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nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Look at this cat's huge balls

US $1.79 40%OFF | Non-Finished Felt Kit Needle Felting Dog Cat Animal Butt Special Birthday Gift Poked Kit Handcarft Wool Felting Material Package

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That's a felting kit, they just give you a bunch of wool and a needle so you can make the cat's balls as big or small as you like

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
If you're looking for more functional cat balls decoration, may I suggest this:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...108883240%22%7D

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Sadly i cannot purchase this wonder due to living in :gop:
I will just have to felt them instead


Strong Convections posted:

If you're looking for more functional cat balls decoration, may I suggest this:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...108883240%22%7D

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
I just bought a very thin looking, all carbon fiber saddle for my road bike. 20 bucks and free shipping. Here's to hoping it doesn't shatter and end up inside me.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

nashona posted:

Sadly i cannot purchase this wonder due to living in :gop:
I will just have to felt them instead
If postage from Australia to the US were not so pricey, I would be sorely tempted to provide the essential service of reshipping those masks to the US.

I put AE into US mode and it's terribly sad at the reduced options for cheap crap that you have.
At least you can still get:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002396057829.html
(mines on it's way)

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Strong Convections posted:

If postage from Australia to the US were not so pricey, I would be sorely tempted to provide the essential service of reshipping those masks to the US.

I put AE into US mode and it's terribly sad at the reduced options for cheap crap that you have.
At least you can still get:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002396057829.html
(mines on it's way)

I mean, there's border shippers to move stuff from us only shipping to Canada, I have to imagine the opposite of that exists

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


Strong Convections posted:

If postage from Australia to the US were not so pricey, I would be sorely tempted to provide the essential service of reshipping those masks to the US.

I put AE into US mode and it's terribly sad at the reduced options for cheap crap that you have.
At least you can still get:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002396057829.html
(mines on it's way)

Yesssssss! I will be going back into the office in two weeks. I need some new masks! Thx!

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




flavor.flv posted:

That's a felting kit, they just give you a bunch of wool and a needle so you can make the cat's balls as big or small as you like

adjustable cat ball size(s)

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

EL BROMANCE posted:

Based on my own address based issues with Ali (where it completely made up my address in the same way for 2 orders despite it being correct on the system) I can only imagine that the maps they bought from their own vendors have gotten Amsterdam and New Amsterdam confused.

I don't live anywhere near either Amsterdam.. :smith:

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
I think it's a fidget toy. Surely the next craze that will surpass the fidget spinner. Get in now while it's still in stock.


http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32972071879.html

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Strong Convections posted:

I think it's a fidget toy. Surely the next craze that will surpass the fidget spinner. Get in now while it's still in stock.


http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32972071879.html

No need to ask me twice!

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
Sorry, I got off topic. Back to it:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000242576705.html

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


NoneMoreNegative posted:

Linked from the Ali frontpage

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4001052248045.html



Oh cute a cuddly long cat that y










:prepop:

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Everett False posted:

I've had a TON of messages slip through the cracks that way, I have never in my life been notified that a seller messaged me something I actually wanted to know. Trying to turn on notifications of any kind just gets me fake deal alerts and still doesn't tell me when a seller messages me directly. It's the jankiest aspect of an already jank website.

Ditto. A huge number of sales promotions, sellers just wanting to check your size for clothes (accordingly to wildly inaccurate size charts), notifications about shipping ... If they're was every any genuinely useful messages, I'd never see them.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I just came here to post that "Breast Enlargement Sex Machine" is a killer username, if a little long.

:nsfw: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002272612437.html

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I guess i missed famicom chat but i've got an old game that uses DSP and the Hyperkin handheld was kickstarter-level garbage. Has anyone here found something that runs DSP cartridges or emulates DSP?

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
At least one Christmas gift sorted. I love this thread.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Artisinal cat plush butthole

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
The exhibitor puts her finger in it in the promo video.

If you prefer aquatic plushies:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32971367123.html

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD

Strong Convections posted:

The exhibitor puts her finger in it in the promo video.

If you prefer aquatic plushies:

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32971367123.html

We got that whale shark, and it's adorable! You can get it in several sizes from a bunch of different sellers. The biggest is about 5 feet long.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


If you ever wanted one of those rugs featuring a tasteful (?) semi-abstract nude, as seen incidentally in a photo for one of those lightweight blankets earlier in the thread, you're in luck!

US $9.40 45%OFF | Home Bath Mat Non-slip Bathroom Carpet Front Doormat Soft Toilet Floor Mat Washable Area Rug Water Absorption Shower Foot Pad
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0GdDpd

The breasts-only one showed up as a freebie today.

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

Hirayuki posted:

If you ever wanted one of those rugs featuring a tasteful (?) semi-abstract nude, as seen incidentally in a photo for one of those lightweight blankets earlier in the thread, you're in luck!

US $9.40 45%OFF | Home Bath Mat Non-slip Bathroom Carpet Front Doormat Soft Toilet Floor Mat Washable Area Rug Water Absorption Shower Foot Pad
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0GdDpd

The breasts-only one showed up as a freebie today.

Does anyone know who the actual artist is on these line drawings? they're great.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

reminded me of this (anime-inspired?) t-shirt: :nws: https://aliexpress.com/item/1005003097386461.html

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



laserghost posted:

reminded me of this (anime-inspired?) t-shirt: :nws: https://aliexpress.com/item/1005003097386461.html

Yeah, this is from a manga called One Punch Man.
:nws: :nws:

(it's cartoony boobs, I don't think it's really nsfw but I'm playing it safe here)

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

:chickbutt:

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008
Now all my suggestions are messed up :/ More cats!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1000005800874.html

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





anyone have a recommendation for dice? looking for some d20 dice and a stack of d6 dice.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Strong Sauce posted:

anyone have a recommendation for dice? looking for some d20 dice and a stack of d6 dice.

:can:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



US $3.52 17% Off | 4PCS Fun Acrylic Dice Love Dice Sex Dice Erotic Dice Love Game Toy Couple Gift Drop Shipping
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mtzcvKR

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

Strong Sauce posted:

anyone have a recommendation for dice? looking for some d20 dice and a stack of d6 dice.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32831351903.html

I got this

5 sets

5 extra d20

lots of 6's (plus everything else)

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Meskhenet posted:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32831351903.html

I got this

5 sets

5 extra d20

lots of 6's (plus everything else)

Seconding this, can't remember what I got but it was several full sets

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Won a freebie drone that I was pumped about. The vendor cancelled the order and claims I violated some terms and conditions. They told me I was free to pay full price for one. Cool.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Cocaine Bear posted:

Won a freebie drone that I was pumped about. The vendor cancelled the order and claims I violated some terms and conditions. They told me I was free to pay full price for one. Cool.
That's lovely. :(

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Just confirming that I have ordered one of these. Will report on savestates etc.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Humphreys posted:

Just confirming that I have ordered one of these. Will report on savestates etc.

They are on sale right now for 17.70 tempted even though I doubt the kids will play it…might snag Ike anyways if it saved I would for sure

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


everdave posted:

They are on sale right now for 17.70 tempted even though I doubt the kids will play it…might snag Ike anyways if it saved I would for sure

Yeah that's why I got on it. Can always use another battery bank, it's 100x better than anything I have, on account of having an emulator in it.

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

The Aliexpress sticky note struggle continues

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken!

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DoubleT2172
Sep 24, 2007

Time to order glue sticks from aliexpress to fix your problem

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