and work on big poop pile!" Drakyn fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Sympathy to our neighbours. Update 10: Gondolences
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:09 |
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Alright, Gond has gutters and agriculture now. But do we have Gondolas?
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:49 |
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and who will gondoleer them?
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:50 |
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My greatest regret is that I can only vote 5 once.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 01:59 |
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King Doom posted:My greatest regret is that I can only vote 5 once. I voted 5 for you. Glory to Gond.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 08:55 |
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Build a Supermarket? Did they forget to rename those or just the technology description?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:04 |
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Glazius posted:Build a Supermarket? Did they forget to rename those or just the technology description? Also, their Mesozoic equivalents. Whatever those would've been. Let your imaginations guide you. Please, I demand it be so. Edit: Actually I'm an idiot. The Farmer's Market is, in fact, the Mesozoic's supermarket. The tooltip is still typo'd, but we may farm as we please. Corrode posted:
Unfortunately the next update now weighs approximately one million pounds and has crushed itself under its own weight. It will go online regardless as soon as I can find a server robust enough to withstand it. POOL IS CLOSED posted:
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Drakyn posted:The Agriculture tech's tooltip was overlooked in the scenario's editing process. dino.scn lacks, among other things: supermarkets, courthouses, cathedrals, universities, mass AND underground transit, manufacturing plants, recycling centers, stock exchanges, superhighways, research labs, police stations, power plants of any kind, and factories.
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lmao and
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