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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Go Falcons

post the matt ryan fanfic

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I think i would rather let Mason Crosby kick me in the dick than watch the Steelers win another Super Bowl

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Let's loving go Packers.

To be honest I don't really like our chances with Ryan throwing on our DBs, but then again I didn't really think we'd beat Dallas either. If we lose though, Atlanta better loving finish the job.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

DC Murderverse posted:

I think i would rather let Mason Crosby kick me in the dick than watch the Steelers win another Super Bowl

I would pay to watch either of these.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
that yellow towel is gonna be brown when I'm done with it

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
If the falcons lose I'm done watching football. gently caress the patriots, gently caress the steelers and gently caress the packers. The NFL just isn't fun to watch or really just follow anymore. It's boring

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
If the Superbowl is Patriots Vs. Packers I am not watching it. Period.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

I hope Packers/Falcons produces a meltdown that rivals Lloyd's in 2011, I don't care who it is.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Has Lord Waffle Beard popped up since Saturday night?
I want dat Butt Salt.
:salt: :yosbutt: :salt:

Yes I know he hasn't been back. Of course he hasn't been back.

Oh Snapple! posted:

I hope Packers/Falcons produces a meltdown that rivals Lloyd's in 2011, I don't care who it is.

I'd bet on it being a Falcons fan if it happens. If it was gonna happen to a Packer fan it would have already happened in 2014 after the Seahawks game.

Pops Mgee fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jan 16, 2017

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Go Falcons

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Pops Mgee posted:

Has Lord Waffle Beard popped up since Saturday night?
I want dat Butt Salt.
:salt: :yosbutt: :salt:

Yes I know he hasn't been back. Of course he hasn't been back.


I'd bet on it being a Falcons fan if it happens. If it was gonna happen to a Packer fan it would have already happened in 2014 after the Seahawks game.

He was in discord

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

The Packers are a game away from the Superbowl :aaa:


edit: No hard feelings Falcons, but plz lose.

dont hate the playa
May 12, 2009
Unless you are specifically a fan of the other three teams, there is no reason to not root for the Falcons.

-Only team of the four without a ring

-Got rid of Seattle

-Has a historic offense that is fun to watch

-Opening a Goatse stadium next year, a gift for every nfl fan to laugh at

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

While I don't think I'd ever be happy about losing to the Falcons, I'll take a Falcons SB run if it gets Julio a ring.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

qkkl posted:

Can someone explain to me how the Brown's are so bad? Is it just an issue of the owner being bad and hiring the wrong GM and head coach?

The football fans in the city of Cleveland were very unfair to the Dark One a long time ago (1991-1995). For this they not only lost their original football team, but were given another, horrible inept new franchise, that would torture not only them but also their children and their children's children for years to come, while the Dark One would bring joy and happiness to another fan base that embraced him fully.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

dont hate the playa posted:


-Opening a Goatse stadium next year, a gift for every nfl fan to laugh at

Now cheering for the falcons so that stadium.cx can get a ring

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

Black Sunshine posted:

Anyone not rooting for Atlanta to win it all is a loving monster.

Wrong. Atl is the only team without an sb win that you can root against with no moral quandaries.

Also this is a horrible year. Go pats, I guess.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

thrilla in vanilla posted:

Lmao at the packers fans yelling Kuhn

You spelled it wrong.

Pops Mgee posted:

Has Lord Waffle Beard popped up since Saturday night?
I want dat Butt Salt.
:salt: :yosbutt: :salt:

Yes I know he hasn't been back. Of course he hasn't been back.


He's been back.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

dont hate the playa posted:

Unless you are specifically a fan of the other three teams, there is no reason to not root for the Falcons.

-Has a historic offense that is fun to watch

Hshahahajajajjahahahhahahahhhahahahahha

But seriously, the Falcons winning it all is the least worst timeline.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
While I wholeheartedly rooted for the Packers and socialism to defeat to Cowboys, I am now going to sell out and back the Falcons. Socialism was never going to work out anyway

If the Seahawks had won we would have truly been in the worst timeline, so go Matty Ice I guess

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Patriots vs. Falcons in the Super Bowl would be fun - especially given that Ryan went to Boston College and Dimitroff comes from the Belichick tree of GMs.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

GaussianCopula posted:

Awarding the Lombardi to the NFC winner would be the best because the two AFC teams should be nuked from orbit for the betterment of all mankind

FYFY

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

Everyone but the Packers can get hosed. Buuuut if the Falcons do manage to make it then by all means I hope they get their ring. The Patriots need to lose no matter what.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Anyone but the Pats, as per usual.

