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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

4 inch cut no femmes posted:

aj you can't cut a "you guys don't like me" promo when they're chanting your name

He just did, and got booed.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Heel vs Heel 1v1 match? Haven't seen that in a good minute.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Cena should get the entire heel roster to fight each other.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

bartok posted:

The rare heel vs. heel match.

With the size of Smackdown's roster, its amazing this hasn't happened 10 times already.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I love SmackDown. Heel vs heel match that makes perfect sense based off the performer's personalities and previous weeks of story, no need to insert faces and make it a tag match for no reason. RAW would pull that stupid poo poo.

On-screen GM: YOU TWO WANT TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART!? FINE... YOU'LL BE TEAMING AGAINST CESARO AND *insert face* LATER TONIGHT!


I wish Jericho and KO faught at least one while they were annoying each other last summer. KO even stole his scarf.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Xander Cage is not a tough guy name.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Golashes posted:

there are thousands of titles available on shop.wwe.com dean

Dude, do you know how much those cost?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Raskolnikov38 posted:

does anyone here buy the replica titles? if so why?

I like to pretend I ended Nikki's streak :(

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jerusalem posted:

AJ immediately spotting Maryse coming :allears:

Yet Ziggler couldn't like 12 times in a row.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Kuroyama posted:

I wanted one, and at the time I was better off finacially, so I thought it would be a good purchase.

Which one did you get? I'm going to guess not a tag title, not an nxt title, and sure as gently caress not the US title.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
One good thing about 4 people on commentary, its a fraction less time of Otunga talking.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Cage match is unfair for Alexa, it's like twice as tall to someone her height.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

As much as I like current day John Cena, the end of that segment gives me flashbacks and I'm not happy about it

I was waiting for Baron Corbin to come out and get AA'd too.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

dromal phrenia posted:

alexa has been forced to wrestle injured, attacked by her rival in disguise, and put into a cage match when she's by far the smallest person on their roster. also her arm was broken.

she has every right to complain

Not to mention the mental stress from trying to solve the La Luchadora case while being framed for doing it herself.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Phew guys, the Ellsworth shirts are safe.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Kuroyama posted:

There's only so much you can do with a four-women roster.

Somehow they have 3 storylines going on.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Shoulda had Dean Ambrose looking at replica belts for a goofy cameo.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

surf rock posted:

That was fun. I like that the dudes pulling them apart are pretty ineffectual, and neither of them have a problem just smacking them out of the way to continue the feud.

Nothing ruins a brawl between the women wrestlers more than them getting completely neutralized by the same security dweebs who get hurled four at a time out of the ring by the male wrestlers.

Or worse, when they do break away from a guard its usually by slapping one of them. I wanna see Nikki forearm a guard so hard he flies through a wall.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
See girls, thats how you do a quick promo.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Mauro wishes so badly he could have made that milk-o-mania joke.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Supreme Allah posted:

Man if Kurts music had hit as a RR surprise.

"Surprise". There's no way Kurt wouldn't spoil he's returning 50000 times.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

surf rock posted:

Would've been amazing if Dean had come out wearing the butterfly belt.

Replica US title so that Jericho can scream about how much he hates Dean for like 20 minutes. 69 tacks, $15,000 scarf, a US title that doesn't smell like Roman's hair spray and Rusev's back sweat.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Supreme Allah posted:

Bracing for in-ring death of a old-timer is part of watching wrestling,

they;ve dodged so many bullets it must be a statistical anomaly by now

Every retired person who isn't Diamond Dallas Page who enters a battle royale amazes me. How do they not shatter like glass when they go over the top rope?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
You'd think after 3 years and multiple feuds Dean would be done picking fights with the Wyatts.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I wish Harper was on commentary.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

:alexa: :hf: :alexa:

Listening to it now, it's so drat good. If Tye drops in as number 10 in the Rumble I will lose my loving mind in the best way possible.

If he comes out as 11 that'll be hilarious. Also you know everytime they count down the next entrance the audience will just say 10 over and over.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DoctorGonzo posted:

Becky-Alexa will be the first female main event in SD history

I don't believe you.

I don't have any hard evidence to disprove you, I'm just used to Cole telling me 40 times when something historic is happening.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

I hope they fake us out, play like, The Ascension's music, but cut to the back, Mick Foley is holding Victor, and points off screen, "Wait, no, you! Yeah, you! You''re 10!" And then Tye's music hits.

Speaking of fake outs, if they don't play Daniel Bryan's music for Miz's entrance they're missing the easiest low effort heat that's ever been served to them.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Luke's crying face kinda broke my heart a bit.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I hope Erick Rowan gets well soon. I miss those ballerina kicks.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Writer Cath posted:

Ambrose doing the roll off and getting the hell out of Dodge is brilliant. There are three of them and one of him. That's some sensible facing.

This is like his 10th Wyatt feud, he knows the game.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

VJeff posted:

This crowd really wanted an RKO and they didn't get one. :(

They got a lunatic lariat though so it's all good.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Just remembered, Ellsworth is supposed to get a makeover this week. Will it be better or worse than Emmalina

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Smackdown now has 3 cast members with "talk show in the ring" gimmick.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Dolph's promos are getting better.


Yes we're running that joke into the ground until the silent treatment gimmick is over.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i'm liking dolph's not talking gimmick maybe he can adopt a not appearing one as well

We literally have 2 women doing that gimmick right now, also it didn't work well for Curt Hawkings.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Raskolnikov38 posted:

goddamnit dunn keep lawlers gut out of the shot

Pixeling out nipples would be acceptable too.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

4 inch cut no femmes posted:

has apollo appeared on any of smackdown's "talk shows" yet

No but he did win a spelling bee.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Codependent Poster posted:

What is this speaking style?

Charlotte: drat dude, dial is back a bit.

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Whelp, writing Jerry's heart attack into a story isn't as bad as writing his dead mom into one.

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