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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


With the success(?) of our Dwarf Fortress LP, I decided that we should also have fun in Rimworld. Rimworld is a building and survival game that is similar to Dwarf Fortress but with some fundamental differences: it's a lot better looking, which makes for nice screenshots, and the UI is actually usable! It has a very robust combat system, however, it does lack some of the deeper simulation aspects of Dwarf Fortress.

So, please provide a name, and desired gender, and I'll try to match you with a specific character if possible. If you want, you can specify a trait or two and I can try and match you to a character with them. http://rimworldwiki.com/wiki/Traits

We can even transfer saves, so if you have Rimworld, we can all have a go. I'll be using the A16, which is the latest update.

I will be placing the roll of the honored dead here with how they died.

Doctor Dogballs - Elephant tusk through the chest :(

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jan 20, 2017

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Oh, and for example, this is my current game,



so there is a high chance that everyone will die horribly!

vanisher

heck sign me up friend!



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Me me me

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

TOOT BOOT

do me, a male colonist

joke_explainer


i'm in. please make me a human computer, what I have always dreamed of being

JuulPodSaveAmerica
May I be a door or an airlock or something? Ideally one that's a little bit out of the way but still gets a little traffic so I don't get to lonely...

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i honestly believe you are tripping right now.

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Do lesbians still sabotoge colony efficiency because :biotruths:

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
I would like to feel like part of the BYOB community by participating in this.

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social vegan



I would love to participate as i always say if you aren't living on the rim you're taking up too much space *goes back to safety of my ps2 connected to a closed circuit tv inside of a giant inflatable zorb*

MrWillsauce

can i be a sexy construction worker



FutonForensic

make me a boy masochist


death sext


can I be death sext the lady prosthophile

I mean really load me up with all sorts of robot parts


joke_explainer


SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Do lesbians still sabotoge colony efficiency because :biotruths:

what the gently caress?? That was a thing?

treasure bear

im going to be carried off by raiders

Plebian Parasite

I want to know life on the rim

treasure bear

im going to be blown up by a manhunter boomalope

eonwe



Rimworld is incredibly good. I cant wait to die horribly

100 HOGS AGREE

joke_explainer posted:

what the gently caress?? That was a thing?

lol yeah

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/11/02/rimworld-code-analysis/

i wanna be in space

They Might Be

My roommate is obsessed with this game.

Requesting to be a tame megasloth if possible.

Senior Management



I volunteer

:jerry:

wigglin

A kind lady named Mariah Caring

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
please play zoo tycoon instead op

vanisher

Putty posted:

please play zoo tycoon instead op

I will make a zoo tycoon LP



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SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Also I want to be a sassy h*ck raiser on this colony

MrWillsauce

I want to destroy the colony with the maddening lust that my beauty inspires



welcome 2 Clown Town

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i want to be a jewler and get into a fey mood and then make nothing but lead spike encrusted skulls

death sext


welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

i want to be a jewler and get into a fey mood and then make nothing but lead spike encrusted skulls

if my original request doesn't work out I will also accept becoming a lead spike encrusted skull


MrWillsauce

see this is why dwarf fortress is a much better game



drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Dwarf fortress is to much work to figure out though.

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Piso Mojado

can i be a cactus?

Historical Wizards


Oh boy, I would love to be in a rimworld lp


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

death sext


Historical Wizards posted:

Oh boy, I would love to be in a rimworld lp

you're in the right place my friend!


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


joke_explainer posted:

i'm in. please make me a human computer, what I have always dreamed of being

For some reason, human computers were all over the drat place in A14 and 15, but I have yet to see a single one in A16.

Blanketspace posted:

May I be a door or an airlock or something? Ideally one that's a little bit out of the way but still gets a little traffic so I don't get to lonely...

no. it is not possible to name doors. I am sorry for your loss.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Do lesbians still sabotoge colony efficiency because :biotruths:

People are saying that was fixed in the latest update, but I haven't been keeping super close tabs on it. If the game still turns out to be super sexist then I will send several strongly worded emails to the creator.

treasure bear posted:

im going to be blown up by a manhunter boomalope

This is actually very likely.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Also I want to be a sassy h*ck raiser on this colony

you can say heck here. this is a safe space

MrWillsauce posted:

see this is why dwarf fortress is a much better game

In some ways, yes, it is better, but Rimworld does have some very interesting and fun mechanisms that Dwarf Fortress simply isn't good at and I believe that there is room in this big, beautiful world for both games.

Piso Mojado posted:

can i be a cactus?

I don't think so, but maybe you can be a colonist that is prickly and filled with water.

MrWillsauce

yeah dwarf fortress isn't a very good game, it's just the best at generating emergent stories



Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

With the success(?) of our Dwarf Fortress LP, I decided that we should also have fun in Rimworld. Rimworld is a building and survival game that is similar to Dwarf Fortress but with some fundamental differences: it's a lot better looking, which makes for nice screenshots, and the UI is actually usable! It has a very robust combat system, however, it does lack some of the deeper simulation aspects of Dwarf Fortress.

So, please provide a name, and desired gender, and I'll try to match you with a specific character if possible. If you want, you can specify a trait or two and I can try and match you to a character with them. [urlhttp://rimworldwiki.com/wiki/Traits[/url]

We can even transfer saves, so if you have Rimworld, we can all have a go. I'll be using the A16, which is the latest update.

hans hanson

singer, poet

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S.J.C.
Mwee!

This game is great btw.

Three-Phase

by zen death robot
Throw me in there.

TRAITS: kind, abrasive, annoying voice

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bean mom

GET ME IN

traits: kindness, a hunger for potatoes

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Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Make me the woman I always knew I should be

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