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Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

DRINK ME posted:

What’s in my feed today?


It’s the bow on her head

Not going to mention the kid taking a poo poo on her sofa?

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Moo the cow posted:

Not going to mention the kid taking a poo poo on her sofa?

They're Slav. That's just their natural resting position.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
I was too busy giggling away at the wording to even notice that. Happy family memories all round.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

subpar anachronism posted:

70m square is a quarter of a tennis court. :colbert:

70 m2 is fine for a couple with one small kid.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I wonder how all those tiny house people are doing these days. The instagram van lifers are not coping well.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

3D Megadoodoo posted:

70 m2 is fine for a couple with one small kid.

e: nvm, there's a reason I suck at math

uranium grass fucked around with this message at 17:50 on May 17, 2020

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

RandomFerret posted:

I wonder how all those tiny house people are doing these days. The instagram van lifers are not coping well.

I have a pretty small house (by English standards, so for you yanks it's probably the size of your average fridge or something). It's...ok? I have a small garden. That helps.

Luckily I can order tacky shite off AliExpress to keep me sane.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

subpar anachronism posted:

e: nvm, there's a reason I suck at math

You miscounted how many children you had?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Humphreys posted:

Right so I've been eyeing this off for quite a while now... nice deal going on tomorrow!



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000418515632.html?spm=a2g0s.8937460.0.0.1dd42e0ekcmXhE

The one it ripped off probably wouldn’t be that much more expensive and would be better supported.

https://www.retrotink.com/product-page/retrotink-2x

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006
Is this also the "can you help me find something on aliexpress" thread? My kid got a stomp rocket junior for his birthday, and it comes with 4 rockets. Currently we are at 2 rockets. They go onto the roof, over the fence, etc. One is known dead as some rodent chewed it up in the neighbors yard before we could get it back 24 hours later. We've been as low as 0 rockets until a strong breeze blew them off the roof. :v:

Official refills are $3/ea. The only thing I've found on AliExpress are also $3+ each. This seems like something I should be able to find compatible rockets for on the cheap (<=$1/ea in sufficient quantity?) They don't need to glow, just launch. Any tips or tricks? I've tried various forms of "foam rocket", "stomp rocket", etc.

https://smile.amazon.com/Junior-Stomp-Rocket-Glow-Refill/dp/B005461RKM/

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Tried "nerf rocket", noticed they were using "eva" for a keyword.
That led me to "Eva rocket" which had a bunch of listing like this one
https://a.aliexpress.com/_dZdffGB

It has rocket refills for $0.55, however they are sold out.

Its possible the factory only re-tools to make them once a year or something. So you could try contacting a few sellers as see if they are coming back in stock at some point.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
Dumb question maybe: what is this "D" unit (heh) that I keep seeing? 5D phone cases, 9D eyebrow serum, 7D offroad truck lights...

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
^^^
It's exactly what it sounds like, 5-dick phone case, etc.


Some items are just not economical to buy from Ali. The rockets look pretty large so maybe they're expensive to ship.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

70 m2 is fine for a couple with one small kid.
lol 70m would be considered pretty large in most of europe, certainly for an apartment but it's still not outrageously tiny for a house either. But also the $80k is going to be over $100 or maybe $150 by the time it's actually standing, and you might be able to buy something normal for that.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Just quoting the original pic again because the "is 70 m too small" debate seems to have missed that this is a 4 bedroom house. 753 square feet is fine for a 2 bedroom place, but I don't see how it could be 4 bedrooms unless there is no livingroom at all.

Maybe the 70m is the footprint, not the total floor space?

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

norp posted:

Tried "nerf rocket", noticed they were using "eva" for a keyword.
That led me to "Eva rocket" which had a bunch of listing like this one
https://a.aliexpress.com/_dZdffGB

It has rocket refills for $0.55, however they are sold out.

Its possible the factory only re-tools to make them once a year or something. So you could try contacting a few sellers as see if they are coming back in stock at some point.

Thank you, those which with blue fins pictures look exactly like what we have. Size matches roughly too, I need to go measure mine.

mobby_6kl posted:

Some items are just not economical to buy from Ali. The rockets look pretty large so maybe they're expensive to ship.

This is sort of what I assumed and why I thought ali would be the way to go. They're like 8" tall and ~1.5" OD plus the fins which I'm ignoring for now since they should pack together fine. I would rather spend $100 to buy 100 than $21 to buy 7. Then I can launch them at my neighbors with impunity.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Given you can buy unbranded nerf darts for pennies (in gigantic packs too) on AliExpress it's just a matter of finding the right seller.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Tad Naff posted:

Dumb question maybe: what is this "D" unit (heh) that I keep seeing? 5D phone cases, 9D eyebrow serum, 7D offroad truck lights...

Pretty sure it's a "bigger number better" thing that started with "3D" glass screen protectors - when curved phone screen Glass became a thing

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

RandomFerret posted:

I wonder how all those tiny house people are doing these days. The instagram van lifers are not coping well.

Oh yeah? I'd like to hear more about this.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Pick posted:

Oh yeah? I'd like to hear more about this.

My sister does the van life thing, but all the campgrounds are closed due to virus so they have been stuck in a friend's driveway for weeks in order to have access to power and water.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

wheatpuppy posted:

My sister does the van life thing, but all the campgrounds are closed due to virus so they have been stuck in a friend's driveway for weeks in order to have access to power and water.

There's a guy who lives in a camper and he just parks it next to the pub or the park (now that pubs are closed) and does weed and cocaine in there and only comes out for beer.

