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yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

Imagined posted:

tbh killing the epacket deal that made AliExpress shipping essentially free -- in effect using US tax dollars to subsidize destroying US retail -- was possibly the one thing Trump did that I agreed with. Cheap poo poo is great but it was insane that a Chinese retailer could mail something to me for cheaper than a guy down the street could.

I don’t mind mind paying actual costs for what I’m buying, but please let me be salty when a company complains about internet shopping killing them when all they’re doing is breaking up pallets from their Alibaba supplier.

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Hey, no argument there. "gently caress Amazon" and "epacket was a bad deal for the US" can (and do, in my book) coexist.

Also, the fact that Walmart, Target, Amazon, and increasingly ebay and etsy, et al are just middlemen for stuff THEY get from Alibaba is the reason I keep shopping on Aliexpress, as I mentioned earlier.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Someone find these on AliExpress please

https://twitter.com/hhenriikka/status/1376241238324748298?s=21

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

I'll crosspost this here as I know there were a few takers for the original LED glasses.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol I remember we had some posts in the last cyberpunk thread about cheap AliX programmable LED glasses; this is some next level poo poo:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002057247607.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmWg88sm9lc

Bit of a shame they didn't do the same thing as the LED specs and just have bars holding more LEDs across your eyesight so you could have a 100% full face image, the specs I had you didn't notice the lines across your vision after a few moments.





Mind there's a YouTube comment there says the thing is prone to crashing with no reset switch, if I buy one I think I'll go for the 3AAA instead of the rechargeable Lithium built in so I can pull the batteries to reset it and just feed it with 3 rechargeable Eneloops.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

not ali, but google led me to https://gearhomies.com/de/products/archduke-franz-ferdinand-of-austria

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Aliseeks.com is usually good about reverse-image-searching pics back to an AliX store, but no luck this time. However it did suggest:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001596591952.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001835551509.html

which between them must have some historical look you'd go for :o:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Thank you both those things are so ridiculous I love them. I’m going to have to give at least one as a gift because I’m definitely not wearing it

Betazoid
Aug 3, 2010

Hallo. Ik ben een leeuw.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Aliseeks.com is usually good about reverse-image-searching pics back to an AliX store, but no luck this time. However it did suggest:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001596591952.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001835551509.html

which between them must have some historical look you'd go for :o:

These are amazing. I gotta get my husband Lancelot for Renn Fest.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Snowy posted:

I’m going to have to give at least one as a gift because I’m definitely not wearing it

Man, nobody's wearing that. 100% polyester with a glossy print on top, there's going to be zero breathability. You might as well wear a hazmat suit, except those are at least loose fitting.

I know, I'm disappointed about it too. I had three in my cart before I looked at the reviews

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Spring Heeled Jack posted:

Anyone remember a site called dealextreme? They still exist but I remember ordering a lot of random cheap poo poo from them waaay back in the day, I think before aliexpress existed as a site.

I just checked them out again and it looks like an Ali clone at this point.

DX was pretty rad. I bought a Thomas the Tank style Voltron there and a deck of playing cards that were like Chairman Mao / communist propaganda. That was sweet.

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
DX was an okay place to buy certain electronic items even. I bought extended battery packs from DX for my netbooks back in the day, and they were excellent, no problems.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hmm maybe I'll get more tea infusers for my collection, let's see what's #1 most popular...




Poopie

E:

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Apr 2, 2021

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD



Okay, the skull pile one rules, though. If I wasn't worried about some kind of plastic toxin or whatever I'd absolutely get that.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I wasn't feeling some of these glitter polishes on their own but seeing them in these sets of 4 i need them ALL

I want to wear that pastel everywhere

Killingyouguy! fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Apr 3, 2021

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Strong Sauce posted:

i bought a couple of these so i'll report how daft punk i feel

got these early last week but forgot to post. feels pretty daft punky to me (it picks up fingerprints very easily as you can tell)

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Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Apr 3, 2021

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Looks cool, does it fog up at all?

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





yeah it fogs up if you breath hard enough, but its not an enclosed face mask so it eventually just normalizes and goes back to being okay.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Strong Sauce posted:

yeah it fogs up if you breath hard enough, but its not an enclosed face mask so it eventually just normalizes and goes back to being okay.

I like that you blurred out all the dragon dildoes

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Strong Sauce posted:

got these early last week but forgot to post. feels pretty daft punky to me (it picks up fingerprints very easily as you can tell)



that rules

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

tildes posted:

This poo poo is wild to me. Amazing what other country’s governments can do.

It's opt in but you can get the USPS to text you anything a package is coming, and have daily scans of your regular mail. Pretty neat knowing when my AliExpress order is almost here because I get a random tracking number texted to me

Edit: like this

Endymion FRS MK1 fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Apr 4, 2021

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014



Would you like Advil Liquigels for nails

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Strong Sauce posted:

got these early last week but forgot to post. feels pretty daft punky to me (it picks up fingerprints very easily as you can tell)



And picks up pixels. Big ones!

