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death sext

opioid agonist posted:

how about a ditto op

I don't know much about no pocket monsters, but I do know that one minute this was a ditto

and the next there was a pikachu ???

one of life's little mysteries I suppose

# ? Jan 20, 2017 00:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:20

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

death sext posted:

but what's this...??

!

(sorry about the weird blur in the second one, I accidentally had something with identifying info in the background )

# ? Jan 20, 2017 00:53

alnilam

death sext posted:

I don't know much about no pocket monsters, but I do know that one minute this was a ditto

and the next there was a pikachu ???

one of life's little mysteries I suppose

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jan 20, 2017 00:55

Bummey: you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

alnilam posted:

no, that's a psyduck. common mistake to make

# ? Jan 20, 2017 01:02

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Bummey posted:

no, that's a psyduck. common mistake to make

this poster is an expert poke-identifier, knows all these criminal critters' mugshots

# ? Jan 20, 2017 01:04

death sext

vanisher posted:

Hit me with your best shot!

I'll take whatever probe reason you feel would look good on my rap sheet

# ? Jan 20, 2017 01:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

death sext posted:

HOLY CRABS

# ? Jan 20, 2017 01:45

bean mom

death sext posted:

my goodness you are a play dough goddess

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# ? Jan 20, 2017 03:34

vanisher

death sext posted:

love it!!

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jan 20, 2017 05:00

slap me silly

oh wow so, i could totally use one of these now if you are still playing. it should clearly be a cute greyhound dog to commemorate my dude who died a few months back

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# ? Jan 20, 2017 05:49

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

death sext posted:

quote:

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

HOLY CRABS

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# ? Jan 20, 2017 07:07

Fish and Chimps: mmmfff

death sext posted:

but what's this...??

!

(sorry about the weird blur in the second one, I accidentally had something with identifying info in the background )

omg it's like it has finally come to life!

it's beautiful

# ? Jan 20, 2017 07:56

Rock Paper Tongue: May cause birth defects

death sext posted:

This is adorable and you are a gosh darned treasure

# ? Jan 20, 2017 08:08

Fish and Chimps: mmmfff

death sext posted:

but what's this...??

!

(sorry about the weird blur in the second one, I accidentally had something with identifying info in the background )

btw you can hit me with a probe whenever. i got work today anyway

# ? Jan 20, 2017 09:18

death sext

Vanisher posted:

ha!

thank you all for the kind words. these are super relaxing to do, like a little piece of childhood (especially the smell). and don't worry to anyone still coming in to make a request; I'm going to do each one until I ascend to some higher play doh existence. i'd give that a couple decades.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 09:44

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

make fluffie's av

e: and yours, also if you have googly eyes use them

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# ? Jan 20, 2017 09:50

Rock Paper Tongue: May cause birth defects

If you're still doing requests and you can find the time, seeing a clay sea serpent in a party hat would let me die a happy man

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# ? Jan 20, 2017 09:50

death sext

Hogge Wild posted:

make fluffie's av

e: and yours, also if you have googly eyes use them

are you asking for another 2 probations mister wild? :hehe:

# ? Jan 20, 2017 14:45

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

death sext posted:

are you asking for another 2 probations mister wild?

lol sure, why not

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# ? Jan 20, 2017 14:47

death sext

aw, what a good sport

# ? Jan 20, 2017 14:51

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

death sext posted:

This is extremely my poo poo

# ? Jan 20, 2017 15:39

death sext

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

please make a playdoh beans thank (it can be any colors and probing now is good)

someone hug the chat thread for me ok night night thank you death sext you are the real mvp

ETA: workin on my nite probes

I hope I've done Beans and those good good spops proud

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:48

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

and the head bigs, too!

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# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:24

bean mom

death sext posted:

I hope I've done Beans and those good good spops proud

omg the spops

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# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:27

death sext

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

i would like to be probated with a cat sculpture, pumpkin head optional, pleas and thank

a handsome fellow

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:31

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

lol

# ? Jan 21, 2017 00:45

death sext

BIRDCON 2017 posted:

please make a gun shooting spaghetti-os ty

Witnesses say the culprit fled on foot, shouting, "I shot the spaghettios, but I did not shoot Chef Boyardee"

# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:32

bean mom

death sext posted:

Witnesses say the culprit fled on foot, shouting, "I shot the spaghettios, but I did not shoot Chef Boyardee"

HOLY H*CK

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# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:38

death sext

BIRDCON get in here and appreciate that hkn can I did

THE LETTERS FELL OFF A BILLION TIMES

# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:40

Piso Mojado

death sext posted:

Witnesses say the culprit fled on foot, shouting, "I shot the spaghettios, but I did not shoot Chef Boyardee"

lol

# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:51

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

death sext posted:

a handsome fellow

holy moley the handsomest! can't wait for the prob8

thank you professional playdoh sculptor death sext

dammit a maneki neko with a punkin head, what could be more perfect

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# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:53