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Fanky Malloons posted:PUT ME IN, COACH. eye contact and a confident speaking volume are well known to spook menfolk the poor critters won't know what hit em
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 Holy smokes my dude has done so much. I'm sad I had to take down a poor little pup. I hope I recover from the elephant attack.
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vanisher posted:
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
 theyre;sTHERES LAWYERS OUT THERE IN THE WOODS 
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im just chiming in to say im enjoying the lp and also lol at toot "toot boot" boot
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oh sweet this rules I didn't even know there was a sci-fi clone of dwarf fortress thank you op character name: lord butthead gender: male trait: trickster or something like that |
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I'm in, OP. Character name: whocares Trait: mind controlling lobsters Zyla posted:
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I need more material for my creations, but nearly everybody is dead or injured, gah! |
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Jan 19, 2017 09:01
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I have never heard of this game but you have my attention, this is a fun LP! If I get put in, I hope to do something nice! Or at least not destroy everything...
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Episode 3: We finally get some poo poo done, goddammit! Ok, so this is what our lovely little hovel looks like now. we have three private rooms and the plans for a kitchen/refrigerator to the right. If you look closely, you'll see that SHY NUDIST GRRL (goddammit, BYOB, you make me type the weirdest things) has joined our happy group. He was being chased by some tribespeople who we murdered the gently caress out of.  He, um, she? My gosh, that fellow looks a lot like a girl. Ah well. S/He is a Pretty Charity Worker who is Too Smart. and can't fight, just like our last three recruits. I love the fact that he're developing some sort of happy-go-lucky artist community, but given some other endeavors in this same vein in other games, I'm starting to worry.  Doctor Dogballs gets the first sarcophagus, carved lovingly with the time he captured a dude. Joke Explainer is obsessed with this event and has made at least three works of art based on it.  FIfi also gets her own place of honor nest to her pal. Wait...   Also, we've started cultivating this stuff.  Joke Explainer needs his medicine, after all. Speaking of Joke Explainer, the dude is an art MACHINE.  If anything happens, he makes a work of art depicting it. Docter dies, we get art for it.  Vanisher goes hunting for beavers?  We get art for it. Joke Explainer makes some art?  We get art for it.  JE, are you ok, man?  Dude? It's ok, we're pals, you can tell me anything.  Ok, issues with your mom, I get it...  This...this is a cry for help.   So, um, anyway, poo poo is getting loving built, my dudes.  And we've finally started a research program.  BREWING! We're gonna get turnt! What? What was that?  Oh thank you, Joke Explainer, honey. I'll put this on the fridge with the other ones. (We've gotta get this kid some help.) And, oh my goodness! Another kind stranger needs our help.  A serial murderer, huh? Well, why not? What's the worst that can happen?  Well, he got right with us in the firing line and murdered the gently caress out of the guys who were chasing him. Everybody welcome Tyren 'The Gravitron' Nordgren, a serial killer artist,(oh great, another one) but in the most BYOB fashion possible, is a Kind, Pretty, Nervous serial killer. He honestly fits right in. Meanwhile, poo poo has been going great.  We have our first indoor farm for winter and those pesky toxic fallout storms that sometimes roll through.  We have a proper refrigerated food storage locker and full time kitchen.  And we've put up some more wood walls. They won't be able to withstand a serious assault, but for the small battles we're been having, it gives a place where we can dictate where the fighting happens. All in all we were pretty successful this time around. Good job, Yob!  Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I'll try to only use my killing for good how good are you at killing fire?
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Now that the LP is up and going, maybe it's time to change the thread title. Any suggestions?
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Rimworld BYOB: Home of the kind, pretty, nervous serial murderers?
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Rimworld BYOB: THERES LAWYERS OUT THERE IN THE WOODS Rimworld BYOB: A Labrador retriever doubled over and retching onto the floor with great shame the second one is probably too long but it still makes me laugh
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rimworld: if a smokeleaf lawyer says "whoa" in space, does it make a sound |
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all the rimworld's a stage, and all the yobbers merely let's players |
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this lp is good and i lol'd a few time gj op i like it it would be better if you included me though 
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welcome 2 Clown Town posted:this lp is good and i lol'd a few time gj op i like it Well, I have 37 names on my list, and you're number 30. The colony is at a point where if I can keep it going, extra colonists should start joining at a fairly reasonable rate, and these guys have been remarkably long lived, so expect some tragic deaths and new arrivals soon!
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the dog vomiting symbolizes the rejection of consumerism and the panther is how the general public consume relentlessly no matter what I love that its a masterwork sculpture (better than the original) about the time I made a different sculpture, and six pheasants were watching me (I'm assuming I was really high the first time) |
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the engineer, of course, is God. or capitalism. not sure |
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Piso Mojado posted:update on lil piso cactus? not yet. Unfortunately for you, we crash landed in a temperate zone. No cactuses yet
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A masterwork sculpture labelled "intimacy with vanisher" featuring pheasants was made don't kink shame me those were sexy pheasants
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vanisher posted:A masterwork sculpture labelled "intimacy with vanisher" featuring pheasants was made 
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Brace for Rimworld Theology: the Baker is God and the Engineer is the Demiurge. These poor fucks really were prophets: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Metallocrustomachinaism . Clearly, if the Toaster (engineer) created the universe then a Baker (God) must have made the bread. Great LP, by the way. Call it Rimworld: Revalations? ---------------- |
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vanisher posted:A masterwork sculpture labelled "intimacy with vanisher" featuring pheasants was made if anything he's proud of your kinks. |
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I'd say were like one or two successful LPs from a sub-forum renaming to "BYOB: masters of the universe (but really chill about it)" or something along those lines...
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Purple Mind is likely a reference to Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple (Abum: Machine Head - Engineer Reference?). The "stupid with a flare gun" is probably whoever posted that prophecy. They "burned the place to the ground" - old theological paradigms -leaving "smoke on the water" and "a fire in the sky". It seems to me as though this is describing God (the Baker) ripping his bong. What we can infer from this is that whatever world we're now inhabiting here on the rim, it's both lit and dank. Therefore, it's likely an artistic paradise and very, very chill.
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Riffing wildly, here, I'm going to suggest that aside from a few minor issues, the leading cause of death is a condition known as "terminal chillness" where one simply gets so chill they decide to do nothing BUT chill, in order to not harsh those sweet, sweet vibes. This can be seen as a form of enlightenment, which Joke Explainer has clearly attained. Therefore, our purpose, untill such a time as we all attain such a state, is to function as a frontier monastery, producing art, taking in refugees, and smoking hella dank. The serial killers were most likely pushed to that state by an R.D. Laing-esque social situation in which "violence masqueraded as love" - mother playing roulette (Russian? more artwork necessary) with the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit [the three gunsmiths in Purple Mind]. Here, they shall find peace.
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I decided to try my hand at making one of these. so... 
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I decided to try my hand at making one of these. That's loving amazing. Thank you. |
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top shelf stuff! both of you
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I decided to try my hand at making one of these. gat dang |
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Serial killers? Welcome. Someone needs to kill this stuff! I love it!
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