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Who do you want to be/choose the President of C-Spam?
This poll is closed.
Joementum 24 17.91%
nonsense 5 3.73%
Squizzle 2 1.49%
crazy cloud 2 1.49%
al! 8 5.97%
http://i.imgur.com/BtyHcam.jpg 12 8.96%
Matey 2 1.49%
Baloogan 10 7.46%
Covok 2 1.49%
Negromancer 3 2.24%
Lindsey O. Graham 5 3.73%
Epic High Five 2 1.49%
Boosted_C5 4 2.99%
Zyla 2 1.49%
Ed Balls 5 3.73%
big black turnout 1 0.75%
karl sharks 3 2.24%
Mariana Horchata 8 5.97%
Duscat 1 0.75%
Cefte 5 3.73%
Yinlock 1 0.75%
Vilerat 4 2.99%
Mitt Romney 3 2.24%
Turdfuzz 15 11.19%
Caro 5 3.73%
Total: 134 votes
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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




"fist how do you cast your votes"



"ok, all of them? every vote?"



"well ok"

"fist your the last candidate standing, what is your proposal for presidenting"



"haha well ok lets put it to a vote"

and that's how we end up w cspam president-for-life fist img, eternal ik

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

chicken weed & bier

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Darkman Fanpage posted:

make me promises

A Jameson in every hand, and a job for every man in America.

#MakeAmericaDrunkAgain

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1L4QzSPdY4

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

I hereby announce that that cartoon fist is my running mate, and as such all votes for it shall be added to my total

First election and we're already looking at a constitutional crisis here. Who could have predicted angry/determined fist would resonate so well with the posters of C-SPAM?

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

rudatron posted:

Op, you sneaky little rear end in a top hat, you rigged the election so that imgur-cartoon-fist couldn't win, just because they're not a person

Who are you to deny the will of the people? If the people want the defiance, anger and promise of retribution of imgur-cartoon-fist, then it should win

I only know angry fist by what he looks like.

I'm sure we'll figure it out.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i nominated the fist because it is my friend and i can speak to it. i shall be the prophet and interpret the fist's will

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
C'mon Joe you can do it :ohdear:

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
hi im big black turnout u may know me from my posts such as "same" and "this but 420". as a poster with no interesting or redeeming qualities, ill probably just go whatever way the wind blows or maybe i won't you don't know


Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
I look forward to running a positive grassroots campaign on the issues
















https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnBPHWk5FQ8


redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

yo if someone voted for al because he made them a sweet avatar, does that count as corruption

asking for a friend

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

redneck nazgul posted:

yo if someone voted for al because he made them a sweet avatar, does that count as corruption

asking for a friend

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013


is that who trump got to play his inauguration? :eyepop:

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

joementum and turdfuzz.... ithink we've got a duality of man thing going on here

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

if i win i will re open the investigation into failed ex mod joementums allegiances

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

also 88 votes heh

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

welp

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

good call

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



A vote for EHF is a vote for fisting! Meet my new running mate!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




im hoping for a fist/ed balls/caro unity parliament

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
fist/balla/karo also accurately describes my night at the fetish club

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
Stop lying to yourselves.

Leftists are like women (which I guess would explain why leftist "men" are all betas like the Obamacare pajama boy). Deep down, you really want a strong man.

A strongman.

The truth is you love that Donald Trump is going to be President, and deep down you know you'd love nothing more than to see C-Spam kept orderly and safe under my rule.

Come out of the closest. You're boot lickers, and that's OK.

Lick my boots without shame.

BOOSTED_C5 for PRESIDENT OF C-SPAM 2017

We must secure the existence of our subforum and a future for poo poo posting.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Boosted will you build a wall between c spam and any other subforums?

what will you do about immigrants and refugees?

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

GlyphGryph posted:

Boosted will you build a wall between c spam and any other subforums?

what will you do about immigrants and refugees?

The good ones can stay. The bad ones have to go back.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
I have been informed by one of the lizardpeople/gods/shadow government representatives that

quote:

Whomever ultimately gets elected will gain the title of CSPAM President and in filling that august office, be granted any number of Special Responsibilities and Dispensations.

Further details were not available, just thought people would like to know that

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

fist/balla/karo also accurately describes my night at the fetish club

excuse me but talking about a fetish club is v problematic

imo a more proper postcolonial perspective would be to appreciate it broadly as a weapon of ceremonial or religious signifocance and specifically based on the particular cultural factors in play

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Squizzle posted:

excuse me but talking about a fetish club is v problematic

imo a more proper postcolonial perspective would be to appreciate it broadly as a weapon of ceremonial or religious signifocance and specifically based on the particular cultural factors in play

did you hear that cspam? Squizzle just called all of you racists. But i dont think youre racist, i think youre pretty cool, cspam

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

surprised to see so much support for joementum but i'm sure that once the field narrows support will consolidate around a more mainstream candidate

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Fallen Hamprince posted:

surprised to see so much support for joementum but i'm sure that once the field narrows support will consolidate around a more mainstream candidate

would you call it a great silent majority in fact

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

did you hear that cspam? Squizzle just called all of you racists. But i dont think youre racist, i think youre pretty cool, cspam

i have some exciting ideas regarding whitey and what to do w whitey

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mods plz reveal the names of everyone who voted for themselves in this round because while tactically valid its just so gauche

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Fallen Hamprince posted:

surprised to see so much support for joementum but i'm sure that once the field narrows support will consolidate around a more mainstream candidate

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Turdfuzz posted:

if i win i will re open the investigation into failed ex mod joementums allegiances
Release the PMs Joementum

what are you hiding

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
the pool is bigger than the republican clown car

im undecided :colbert:

the arthur fist and Turdfuzz are the one and same so thats a double vote combined

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the margins are razor thin :derp:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
If you didn't vote for me you're dumb like a cornfed Iowa fuckboi voter, except for me, who voted Mariana, because voting for yourself is tacky

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT! I would never vote for myself because of HUGE SUPPORT & FAILING MODS covered up! Probably...

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
won HISTORICAL LANDSLIDE but denied by RIGGED POLL & 88 ILLEGAL VOTES! Say goodbye to JOBS & PROSPERITY.....

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

surprised to see so much support for joementum but i'm sure that once the field narrows support will consolidate around a more mainstream candidate

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