Do we really want Brady, Belichick, and Trump slapping each other's asses on the White House lawn?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Diva Cupcake posted:

Anyone but the Pats, as per usual.

Do we really want Brady, Belichick, and Trump slapping each other's asses on the White House lawn?
Again if the Steelers win that means James Harrison can make Trump feel really uncomfortable; though honestly I would prefer if the Steelers would just not go to the WH after winning a superbowl.

Also if the Steelers win that means Bell and Brown get a ring which would be cool.

Doredrin
Sep 5, 2016

by zen death robot

Diva Cupcake posted:

Do we really want Brady, Belichick, and Trump slapping each other's asses on the White House lawn?

Yes.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Speaking of James Harrison lets see what he was doing 2 hours ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPUmovfDtnW/
yes I know this probably old footage from a week ago

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

:same:

Parity is a myth, just like the concept of a fair and loving God.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Diva Cupcake posted:

Anyone but the Pats, as per usual.

Do we really want Brady, Belichick, and Trump slapping each other's asses on the White House lawn?

Alternatively, Sevenburgh

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

somebody just told me that they're glad Dallas was bounced because they couldn't deal with Dak and Elliott's ego if they had advanced

am I missing something that those two did to elicit that opinion or is this just "i don't like those young uppity black guys!!"

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Ehud posted:

somebody just told me that they're glad Dallas was bounced because they couldn't deal with Dak and Elliott's ego if they had advanced

am I missing something that those two did to elicit that opinion or is this just "i don't like those young uppity black guys!!"

What does your heart tell you?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







My fb feed is full of people asking the best way to buy Falcons tickets lol

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Reminder that the idiot Bears broke Matthew Stafford's finger, thus contributing to the Lions dropping their last four games and losing the division. So I hold the Bears responsible for the calamity we find ourselves in.

FINGERBLASTER69
Nov 15, 2014
I don't rally care if the Pakcers win another but seriously gently caress those other three teams, especially the Falcons.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







All those teams winning another ring is better than the Falcons winning their first.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Popy posted:

Go Patriots.


Go Packers.


Also holy poo poo the pack are in the NFCCG, my pre-season expectations was NFCCG.

It all worked itself out in the end.

I'd be down for this. We beat the Pats once already in the Super Bowl. :smug:

(yes, I know it was 20 years ago)

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Ehud posted:

somebody just told me that they're glad Dallas was bounced because they couldn't deal with Dak and Elliott's ego if they had advanced

am I missing something that those two did to elicit that opinion or is this just "i don't like those young uppity black guys!!"

Elliot's stupid first down fork into mouth celebration is pretty annoying. Dude should have half his paycheck awarded to the offensive line.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Shangri-Law School posted:

Reminder that the idiot Bears broke Matthew Stafford's finger, thus contributing to the Lions dropping their last four games and losing the division. So I hold the Bears responsible for the calamity we find ourselves in.

Remember when Shea McClellin broke Rodgers's collarbone? That was fun. And it could happen again in 3 weeks!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Elliot's stupid first down fork into mouth celebration is pretty annoying. Dude should have half his paycheck awarded to the offensive line.

But he's actually really good...?

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Ehud posted:

somebody just told me that they're glad Dallas was bounced because they couldn't deal with Dak and Elliott's ego if they had advanced

am I missing something that those two did to elicit that opinion or is this just "i don't like those young uppity black guys!!"

I don't give a poo poo about Dak or Elliott personally (although if Elliott assaulted a woman he's a piece of poo poo). For me it's generally just "gently caress the Cowboys forever." I've hated them since their glory days of the 90's when they were the self-proclaimed "America's Team" and had guys getting arrested left and right and were dirty as poo poo on the field and had the refs in their pocket.

We crushed their dreams on their home turf and won our first ever playoff game in Dallas. I'm dehydrated from all the fluid I lost furiously masturbating to all the Cowboy tears.

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