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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Write Trump's inauguration speech three words at a time
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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 I am president

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Adbot
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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I'm a rapist

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 People are saying

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JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
 my rear end smells!!

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I can't reach

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 ivanka's beautiful breasts

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 are mine alone

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I say to

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 Need piss. 61!

Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 23:02 on Jan 16, 2017

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
bing bing bing

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
bong

bing bing

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
 It's just that

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


 and cumming profusely

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Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

 made America great!

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 Crooked Hillary needs

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Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

 a golden shower

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
At her colorist's

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
massive jewish conspiracy

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


 because yarmulkes are

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 Not Bannon approved

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


 likewise other semitic

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 groups lack foreskin

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LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
and scrupulously avoid

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
pee pee parties

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
In Swiss resorts

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Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
Repeat after me

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Barron will not

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Be the actual

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
 example I use

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 He's my bastard

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
Son and grandson

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 Nothing really matters

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
 My early years

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
I was abused

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 haha only kidding

:smugdon:

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Furthermore, the blacks

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

 whom I love

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


 live in crime-ridden

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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
 so-called "trap"

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