Maguro
Apr 24, 2006

Why is the sun always bullying me?

please post more good fake lego vendors. i really enjoyed my ae86 build

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014



IKEAcore? sticker bombing materials

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Maguro posted:

please post more good fake lego vendors. i really enjoyed my ae86 build

Posted this a way upthread but these are considered the "good" lego knockoff brands: Mould King, Decool, SY, Sembo, Dinggao, Enlighten, King/Queen brands

Some Ali vendors may specify which bricks they sell but then give you something entirely different. Some of those vendors may have official stores there, I'm not sure. If you actually want a proper reliable vendor you can buy from https://www.yourwobb.com or https://www.vonado.com both of which list tons of great MOCs.

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Snowy posted:

Then there’s Sweden which I thought would be good but in my sisters area packages don’t get delivered, they go to the supermarket where you have to go pick them up. They don’t seem great about leaving a notice that a package exists either.

Sweden has one of the most dog poo poo postal services in existence, ever since they spun it off from being a government run department into a state owned company which they also for some reason merged with the Danish postal service it's just gotten worse and worse each year. Nowadays because they couldn't handle all the Chinese garbage people were ordering from Wish mostly they slap a 75 sek fee on every package for "import handling" which basically is them taking a photo of the package and typing in the stated value on the customs sticker for the VAT you also have to pay. What then happens is you first have to wait for the notice that you have a payment to make, and then also for them to bother taking you package out of the box it is in, which they apparently only do when enough people with packages in the same box have paid their ransom letters, to send it to you.

Also the ultimate irony of it all is that the only site you can order from now that has a special deal with our postal service where you can pre pay the VAT and a lower import fee is, you guessed it, Wish! Which basically is the site that caused this "problem" to begin with. And Wish sucks rear end.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Any of you ever use Joom? I want some rice ball molds but I don't want to wait a whole month for them to arrive. Joom says shipping in 12 days. I mostly just want one of those six in one presses to make a fun platter for family.

The online reviews for Joom are not positive. If any of you have any other non-amazon places selling fun rice presses, please let me know.

edit- oh duh. https://www.dx.com/p/1pc-6-holes-sushi-mold-diy-triangle-rice-ball-maker-kitchen-tools-2729966.html?tc=USD&ta=US#.YGt-jehKjIU https://www.dx.com/p/2pcs-diy-sushi...ml#.YGt_K-hKjIU

PHIZ KALIFA fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Apr 5, 2021

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Any of you ever use Joom? I want some rice ball molds but I don't want to wait a whole month for them to arrive. Joom says shipping in 12 days. I mostly just want one of those six in one presses to make a fun platter for family.

The online reviews for Joom are not positive. If any of you have any other non-amazon places selling fun rice presses, please let me know.

edit- oh duh. https://www.dx.com/p/1pc-6-holes-sushi-mold-diy-triangle-rice-ball-maker-kitchen-tools-2729966.html?tc=USD&ta=US#.YGt-jehKjIU https://www.dx.com/p/2pcs-diy-sushi...ml#.YGt_K-hKjIU

eBay has tons.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001720893346.html

YOSPOS [pronounced correctly] BICTH!
Which will you choose? The Jesus WEPt blue?


The correct green?

The correct yellow?


There's also very cute honeycomb yospos glasses for all your hot nerd needs:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002383348220.html



Halloween better not be canceled this year because I'm readying my hot streamer girl outfit in advance. There WILL be harlotry on my street, damnit.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

value-brand cereal posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001720893346.html

YOSPOS [pronounced correctly] BICTH!
Which will you choose? The Jesus WEPt blue?


The correct green?

The correct yellow?


There's also very cute honeycomb yospos glasses for all your hot nerd needs:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002383348220.html



Halloween better not be canceled this year because I'm readying my hot streamer girl outfit in advance. There WILL be harlotry on my street, damnit.

Wow

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Oh yeah! It never occurs to me to check. Thanks!

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Any of you ever use Joom? I want some rice ball molds but I don't want to wait a whole month for them to arrive. Joom says shipping in 12 days. I mostly just want one of those six in one presses to make a fun platter for family.

The online reviews for Joom are not positive. If any of you have any other non-amazon places selling fun rice presses, please let me know.

edit- oh duh. https://www.dx.com/p/1pc-6-holes-sushi-mold-diy-triangle-rice-ball-maker-kitchen-tools-2729966.html?tc=USD&ta=US#.YGt-jehKjIU https://www.dx.com/p/2pcs-diy-sushi...ml#.YGt_K-hKjIU

If you're near a Daiso, go there. It's like Aliexpress: Brick and Mortar Edition and it's delightful.

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

It worked, I have placed the hacker glasses in my cart for next time I need a drunken AliExpress night

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Fashionably Great posted:

If you're near a Daiso, go there. It's like Aliexpress: Brick and Mortar Edition and it's delightful.

I've got multiple asian supermarkets near me and I haven't been able to find any rice molds! I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

I bought one of those "make six onirigi at once" molds on eBay, so I should warn you:

you are going to make so many rice balls and it's going to be so goddamn easy and convenient

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Ah, the great AliX Recommendation Email



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001346984491.html

:discourse:

edit: oh no someone posted photos in the feedback section on Dec 02 and the 'Questions & Comments' bit below is people hitting on them, they must have gotten weirded out & taken the pics down :o:

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Apr 6, 2021

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


cyber grandma can detect ribbon candy before even opening the tin.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Cool/terrible novelty glasses are one of the few times I wish I didn't wear prescription glasses

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Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
If this came stuffed I think I'd have already bought it
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...earchweb201603_

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