Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Happy Hat posted:

This is to dump quick pictures, descriptions and discuss you dinners... You know what to do!

Show the skills, the considerations and the failed experiments that you made - get feedback, get mad props.

Now is your time to shine, you goddamn diamond in the rough - dazzle us with your camera abilities - photograph your food in odd settings, perfect lighting, being eaten by LEGO people, just show us what it is that you have done!

People will then either ridicule you or they will compliment you, but one thing is sure - you will inspire many food-porn motivated foodgasms around the world.

But.. rules!

* You cannot, ever, claim that your camera cannot capture red - ever...
* Salsa chicken is not a thing that exists, and shall be trolled into the ground if it should ever appear
* You are not, ever, allowed to post pictures of chicken and cheese in the same frame (if it is in sandwich form)
* A hamburger is not a sandwich
* You cannot post pictures of food that are based off onion soup mix
* You are not allowed to mention onion soup mix
* You are allowed to give all the constructive criticism that you want to give, but be prepared to be challenged
* You can ask any question you want (except about onion soup mix or salsa chicken or chicken cheese sandwiches)
* Pictures are a plus, but not a must, however, do not expect people to think that you're awesome without the picture
* The opposite of a cactus is two lines of coke and a glass of milk
* Quick and dirty with crappy cell phone pictures are ok
* Nicely lit pictures are ok too
* Be ready to answer questions - because people will want to copy you
* Remember that the people in this thread means well. But most are socially challenged and are not always able to use their inside voice before putting fingers to the keyboard, if you take offense to this, it is you who are in the wrong.

The rules are there for your own protection.

Now post!

Edit: I should mention that by posting herein, you agree to the rules, including the cactus subclause..

Now dazzle me!

Hey, this is cool and all but I don't give a hot gay gently caress about these rules. Where's the rule about sensitivity towards eating utensils in your pictures?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Happy Burns Night ya wee baw heids. Would've had neeps and tatties, but diet forbids it. Making up for it with Isle of Arran malt.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Trigger warning - there are eating utensils in the photo below.



Bacon-wrapped pork faggots with sautéed mushrooms and spring onions.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Pollyanna posted:

Gonna need the recipe for those mushrooms.

I'd been sauteeing my veggies in a frying pan but last night after a few vodkas convinced myself that a wok was the correct tool for the job. 25g of butter, 250g of mushrooms (I went with chestnut for the colour, but any fresh shrooms will do) and 100g of sliced spring onions.

Keep the heat moderately high and keep the vegetables moving around the pan at all times. After 10-15 mins the mushrooms should have given up their moisture, gotten a nice colour and be ready to serve.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

kittenmittons posted:

Post-superbowl detox. Steamed halibut, baby bok choy, mushroom-miso broth




That's my kind of dinner right there.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Combination of having drunk cravings and being on keto means improvising with pizzaburgs.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Ranter posted:

Speaking from experience keto is more effective and better for you if you eat some vegetables too. Helps with the pooping too. Do you get your dense greens in when not drunkenly craving?

Yeah, I'd normally put up a side of sprouts, broccoli, spinach or what have you but as you say, drunken cravings don't cover green things. I've gotten to a stage where roasted brussel sprouts taste better to me than fries!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Fallendragoness posted:

Have you tried http://keviniscooking.com/roasted-brussels-sprouts-balsamic-vinegar-honey/ ?

This is my favorite recipe for Brussels sprouts chips ever. Do you have other recipes you use for the Brussels sprouts? They're so good, I love learning new recipes for them!

That looks pretty sweet - I'll have to give it a try! Normally I just coat with olive oil and salt and roast. The other veggie I've started to prefer roasted is mushrooms plus there's the added benefit of it producing what is basically mushroom stock, which you can refrigerate and use some other time for a soup or whatnot.

kumba posted:

Turkey sandwiches with leftover Kenji's 3-ingredient mac



Turkey tenderloins marinated in dijon mustard, soy sauce, olive oil, black pepper, and a smashed roasted garlic clove, browned in oil on a skillet and finished in the oven.

Sandwich: toasted bread, melted swiss, layer of turkey, arugula, roasted garlic mayo (12 cloves garlic roasted, then blended with 1 cup mayo, 1 tsp Worcestershire, 1 Tbsp lemon juice)

That is the type of doorstop sandwiching that is highly commendable.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Doorstop sandwiches, like the slices of bread are so thick you could use them as doorstops. I guess a more widely used term would be 'manwiches' :)

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Girlfriend was feeling a bit under the weather today so I cooked us up some 13oz ribeyes. Quick one minute sear in a ripping hot pan followed by 90 mins at 100'c and basting with butter. The fuckers were so tender.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Suspect Bucket posted:

The steaks look good! Was she able to enjoy it?

