President of C-Spam Election Season: Nomination Thread

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GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

This thread is for nominating the ruler of C-Spam.
Discussion, shilling, exhortations, demands, and bullshit should go in the President of C-Spam Election Season: Meta-Discussion thread.

All I want to see here is Nominations and Seconds. In order to be added to the candidate list a person must receive both a nomination, in the form of:

quote:

I nominate GlyphGryph.

and a Second, in the form of:

quote:

GlyphGryph posted:
I nominate GlyphGryph.
I Second This Nomination

You may make any number of nominations and any number of seconds.

The time is 9:10am EST. You have at least 24 hours to make your nominations, but they will continue until I get around to closing the thread.

BEGIN

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:09

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:13

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

I nominate Negromancer.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:11

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

i nominate nonsense

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:31

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

I nominate Joementum

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:47

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

I nominate Joementum

Seconded even though he probably doesn't want it :twisted:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:51

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

I nominate high volume/air to surface level discussion posting sensation and all around hipster weirdo Al!

# ? Jan 15, 2017 15:56

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

I nominate Matey, the Nelson Mandela of C-SPAM.

Free Matey

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:02

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

rear end cobra posted:

Seconded even though he probably doesn't want it

Not for all the bagbalm in St. Johnsbury.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:05

Caithness: Nov 10, 2012; HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?

I nominate Squizzle

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:26

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

rear end cobra posted:

Seconded even though he probably doesn't want it

"Those who seek power are not worthy of that power"

# ? Jan 15, 2017 16:48

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i nominate nonsense

I second this

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:22

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Caithness posted:

I nominate Squizzle

2nd

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:23

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

i nominate whoever posts directly after me

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:33

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

i nominate whoever posts directly before me :devil:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:33

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

rudatron posted:

i nominate whoever posts directly after me

i second ths

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:35

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

crazy cloud posted:

i nominate whoever posts directly before me

i also nominate crazy cloud

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:46

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

i'm staging a coup, who wants to execute the opposition with me

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:48

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

I nominate high volume/air to surface level discussion posting sensation and all around hipster weirdo Al!

i second the nomination of al!

also i nominate baloogan

im tampering w this election like some sort of forums putin :ussr:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:51

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

I'd like to second all nominations that have not been seconded yet

as well as extending a nomination towards whoever snipes page 2

# ? Jan 15, 2017 17:52

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

# ? Jan 15, 2017 18:08

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

That DICK! posted:

seconded and endorsed

# ? Jan 15, 2017 18:11

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

murked by dragon posted:

i'm staging a coup, who wants to execute the opposition with me

# ? Jan 15, 2017 18:16

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

I nominate loquacious

# ? Jan 15, 2017 18:47

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

That DICK! posted:

LAW and ORDER candidate

# ? Jan 15, 2017 19:35

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Thoguh posted:

I nominate Matey, the Nelson Mandela of C-SPAM.

Free Matey

I second this!

# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:13

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

That DICK! posted:

# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:22

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

i nominate baloogan

Seconded

# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:40

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

I nominate Covok

# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:51

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

I nominate Covok

i second this nomination

# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:53

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

i also nominate crazy cloud

i second this nomination too

# ? Jan 15, 2017 20:53

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

the voting bloc is secure with my nomination for Epic High Five!

# ? Jan 15, 2017 21:44

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

also I second all other nominations and someone should tell Negromancer about the IK election

# ? Jan 15, 2017 21:46

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

i would never want this if nominated i will not run

if elected i will not serve

# ? Jan 15, 2017 21:46

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.