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Tiggum posted:So you can build farmland but you can't get supermarkets, so it's pointless? Drakyn fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Feb 4, 2017 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:14 |
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Now I know we're all very busy now. I realize that. I get that. I get you, which is very difficult because I also get Gond at the same time and getting two things at once is very, very tricky. But now it's time for us all to get a third, more urgent thing. BONUS UPDATE 2: Where On Gond's Green Earth Are We? Let us begin with fake things that aren't real. This is our Gond. There are many like it, and this one is ours. Behold our fake world that isn't real. It measures seventy-five tiles by one hundred and twenty tiles, making it 'Large.' It is also 'Round,' which, in the finest traditions of awkward projection, actually means it's sort of like a cylinder or possibly a donut. Geometry and geography are not to be trifled with. This is not our Gond and there were none like it and it was never ours. We did see it last bonus update, though. Behold our actual world that was real but is now gone. It measured oh gosh about the same as it does now, but thanks to the magic of plate tectonics everywhere was somewhere else. -North America and most of Asia were Laurasia. -South America, Australia, Africa, India, and Antarctica were Gondwana, or Gondwanaland. This made directions very awkward and difficult. You can see from all this that most of our continents are hugging each other at this time, around the very end of the Triassic. They have so recently combined into Pangaea, only a mere hundred million years ago - the Late Carboniferous. They do not yet know that soon the Jurassic will arrive and they will be slowly torn apart yet again, not to meet once more for millions of years. This cycle of supercontinental aggregation and division has happened repeatedly in Earth's geological history, and is why rocks are always so lonely. This is our Gond, but it has been fortified with added Education. Behold our fake world that isn't real blemished with the science and knowledge of the actual world that was real but is now gone. With this we can peer past the superficiality of the reality of Gond's greatness into the very essence of what makes Gond Gond. Specifically, we can see it's located in Laurasia. why
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 16:50 |
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Drakyn posted:Behold our fake world that isn't real blemished with the science and knowledge of the actual world that was real but is now gone. With this we can peer past the superficiality of the reality of Gond's greatness into the very essence of what makes Gond Gond. Why? Because it's gond where it wanted to go.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:12 |
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Glazius posted:This is kind of a ridiculous tech bounty. Does the AI just not know how to go after goodies? A large part of this is the difficulty setting, on harder difficulties you're less likely to have such runaway expansion from goody huts. On Chieftan barbarians are much less common, AI units have a penalty in combat (and these penalties are larger on barbarian units) and cities get smaller happiness penalties. So on Chieftan difficulty you can go early scouting with all your starting unit because a) you're unlikely to get into a fight, b) any fight you do get into you're likely to win, c) you don't need forces for morale/happiness reasons. Goody huts also might be more likely to have good outcomes. On harder difficulties it becomes more and more neccessary to station forces in your cities and actively defend your territory because fights are more likely and they aren't skewed in your favour and your cities can more easily go into revolt if there aren't enough troops garrisoned in them. The corruption and waste penalties are also worse on harder difficulties which can make a large sprawling empire unproductive until you get a lot of tech upgrades and city improvements. Early scouting also tends to snowball harder on chieftan. You'll have a low attrition rate for your units, so you gaining more units without losing them allows you to scout in more directions so you get more goody huts and get more scouts etc etc. Goody hut spawned units are also assigned upkeep from the city closest to them, but if the closest city belongs to another player the they'll get no upkeep at all, so if you're scounting in someone else's territory you can get an upkeep free army (and a high tech one at that). I mostly played on Chieftan because I am also a baby and I recall a Chieftan game of Civ2 multiplayer with a friend where I had something like 50 cities to his 3, because he was more accustomed to playing on harder difficulty settings.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 21:46 |
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Gond drat Turok had some sick music.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:01 |
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Drakyn posted:
This is my new favorite info graphic because it has helped me begin to understand the degenerate cylinder world on which the Gondians have gonded for many millions of years. I sometimes have dreams in which I encounter a Gondian in the recent future and he shows me his earthworks and his monstrous fish and the spawning ground on which he was hatched. He offers me his maps and I tell him his maps are useless, dung-soiled trash and they are a poor representation of his cylinder world. At that point he bites my head and I awake. I cannot be certain from the dream as to whether his Gondian words were real words or meaningless shrieks. I cannot be certain from the dream as to whether the maps were intended to be real maps or if the Gondian fully understood what a map was intended to be. I cannot be certain from the dream as to whether the Gondian bit my head in anger or whether he always intended to bite my head.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:34 |
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Looks like the entire nation of Gond is really bad at geography and thought they were in a different continent