I'm seeing this a bit lately, where people taking care of significant others are cooking really rich food. Steaks and burgers are fine when you're well, but sick people generally need easy-to-digest, light foods. Brothy soups, toast with no or little butter, rice, light veggies, ect.

However, if a sick person wants a steak, and you love them (and there's no doctor's orders against it), you give them a steak.

Yeah she was, thankfully her being under the weather was basically she'd screamed her guts out the night before at a friend's birthday and wasn't able to talk. It was a blessed relief for my ears, but her throat was so sore a buttery steak was probably the best medicine!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Ranter posted:

Dude language evolves. We don't all talk like Shakespeare. I'm sure he would order an expresso coffee too.

Trigger warning please.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Pooper Trooper posted:

Do you guys like offal? Traditional Greek easter dish, made out of lamb liver, lungs, heart etc with rice, parsley, dill and other herbs, wrapped in... is it called suet? The membrane inside the lamb holding everything together.



Sorry for bad photo, turns out it's pretty hard to make a deep brown non-textured food look good.

Greek haggis sounds awesome.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Suspect Bucket posted:

Actually sounds a lot more like a greek human being. https://youtu.be/bj-f_Uq7bcA

Homophobe!

Actually, you're right. I tend to make my faggots with much more socially acceptable cuts of meat but that's because for some reason Brits now end up paying through the nose for offal. It's batshit when I'm paying more for guanciale than pork chops :/

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

theres a will theres moe posted:

So you'd be saying your dinner isn't sick

My dinner is sick as gently caress.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Cavenagh posted:

A deep pan pizza.


A chilli of Beef Heart and Chuck.


A Cod in curry spices with Saag Aloo and a Tomato Onion Cucumber Cachumber.


Sticky Vietnamese style Chicken with Noodle salad.


Oh god they all look delicious

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
That is art.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Benn struggling with a batch of Barnsley and Loin chops I got from the butcher recently but managed to nail it tonight. I was being an idiot and expecting it to be as tender as pork with my method, but turns out it needs at least 100 mins at 100'c to start to fall off the bone. Did it for 120 mins, quick reverse sear and it was great. I also did a side of stir fried sliced sprouts with anchovy fillets - holy poo poo the umami :stare:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Had some pork shoulder ragu in the oven for about 4 hours now - starting to look right!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I need a brand new Malaysian wife

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Nur_Neerg posted:

I did pork loin this week too! Sous vide & sear, roasted sprouts, potato+parsnip mash, pan sauce. Sorry for the photo quality, girlfriend's phone.



This is my kinda dinner :getin:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC


I'm a pork fiend so when my butcher got some Iberico chops in I was all over it. They're £29/kg against £7/kg for regular chops and taste a lot 'steakier' than regular chops.

1 min a side in a ripping hot pan then 140 mins at 70'c.

Greens are broccoli, spinach and spiralised courgette.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Nhilist posted:

Phil you just started something, after (like you) I started snooping around, I found a couple of recipes for Haggis, neeps & tatties. I am going to find out who my true friends are when the Haggis happens next Sunday.

Haggis owns bones :colbert:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I'm not really sure why fried chicken and waffles needs any explanation in the context of the diabetes rate in the south. :shrug:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

large hands posted:

other savory things that are good on waffles include sausages, bacon, eggs, ham, cheese and probably some other stuff. i like all those things with hot sauce but hell maple syrup is good too.

Maple and hot sauce is pro.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Pollyanna posted:



Beef shank braised in diced onions, beef stock, and red wine with blanched broccoli. Brown on a plate, but at least the broccoli added some color. I failed to remove the grease from the gravy/sauce so there's a noticeable ring of grease around the gravy :cry: is it even considered a gravy, or just a sauce? Tasted really good, though. I'm not sure what else I could add to the plate to give it more variety/more color, cause it needs some.

Tbh I think you can sometimes focus on adding colour to a plate for it's own sake when it isn't really additive to the dish. Anything like that where you're getting big, beefy flavours - especially from humble cuts like shanks, shins or oxtail - the flavour speaks for itself.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
So I decided to knock up some dinners for the week ahead. Back home there is an Indian restaurant whose signature dish is an 'Anwar Farkwah Yoder,' essentially a moderately spicy curry that's key components are chicken, spinach and tomatoes. Once the onions were sweated down, I added the sliced chicken thighs, spices, chopped peppers and onions and cooked for 4 hours at 100'c in the oven, before the final hour at 200'c to reduce it down a bit. Tastes great!