He's a loving jerk though.

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook


This is not anything like the watch my wife ordered. Also it arrived broken. But on the plus side it was pretty much free!

Edit: the chatbot refunded her money immediately ha ha not even worth getting a human involved.

Red Rox fucked around with this message at 06:21 on May 18, 2020

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

Pick posted:

Oh yeah? I'd like to hear more about this.
I'm in a ~425 sq ft studio in NYC, with no outdoor space or access to parks or anything. It's not fun but I'd be okay if my friends didn't keep dying and my family wasn't doing moronic poo poo.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

wheatpuppy posted:

My sister does the van life thing, but all the campgrounds are closed due to virus so they have been stuck in a friend's driveway for weeks in order to have access to power and water.

hahahahahaha

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Anne Whateley posted:

I'm in a ~425 sq ft studio in NYC, with no outdoor space or access to parks or anything. It's not fun but I'd be okay if my friends didn't keep dying and my family wasn't doing moronic poo poo.

oh, more van life sadness. you are living like a person not like a #lifehack. I am sorry for the losses you have experienced, because you do not live in a van and/or blog about that when you could reasonably choose to not live in a van. I don't have a moral position to defend, I'm just an rear end in a top hat.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
It's not a life hack thing, but it is kind of a tiny house thing? The lack of space isn't bad, though, because I have it to myself. I'm sure the families with like 5 kids who live in a schoolbus are fully losing their poo poo.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

subpar anachronism posted:

e: nvm, there's a reason I suck at math

Moo the cow posted:

You miscounted how many children you had?

no, I had an American public education in the deep south
which I guess could also lead to those kind of mistakes, but even I can count to 0

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


EL BROMANCE posted:

The one it ripped off probably wouldn’t be that much more expensive and would be better supported.

https://www.retrotink.com/product-page/retrotink-2x

I actually prefer the knockoff. It has a fullsize HDMI, the buttons aren't in a stupid location.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
I've got a lovely Italian intercom (2wire) that just picks up am radio so is a glorified gate open button.

Does anyone have any idea if there's any good intercoms you can get on AliExpress? The wire run is quite long (around 30m) but they've used 4-wire cable

As long as it runs on the existing 12v source for the indoor unit it shouldn't be too much effort to install


Local installers seem to only be interested in installing cellphone based intercoms, which is a huge overkill plus monthly cost for how little it gets used.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
. Oops double post

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

norp posted:

I've got a lovely Italian intercom (2wire) that just picks up am radio so is a glorified gate open button.

Does anyone have any idea if there's any good intercoms you can get on AliExpress? The wire run is quite long (around 30m) but they've used 4-wire cable

As long as it runs on the existing 12v source for the indoor unit it shouldn't be too much effort to install


Local installers seem to only be interested in installing cellphone based intercoms, which is a huge overkill plus monthly cost for how little it gets used.

Have you considered



Also wtf a cell phone intercom? That seems like a huge overkill.

This looks like it runs off the 4 wire system but I’m not sure if you wanted video or not?


US $47.77 61% Off | Homefong Wired Video Door Phone with Lock video intercom for Apartment Home Electric Lock Access Control System 3A Power Control
https://a.aliexpress.com/_d7qOytD

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

norp posted:

I've got a lovely Italian intercom (2wire) that just picks up am radio so is a glorified gate open button.

Does anyone have any idea if there's any good intercoms you can get on AliExpress? The wire run is quite long (around 30m) but they've used 4-wire cable

As long as it runs on the existing 12v source for the indoor unit it shouldn't be too much effort to install


Local installers seem to only be interested in installing cellphone based intercoms, which is a huge overkill plus monthly cost for how little it gets used.

https://www.sandman.com/knowledgebase/radio-frequency-interference-rfi-elimination

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Sounds like grounding out all the spare wire pairs might be the thing to try before I replace the unit

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Facebook Aunt posted:

Just quoting the original pic again because the "is 70 m too small" debate seems to have missed that this is a 4 bedroom house. 753 square feet is fine for a 2 bedroom place, but I don't see how it could be 4 bedrooms unless there is no livingroom at all.

Maybe the 70m is the footprint, not the total floor space?



The layout is bizarre.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Horace posted:



The layout is bizarre.

maybe it's normal for Chinese houses?


Chinese goons?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

norp posted:

Sounds like grounding out all the spare wire pairs might be the thing to try before I replace the unit

Grounding extra pairs is the first trouble shooting step in that guide and this is what the internal wiring looks like

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

norp posted:

Grounding extra pairs is the first trouble shooting step in that guide and this is what the internal wiring looks like



No nice, easily seen/used earth wire so I don't know what to suggest.

Try the home wiring thread in DIY:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3090739

Or the home security thread in IYG:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3635963

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Send the whole thing to Big Clive and buy a new one.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Horace posted:



The layout is bizarre.

Get rid of the 2 downstairs bedrooms and the bathroom in between them and that's not that bad actually.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I hate that kitchen very much

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norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Moo the cow posted:

No nice, easily seen/used earth wire so I don't know what to suggest.

Try the home wiring thread in DIY:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3090739

Or the home security thread in IYG:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3635963

Red/black is a 12v power supply (buried in the wall, it doesn't pop out in the ceiling with the green bundle)
Red/blue heads to the street for the gate

I was actually looking up the wiring diagrams for this unit and it seems that all six wires are meant to be connected, so perhaps the installer was just a moron.

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