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 11:47 |
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Kanthulhu posted:Looks like the entire nation of Gond is really bad at geography and thought they were in a different continent Give them a break, they hadn't invented maps yet when they named themselves. Or fingers.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 16:46 |
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Prism posted:Give them a break, they hadn't invented maps yet when they named themselves. Judging by the reaction of literally every other faction, Gond maps are still useless and nonsensical and no one wants them even after all these millions of years and layers of rock. Or maybe every other faction's maps are terrible also, but they all do their maps in different terrible ways that they think is the best and will accept no substitutes. We all have to make peace with the fact that we may never understand some aspects of Gondian culture.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 18:27 |
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Elite posted:<enlightening discussion of game mechanics> wiegieman posted:Gond drat Turok had some sick music. Kanthulhu posted:Looks like the entire nation of Gond is really bad at geography and thought they were in a different continent Mind you, 'Gond' is a much better name than 'Laur." Style over substance is indeed the substrate much of Gond has been built on. Cathode Raymond posted:I sometimes have dreams in which I encounter a Gondian in the recent future and he shows me his earthworks and his monstrous fish and the spawning ground on which he was hatched. He offers me his maps and I tell him his maps are useless, dung-soiled trash and they are a poor representation of his cylinder world. At that point he bites my head and I awake. Anyways, lorem ipsum dolor delenda Devaloka est Update 11: Gond With The Wind
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:28 |
Looks like we may need some sort of new and unprecedented weapon to ensure victory in this war. A Gondam, as it were.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:48 |
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Cathode Raymond posted:Judging by the reaction of literally every other faction, Gond maps are still useless and nonsensical and no one wants them even after all these millions of years and layers of rock. In case anyone's actually interested, this is a weird thing in Civ2 where you have to have pretty much the highest possible diplomatic rating to get anyone to trade maps with you, which generally means you first have to give them a shitload of stuff that they will inevitably use against you, all for the somewhat dubious advantage of knowing where their cities are.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 05:11 |
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The Sandman posted:Looks like we may need some sort of new and unprecedented weapon to ensure victory in this war. No, first we must found the city of Gondolin. Gondish steel will be feared throughout the land.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 06:02 |
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Tiggum posted:In case anyone's actually interested, this is a weird thing in Civ2 where you have to have pretty much the highest possible diplomatic rating to get anyone to trade maps with you, which generally means you first have to give them a shitload of stuff that they will inevitably use against you, all for the somewhat dubious advantage of knowing where their cities are. The Let's Pro of Civ 2 that occurred a time or two ago (modded to restore the original, less sociopathic AI) managed to get some mileage out of their own cartographic efforts, mind you. Let's Play Civilization 2: Update 32 posted:Wheee! I’m going to kill these guys the same turn they spawned!
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 07:08 |
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So, carnivores are... the equivalent of nuclear weapons? Now I'm imagining gibs so widely strewn around they count as fallout.
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# ? Feb 8, 2017 06:41 |
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Glazius posted:So, carnivores are... the equivalent of nuclear weapons? Update 12: Gonda Fly Now war is heck
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 00:14 |
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fish monster, I will miss your bony fins and your intrepid spirit.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 01:50 |
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I hope those were literal clams that Plink got. It'd be kind of weird to be using that as slang for currency when we don't have any concept of money.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 01:57 |
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Well, now that you've Gond and Gond-ten Lysenko's Library, please tell me the Mammal Suppression Plan is next.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 02:09 |
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This doesn't have a science victory, I think you said. But it would be great if the science victory was summoning a meteor.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 04:44 |
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Glazius posted:This doesn't have a science victory, I think you said. Perhaps the science victory should be building a massive, elaborate raft to float out into the deep ocean and then sink with all its walnut-brained passengers on board. Exploration! The Gonds could even draw a map of the expedition, consisting of a squiggly line on a big stone slab, with no attention paid to 'consistent scale', 'landmarks along the way', or 'precise angles of turning'. ... on second thought, we have no need of worthless Gondwanan maps. nweismuller fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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This Mammal Suppression Plan sounds awfully final solutionish and I don't think we should embark upon it. Then again, I am a mammal with mammalian morals, so my opinion is suspect.
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# ? Feb 9, 2017 04:53 |
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I hope those were literal clams that Plink got. It'd be kind of weird to be using that as slang for currency when we don't have any concept of money. Cathode Raymond posted:This Mammal Suppression Plan sounds awfully final solutionish and I don't think we should embark upon it. Update 13: Bygond Days
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 01:05 |
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I'm on board with this new mammal suppression plan. Hair today, Gond tomorrow
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 02:11 |
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I prefer the mollusk soup plan!
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 03:15 |
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How dare they not share maps?! I'm glad you kicked them right in the Gondads
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# ? Feb 11, 2017 04:24 |
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King Doom fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Feb 12, 2017 |
# ? Feb 12, 2017 12:37 |
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I wonder what constitutes "future technology" for Gond?
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:46 |
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Glazius posted:I wonder what constitutes "future technology" for Gond? Maps.
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# ? Feb 12, 2017 13:53 |
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Mzbundifund posted:I'm on board with this new mammal suppression plan. Glazius posted:I wonder what constitutes "future technology" for Gond? nweismuller posted:Maps. This particular speculation is not possible. And now for something completely impossible Update 14: Gondontology
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 00:35 |
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Those sneaky mammals summoned a demon from the heavens.
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 01:35 |
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Even myself, noted mammal, think that mammals are too underhanded to exist. You'd never see a dinosaur stooping to such levels!
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 01:43 |
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Mammals Also lol at the rating
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# ? Feb 13, 2017 01:43 |
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drat. All that pollution caught up with you, huh? Is it actually possible to win this game, or is it more of a score attack?
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 04:19 |
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Update 15: Gond For Good The real Gond was inside you all along. It is just to the left of your appendix. And it hungers. Well, come back. Last time. Last time. 17-The Lost World: Jurassic Park (PS1) - Base Camp Revenge Wow, that was weird. Anyways, let's just oh gently caress YOU. Well, we've got what we need. And more than that. More polishing off. Well well well. Hello there, stranger. It must be asked. Well. We checked. Nobody listens to us. Ever. This is quite literally all that Oviphagia does. It is strictly there to turn off the Great Creche. I suppose in case someone else has it and you'd rather they didn't. From now on, the only purpose to this is point-scoring. Now if you'll excuse us, we have a civilization to eat. (CLICK HERE to listen to us dine) Civilization 2 is complicated. You see, for some reason, when you kill people they tend to come back as alternate nations. It is not clear why. It is not clear how. It is not clear what makes it stop. Besides killing. Lots and lots of killing. But we HAVE grown rather hungry spending two hundred and fifty million years cooped up inside Gond's walls. He was direct, we'll give him that. (CLICK HERE for dramatic airborne action) Oh for god's sake. This is the great and unspeakable power of the 1-tile city. Only amphibious land units may attack coming out of a transport, and aquatic and air units can't occupy a city. Commissioned from Alulalui and shipped. And after that little difficulty...well. It's all over bar the screaming. wait what Deja vu. No, finding them is not easy. Hush. Shhh. No more words. Just quiet time. Victory time. We have made Gond strong. And now we will make it silent. A very appropriate title. A good title. A good time. A bed time. For Gond. THE END New Units Drakyn fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 16, 2017 |
# ? Feb 15, 2017 00:09 |
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Thank you for the LP! It was a Gondbye for now.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 02:55 |
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Seems like the world got a bad case of Gondorrhea
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:47 |
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Having this amazing LP to read has been a Gondsend while killing some time. Thanks!
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:25 |
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Really enjoyed this LP, short but sweet. Good job.
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Kanthulhu posted:Good job. Gond job.
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