But seeing as today I was on kind of an 80s protein binge I reverse seared a pork tenderloin to have with a couple of fried eggs. It turned out great with the just the right 'pink in the middle' done-ness you want with pork. One hour at 100'c before getting a nice crust all round in a ripping hot skillet. Sliced up and then left to rest for 5 mins.



I may also be getting to grips with this new f/1.8 camera lens, hence the loving insane amounts of bokeh in the pictures.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
That's, er, quite the red text you got there. :stonklol:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

poop dood posted:

So the only reason people are trying to make salmon meuniere is Breath of the Wild, right? Salmon seems like a really bad choice of fish to pan-fry. Sole and skate are the classic fish to use for a reason -- uniform thickness and texture, less-dense meat. Hell, use tilapia or catfish.

Depends on how you like your salmon I guess. I always pan fry quickly in a ripping hot pan and let it cook through on the plate, but you need to use smaller fillets for it to work effectively.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I absolutely suck at mounting a sauce with butter. Works for me like 20% of the time.

Try changing the file system.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
gently caress :yeah: pasties

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Them's some fine rear end dinners man.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Cavenagh posted:

San Marzano are superb canned tomatoes. Heston Blumenthal reckons it's because they're grown on the slopes of Vesuvius. The volcanic ash in the soil means they have a low acid and a low pectin content. This produces a soft moist canned tomato that breaks down easily in a sauce and has a great (almost roast tomato) flavour. As a tomato on the vine, they're kind of flaccid.

So unless you live on the slopes of a volcano where the soil is full of desiccated Romans, pick a good heirloom.

Fresh San Marzanos in the Naples region taste amazing and really are distinctly different than regular tomato varieties. I couldn't eat tomatoes raw until I went to Amalfi and tried them.

The canned stuff isn't worth the markup on any of the imported brands I've tried, especially when you start getting into the dipshittery of spending £20 on a dozen cans, as I did when I tried to recreate the dishes I'd had on the coast. They taste just like regular tomatoes. I don't think Heston Blumethal is talking about canned San Marzanos of questionable origin when he's talking about why San Marzanos are a great tomato.

Plus, it's always my red flag for bullshit when food bloggers tell me why 'X is the only acceptable ingredient' or 'Y is the only acceptable way to do Z.'

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Argyle posted:

And it only counts if you fertilize them yourself.

Hell, who doesn't enjoy loving a chiken?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Doh004 posted:

- Flip your steak often, the old rule of only turning it once is bullshit

The main reason I single-flip is it's just easier for approximating your cooking time. If you know that for a given cut thickness that 2 mins per side gets you a good medium rare, flipping it every 30 seconds and loving around with a thermometer just becomes a hassle for no real benefit other than a marginally quicker cooking time.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
That's the thing, just seems like a load of extra loving around for no real benefit. It's much easier to just put a splatter guard on top of the skillet to keep the upside at temperature and have less clean up from oil splatter.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Doh004 posted:

Sure, it's only marginally better but it's really not "that much extra work", unless you think flipping a single steak is a lot of work.

Also, I would heavily suggest not cooking proteins by time unless you're doing SV or something that's actually precise. Doneness of things like steak is much better done either with a thermometer or just feel.

Eh, I just figure that if I'm only pan frying, it's usually not a big/effort steak. In those instances where it's a fair sized cut, a reverse sear seems like a better end product.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

mostlygray posted:

I always have the best luck with:

NY Strip steak about 1.5"
Salt and pepper about 1hr before cooking and let sit to draw out the moisture.
Pat dry
Get a clean cast iron skillet as hell, no oil.
Sear the fat on the sides for about a minute wherever the fat is thick to get some fat in the pan.
4 minutes first side
3 minutes second side.
Put some caramelized onions on top and rest tented as long as you can stand before attacking the steak and devouring it like an animal.
Serve with no other sides.
Sides are for bitches with a good piece of meat.

For crappy meat, do the same, but soak that mo-fo in worcestershire after and serve with potatoes.

For really crappy meat, sub A-1 and serve with over-easy eggs.

For even worse meat (beaver, nutria, monitor lizard, etc), Ducasse!

Man, I want me some monitor lizard rn

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Did a Jambalaya tonight, as always using my boy That Works' recipe from the Cajun/Creole thread.

Was good.





Chicken thighs, chorizo (andouille is non existent here) and jumbo prawns.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

kumba posted:

given how good this turned out I think I want to start cooking vegetarian at least once a week. I love indian food too so some curry w/ mushrooms instead of beef or lamb is gonna be good

I made something very similar to this a few weeks back and it was very good. Admittedly, I used lamb in it, but it would've stood up just as well with only the mushrooms.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply